Today was my death day



  • The doctors said i would not live to see this day

    Well some of you know i have / had cancer. I’m still saying have / had cancer because i still don’t know, i will be sure in 2 days.

    It all started roughly 2 year’s ago when i was playing them fortress 2 with my steam friends on arena_watchtower.I suddenly got a sharp pain like someone hit my stomach with a fist. I had to go to the bathroom and every time i did it i told people on the server, they had a good lough out of it.

    This keept going all night, so the next day i went to the hospital to see what’s wrong. Afther doing some tests and stuff i was sent home.

    I was called in to come 3 day’s later for an appoitment, i sat down in the chair while waiting for the doctor to come. When he came into the room he looked at me with kinda a sad look, he said ‘‘Afther we done all the tests, well we… found out that you have intestine cancer’’ First time in my life i was scared shitless. The doctor said that it was a good thing it was cought early and it didn’t spread far.
    And i have a chance to remove it by the operation.

    I took the operation, feeling like shit laying in the hospital for a week, then a week at home. The doctor said i should come every 2 weeks for a check-up. So everything was fine until 5 months ago, was going to my local doctor because i cought the flu,he sent me to draw some blood and send it to the hospital, and by this time i became alergic to my own sweat (as this how bad this can be, this is the one thing that saved me).

    So again im called into the hospital, the doctors calls me into his room and says i need to do the test once again (the ones i did for cancer), i was scared shitless becuase i feared, it returned again.

    The 2nd next day i was called into the hospital by the doctor and he said that the cancer returned and we will need to start treatment again, so afther 3 weeks i come to a check up and the doctors say ‘‘You’re a very lucky man mr. <lastname>, the cancer didn’t spread, something in your body made it stop.’’  Afther 3 days of testing they came out that my own allergy that saved me.

    So before 2 weeks i went to the operation, laying again down could not do nothing but play games, now typing this thread and waiting 2 more days to see is it okay or not.

    I would like to thank everybody who aided me in this time, that being my girlfriend, my perents, my brother and sister and my steam friends.

    Spend your life in a good way, dont let it go into waste.



  • The doctors said i would not live to see this day

    Well some of you know i have / had cancer. I’m still saying have / had cancer because i still don’t know, i will be sure in 2 days.

    It all started roughly 2 year’s ago when i was playing them fortress 2 with my steam friends on arena_watchtower.I suddenly got a sharp pain like someone hit my stomach with a fist. I had to go to the bathroom and every time i did it i told people on the server, they had a good lough out of it.

    This keept going all night, so the next day i went to the hospital to see what’s wrong. Afther doing some tests and stuff i was sent home.

    I was called in to come 3 day’s later for an appoitment, i sat down in the chair while waiting for the doctor to come. When he came into the room he looked at me with kinda a sad look, he said ‘‘Afther we done all the tests, well we… found out that you have intestine cancer’’ First time in my life i was scared shitless. The doctor said that it was a good thing it was cought early and it didn’t spread far.
    And i have a chance to remove it by the operation.

    I took the operation, feeling like shit laying in the hospital for a week, then a week at home. The doctor said i should come every 2 weeks for a check-up. So everything was fine until 5 months ago, was going to my local doctor because i cought the flu,he sent me to draw some blood and send it to the hospital, and by this time i became alergic to my own sweat (as this how bad this can be, this is the one thing that saved me).

    So again im called into the hospital, the doctors calls me into his room and says i need to do the test once again (the ones i did for cancer), i was scared shitless becuase i feared, it returned again.

    The 2nd next day i was called into the hospital by the doctor and he said that the cancer returned and we will need to start treatment again, so afther 3 weeks i come to a check up and the doctors say ‘‘You’re a very lucky man mr. <lastname>, the cancer didn’t spread, something in your body made it stop.’’  Afther 3 days of testing they came out that my own allergy that saved me.

    So before 2 weeks i went to the operation, laying again down could not do nothing but play games, now typing this thread and waiting 2 more days to see is it okay or not.

    I would like to thank everybody who aided me in this time, that being my girlfriend, my perents, my brother and sister and my steam friends.

    Spend your life in a good way, dont let it go into waste.



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  • cried to that one


  • Administrators

    copypasta?



  • I just written it :(


  • Administrators

    That’s cool but 11 people get diagnosed with cancer every minute, we’re not special bro.



  • im sorry for calling you an illiterate retard



  • Im not saying im special, im saying im just lucky and happy.



  • @WarRage:

    i became alergic to my own sweat

    oh dear.



  • how do we know you’re not lieing ?
    scan doctor signed check-up results



  • I could do that, but im croatian would you understand what it says on that papers?



  • It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

    I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

    Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

    I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.



  • OH MY GOD ROFL

    Edit: Cool Fake Story. Anyone can say they have Cancer and Someone will Believe them. Because it’s the internet.



  • I have a feeling that this may be a troll, but if not, then fuck.



  • over 9000 orgasms*



  • @Kelly:

    It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

    I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

    Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

    I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

    someone kill me please.



  • Hang yourself.



  • if you ever need a support group, we’re here for you man

    hang yourself

    rude



  • Scan something for legitimacy.


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