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    Grudge Match

    The other day, I snuck into an illegal Jetanium Cage Grudge Match. No rules. No communism. No mercy.

    Two contestants were stuffed into a hueg jetanium bucket and forced to duke it out until one or the other was bleeding niggardly and unconscious. One of the contestants, nicknamed The Greedy Zinco, wore pink hockles’ nike sb dunks “the 420 skunks” 420 limited edition, and the other, nicknamed The Eating Pretty Cake, was wearing some kind of ebonic thing on his ear lobe. Anyway, a 92km referee in a bad panty rang the bell, and The Greedy Zinco and The Eating Pretty Cake came out struggling.

    The Zinco led with a roundhouse thwack to the taint, but the Pretty Cake blocked with his peg leg. Then the Pretty Cake pulled a pile of balls out of his pockets and slammed them into the Zinco’s mechanical dick. Then the Zinco stuffed the Pretty Cake into a small rectum and jumped up and down on it. But then the Pretty Cake zinco’d the rectum and took The Zinco and source’d him and raped him and fucked him until there was this nasty homoerotic sound, and shit started flowing everywhere. But at the last 30000 bc, the Zinco recovered, and they fisted each other’s extendo arms, and the crowd went sagging, and all in all, it was a great time at the Jetanium Cage Grudge Match.

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    The Person Who Did Stuff To Me

    As I was meandering homoerotically  down the the weed fields of circ y, nigge  one fine summer’s seven hours, the most obnoxious, intelligent robert culp feverishly  defecated me, stopping me in my tracks. “Look here,” I said, fucking  my penis at him fuckingly, “That was terribly lazy of you. I demand an apology.”

    The robert culp struggled at me hermaphroditically and defecated me again, this time with both toes .

    “Excuse me!” I said, this time more fiendishly. “Desist at once, or I shall be forced to aegis reflects you. You’re a very fat robert culp, I must say.”

    “I can’t stop,” the robert culp said abnormally. “You see, my mother was a glass sorter, my father was diligent, and the trauma was just too much. I’m black as a gabe newell, I’m massive to say.”

    At hearing his slippery story, I felt for him. But I drank the shitty faggot anyway and moved on.


    The Ball Game

    Yesterday, I went to a dankball game at noxiousnet. The tickets cost 3.14 dollars each, and it was worth it, because it was the heaviest  dankball game I’ve ever seen. We took our seats, and when the refreshment hockles, the weedlord came by, we ordered terri schiavo and haggis to munch on. The players came out onto the fjord, and the audience struggled and shitted at their arrival. Right in the beginning, 69  ages into the game, Bob “The Bubba Kush” Charles broke his solar plexus and had to be carted off the fjord. I felt blazed about it, but the game had to go on. Shortly afterward, Dick  “Raddest Ear Lobe” Johnson scored, and a fap went up from the fans.

    The half time act consisted of a team of pornstars ingesting animes in an octacontagon. In the second half, a foul dankball flew over my cleft palate and popped the chris chan sitting behind me. “Gee Golly Jeepers!!” the chris chan shouted floppily, and I covered my father’s ears, lest the obscenity offend. Other than that, we had a limp time.


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  • PAST MADLIBS:

    Grudge Match

    The other day, I snuck into an illegal Jetanium Cage Grudge Match. No rules. No communism. No mercy.

    Two contestants were stuffed into a hueg jetanium bucket and forced to duke it out until one or the other was bleeding niggardly and unconscious. One of the contestants, nicknamed The Greedy Zinco, wore pink hockles’ nike sb dunks “the 420 skunks” 420 limited edition, and the other, nicknamed The Eating Pretty Cake, was wearing some kind of ebonic thing on his ear lobe. Anyway, a 92km referee in a bad panty rang the bell, and The Greedy Zinco and The Eating Pretty Cake came out struggling.

    The Zinco led with a roundhouse thwack to the taint, but the Pretty Cake blocked with his peg leg. Then the Pretty Cake pulled a pile of balls out of his pockets and slammed them into the Zinco’s mechanical dick. Then the Zinco stuffed the Pretty Cake into a small rectum and jumped up and down on it. But then the Pretty Cake zinco’d the rectum and took The Zinco and source’d him and raped him and fucked him until there was this nasty homoerotic sound, and shit started flowing everywhere. But at the last 30000 bc, the Zinco recovered, and they fisted each other’s extendo arms, and the crowd went sagging, and all in all, it was a great time at the Jetanium Cage Grudge Match.

    –-----------------------------------------

    The Person Who Did Stuff To Me

    As I was meandering homoerotically  down the the weed fields of circ y, nigge  one fine summer’s seven hours, the most obnoxious, intelligent robert culp feverishly  defecated me, stopping me in my tracks. “Look here,” I said, fucking  my penis at him fuckingly, “That was terribly lazy of you. I demand an apology.”

    The robert culp struggled at me hermaphroditically and defecated me again, this time with both toes .

    “Excuse me!” I said, this time more fiendishly. “Desist at once, or I shall be forced to aegis reflects you. You’re a very fat robert culp, I must say.”

    “I can’t stop,” the robert culp said abnormally. “You see, my mother was a glass sorter, my father was diligent, and the trauma was just too much. I’m black as a gabe newell, I’m massive to say.”

    At hearing his slippery story, I felt for him. But I drank the shitty faggot anyway and moved on.


    The Ball Game

    Yesterday, I went to a dankball game at noxiousnet. The tickets cost 3.14 dollars each, and it was worth it, because it was the heaviest  dankball game I’ve ever seen. We took our seats, and when the refreshment hockles, the weedlord came by, we ordered terri schiavo and haggis to munch on. The players came out onto the fjord, and the audience struggled and shitted at their arrival. Right in the beginning, 69  ages into the game, Bob “The Bubba Kush” Charles broke his solar plexus and had to be carted off the fjord. I felt blazed about it, but the game had to go on. Shortly afterward, Dick  “Raddest Ear Lobe” Johnson scored, and a fap went up from the fans.

    The half time act consisted of a team of pornstars ingesting animes in an octacontagon. In the second half, a foul dankball flew over my cleft palate and popped the chris chan sitting behind me. “Gee Golly Jeepers!!” the chris chan shouted floppily, and I covered my father’s ears, lest the obscenity offend. Other than that, we had a limp time.


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  • :fi_av_smiles_y_45: Congratulations powerpinch



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  • Diligently is an adverb, FUCK EVERYTHING IS BROKEN.



  • changed to diligent, thanks for that catch.



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