Best Creative Writing



  • An Epic Novel titled “The Madman?”

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055716814

    for those engaged in the gripping and well written storyline rather than the advanced critique the story was blogged:

    http://www.trentsadventures.com/page/2/

    No I didn’t expect you to read all of it, but if you did. Just wow.



  • An Epic Novel titled “The Madman?”

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055716814

    for those engaged in the gripping and well written storyline rather than the advanced critique the story was blogged:

    http://www.trentsadventures.com/page/2/

    No I didn’t expect you to read all of it, but if you did. Just wow.



  • Here’s a taste of my creative writing from class.

    Beowulf 2.0 : Special Edition         
    By steve renolds

    On a cold December morning the mighty warrior was born, with OG- blood flowing through his veins he was destined to become one of the greatest heroes of our time.
    It was said that when Kanye was but a child he could spit rhymes faster than the speed of sound and that he lost his sense of taste in a pie eating contest gone awry. As a teenager Kanye was an awkward boy and often found himself dreaming about kung-fu, he joined the wutang clan school for rappers and gangsters. He trained under the late Jackie Chan and spent 15 years mastering the arts of toad, snake, monkey, and monkey style so that he could vanquish any foe that comes to appose him.

    Kanye, now the age of 23, drinks mead in King Elton John’s Great hall while sampling the drugs and women. All is loud and merry in the hall as it is Christmas Eve and the people of the area are all having trouble sleeping. George bush, who was not invited to the festivals, was sitting in his car across the street yearning to join the fun, but he can’t because he doesn’t care about black people. As George sat in his Oldsmobile his heart began to fill with hatred and he vowed to get vengeance.

    Fueled by his intense feelings of greed George Bush quickly ran to his local Wal-Mart, with total disregard for the two month waiting period he grabbed a shotgun and strolled out of the sport section, gun in hand. Trailing security, George Bush fired off warning shots before entering his Oldsmobile. While George careened down the tight suburban streets knocking down mailboxes, Kanye was enjoying a deep slumber in the great hall. Within minutes George was at the door, nostrils flared. He quietly tip-toed around to the rear of the facility where he slipped in through an open door. Kanye awoke to the a ringing deafness and the smell of gunpowder. Kanye quickly jumped to his feet and unsheathed his sword, with great procession he kicked the gun out of George’s hands.
    Still thirsty for blood George charged at Kanye with his car keys, Kanye side steps and slices Georges arm off. In great pain, George rushes out of the room to seek medical attention, while Kanye cradles his new found trophy in front of the gathering crowd.

    Knowing that George could strike again in the future Kanye proceeded to hunt him down, following the blood caused by the dismemberment he found himself in front of an abandoned home. With great strength he Kanye kicked door instantly causing it to splinter into a million pieces. He stepped softly through the threshold, only to be hit in the head with chair. George quickly struck him again only to be stopped my swing by a powerful fist that obliterated his chair. With great vigor, Kanye flew across the dingy room to the corner where sat a sword of pure gold. Lifting his newly acquired weapon Kanye said ”Yo George, I’m happy for you and imma let you finish but Blake wrote one of  the best parodies of Beowulf of all time.” and with that Kanye threw the hefty sword across the living room and into the withered heart of George. And with a magnificent shower of blood Kanye sealed his fate as the king of hiphop.



  • @Benjy:

    An Epic Novel titled “The Madman?”

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055716814

    for those engaged in the gripping and well written storyline rather than the advanced critique the story was blogged:

    http://www.trentsadventures.com/page/2/

    No I didn’t expect you to read all of it, but if you did. Just wow.

    Madman=best story ever


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