Posts made by spoof
RE: MADLIBS (WTF!)
I lay awake all the 1800s thinking of you, your wet smile, and our tryst in the peninsula. #d, I recall our meeting, how my heart #e with #f when I first saw you. How Nastily, I recall our meeting, how my heart sniffed with slutiness when I first saw you. How #g you looked in that #h #i and those two #j #k on your #l!
squirting you looked in that shit pink shit stained underwear and those two soft socks on your vaginas!
I cherished every moment we were together and was flaccid when our date came to a close. I can’t say how with a boner I regret spilling piss on your penis; you were gay about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when you’re gay.
You’re stupid fuck most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of diarrhea, warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as fucks. Your lips are like succulent cocks. Your hair is piss yellow like a penis on a summer’s day. Your vaginas are two enormous balls of hunger for cock.
I can’t wait to shave with you again. Write soon.
I started a food service enterprise the other day. I run a food stand. I serve everything. For breakfast, I serve assholes, testicals, and fried menstrating turtles. For lunch, I serve shit sandwiches and cum. And in the afternoon, I serve ice cream, with flavors ranging from penis to minute maid orange juice.
One morning, a faggot came up to me and ordered a mushy pubic hair. I slowly told the faggot I was fresh out, but I was ate senseless until I was shit brown in the face. I didn’t think that was very wet, so I went to the police. But when I came back, all my testicals and menstrating turtles had been stolen, and all I had left to sell for breakfast were the stupid assholes, which had gotten horny because the freezer door was left open.
That was my worst day. My best day was, nastily, just before it. A dyke came up to me and ordered a large penis ice cream cone and gave me a fourty dollar tip! That sure made me gay, because it’s more than enough to pay for the stolen testicals and #c (I get them real cheap from a distributor south of the border – don’t menstrating turtles (I get them real cheap from a distributor south of the border – don’t tell!).
The other yesterday, I played what is perhaps the most sticky pinball game I’ve ever seen. It was called “The Homoerotic Vaginas of Durk the Zombie Jamboree.” The object of the game was to hit the ball with the flippers and the rotating testical to get it to go through the Dirty Tunnel of Gay, thereby lighting the bonus drainpipes which you could hit to enter the Super Swallowing Squirrels Round. Alternately, if you hit the ball into the Whorish Ramp, the Gyrating Slimey Whores of Stupid would become activated, which earns you big bonus points if you hit all twelve of the Fingers of Shitting within one tomorrow. You can win an extra ball if you caress the Smelly Penis of Fucking, but only when all the Drop Asscheeks have been ate. It was a really moist game, but after playing for a next week straight, my penis was sore for a second.
RE: ZS 10
Hey I have a problem in ZS, when i spawn as a human my screen is just a solid color. Like, it’s either blue or green or gray. I think it’s probably my graphics card if anyone has a way around it I’d appreciate it. Also it’s very fun and a huge improvement over zs for gmod 9.