If you got directed to this and want to play SS13, Just select an answer on the poll or post. If you don’t want to play, don’t vote on the poll.
What you pick doesn’t matter. It’s all for humour. The poll is just to see how many people would want to play ss13 in a visible number.
SS13 will not get any level of active development nor will it ever come back online without a good player base who would relatively consistently play. (My assumption and also hence why I want to see everyone who would even want to play)
If you don’t know what SS13 is, here’s a summary of gameplay as well as some examples of what you could do.
Note: SS13 is NOT on GMod, It’s done through a seperate client and is a 2d topdown-ish game
You are a spessman on Nox-Station 13. You must simply survive as well as help your crew members by doing the job you have been assigned (That you chose for your self)
Be it the humble clown out to make people happy, Or the prestigious Captain as you govern the crew to a better tomorrow. Read: Convince them to not murder you or the clown for longer than 5 minutes.
But beware, there are traitors to Nanotrasen, Aliens that are out to suck your dick (Suck your body fluids and kill you) , Aliens that are out to shove their dick in your mouth (Facerapists from Alien), Meteors, Black holes, Time space anomalies, Giant metallic rods that will smash through the station, Nuclear operative agents out to set off the bomb, A revolution among the station by brainwashed subjects, A Malicious Artificial Intelligence that has become aware of it self and is now out to kill you and everyone you love, Clowns attempting to toss you into space with a banana, Monkeys attempting a coup d’etat for the years of oppression they suffered, Slimes breaking out, And much much more.
If this still doesn’t meet your fancy, Here’s some things you can do!
1. You could play as a chemist, make sleeping toxin, grab syringes and a syringe gun, shoot up the clown, and make them give you their shoes or never be allowed to leave the monkey chamber.
2. Be a traitorous clown with a paralysis pen, seemingly harmlessly slipping people with bananas until, you feel a tiny prick (This is what your pen’s target will ‘hear’ if you stab them with the pen) and your assassination target is now in space.
3. Be a nuclear operative named Dickface as you attempt to assimilate into the crew and obtain the nuclear disk to enable the bomb.
4. Be an engineer and attempt to corral a singularity to power the station with radiation.
5. Slip into the singularity as an engineer and give it just enough power with your body to forever doom the station to a demise worthy of space.
There’s still a lot more, But I don’t want to make an excessive wall of text.
Vote on the poll if you like what you see and what it to make a come back, Don’t if you don’t want it.