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  • Talk to random people on the internet! YAY!

    Stranger: horny female?
    You: Oh yeah.
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 18/F/Mississippi
    Stranger: pic?
    You: I don’t have any at the moment i’m kinda new to the internet
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: topic?
    You: Umm, I don’t know how bout you give it a shot.
    Stranger: bra size?
    You: D cup
    You: How big is your dick?
    Stranger: 5 and 1/2 inches
    You: Oh my! Thats quite the length :)
    Stranger: thanks
    You: So are you thinking about my big huge tits?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: r u thinking about my cock
    Stranger: ?
    You: Yeah, thinking about rubbing it up between my big juicy breast!
    You: mmm
    Stranger: that is sexy
    Stranger: keep going?
    You: My pussy is wet for you.
    Stranger: and my cock is hard for u
    You: I wish I could have it right in between my wet lips.
    Stranger: i want your lips all over my cock
    You: I found a web cam let me take a picture of my big tits
    Stranger: ok how about the rest of your body?
    You: Hold on one sec I gotta keep you wondering ;)
    Stranger: ok
    You: Alright one sec
    You: Uploading it to photobucket
    Stranger: ok
    You: http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k237/mechwarrior5/meeee.png here ya go baby.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



  • Talk to random people on the internet! YAY!

    Stranger: horny female?
    You: Oh yeah.
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 18/F/Mississippi
    Stranger: pic?
    You: I don’t have any at the moment i’m kinda new to the internet
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: topic?
    You: Umm, I don’t know how bout you give it a shot.
    Stranger: bra size?
    You: D cup
    You: How big is your dick?
    Stranger: 5 and 1/2 inches
    You: Oh my! Thats quite the length :)
    Stranger: thanks
    You: So are you thinking about my big huge tits?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: r u thinking about my cock
    Stranger: ?
    You: Yeah, thinking about rubbing it up between my big juicy breast!
    You: mmm
    Stranger: that is sexy
    Stranger: keep going?
    You: My pussy is wet for you.
    Stranger: and my cock is hard for u
    You: I wish I could have it right in between my wet lips.
    Stranger: i want your lips all over my cock
    You: I found a web cam let me take a picture of my big tits
    Stranger: ok how about the rest of your body?
    You: Hold on one sec I gotta keep you wondering ;)
    Stranger: ok
    You: Alright one sec
    You: Uploading it to photobucket
    Stranger: ok
    You: http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k237/mechwarrior5/meeee.png here ya go baby.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



  • I took the picture of fox on skype.



  • All of them except for one person is either an idiot or a horny 13 year old

    I decided i wouldn’t lie and see what they said:

    You: I’m a masochist
    Stranger: i’m a nazi
    You: Cool
    You: Do you have big boots?
    Stranger: no those are old
    Stranger: now we use light shoes to be fast
    You: Well i’m Aryan
    You: so you don’t have to go out of your way to kill me
    Stranger: good good
    Stranger: now all we need is some polish bitches to raep
    You: Mkay
    You: i’m not too caring about much ethnicitys
    You: I like Asian chicks
    You: they’re small
    Stranger: yeah okay but nazi’s rape polish chicks dude
    Stranger: lrn2 history
    You: Cept’ im not a nazi
    You: i’m a bit german somewhere
    You: but not really a nazi

    You: I’m a Masochist
    Stranger: which is?
    You: Someone who likes pain
    You: in their sex
    You: like sugar in your coffee
    Stranger: kinky
    You: Yeah

    Stranger: care to elaborate? or is just that common knowledge?
    You: I get tied up
    You: and stabbed with needles
    You: It’s pretty straight forward
    Stranger: that’s gross.
    You: Not really
    Stranger: really really.
    Stranger: sex
    Stranger: is
    Stranger: yummy
    You: Elaborate.
    Stranger: mmmm :)
    Stranger: orgasm is yummy
    Stranger: no orgasm from pain
    You: hence the term "Masochist"
    You: deriving pleasure from pain
    Stranger: you can orgasm from that?

    You: I’m a masochist
    Stranger: nice.
    Stranger: do your parent know?
    You: I don’t know
    You: Probably not

    Stranger: Hi, I’d like to get to know you better!
    You: Ok
    You: i’m a masochist
    Stranger: why’s that
    You: Cause it feels good
    Stranger: how does the other person feel
    You: Good

    Stranger: hi
    You: i’m a masochist
    Stranger: u guy or girl
    You: I’m a guy

    You: i’m a masochist
    Stranger: LOL

    You: i’m a masochist
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: I’ve got a penis, what’s that mean?

    And the last one; the one who isn’t dumb
    You: i’m a masochist
    Stranger: and
    You: Nothing really
    Stranger: alright then
    You: Cool.
    Stranger: very
    You: Yeah
    Stranger: as ice
    You: Colder
    Stranger: liquid nitrogen
    You: Yeah
    Stranger: wow that is cold
    You: Yeah, pretty fucking cold.
    Stranger: no wonder im like freezing just talking to u
    You: Wow, i must be pretty bad ass,
    Stranger: u must be, u gotta keep that epic coolness under control

    Oh and the spaces between them are different people.



  • Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: asl?webcam?msn?
    You: 22/F/Toronto
    You: No and no
    Stranger: damn
    Stranger: I HAVE BIG DICK
    Stranger: 5CM
    You: Oh
    You: well that sure is big
    You: 5cm

    FIVE



  • omegle is dumb and you’re a fag

    what kind of faggot pretends to be a girl



  • Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: So this is the c͢o̷m͟bin͡e ̕p̀o͜r̡ta͞l, I̧͠t͘͝’̸̕͝s̸ ͟͜͏̧ş̵̸̡̡m҉̵̵͜͠a̶̸̡l͠͏l̴̀̕̕ȩ̶͠r̷̵̀͘͞ ̢̨͢t̴̴h̨͟͜͞͞a̡̡͞n t͙͙͖̤̂̿̊h̬͇̻͔̞͗ͦ̆̋̋́aͨͮͫ҉̞̘̫͉̰̦̘n̈́́ͬͨͫ̉̚҉̖̖̦̰̦̣̥̦ ͎̮̦͖̳͎͚͌ͪ̀͝Į͚̣̞͕̻͌͗̓ͥ̎̌̄͠ ̗̮̼̙͊ͬͨ́̐͂̆͛I̝̯͔̟̥̫̬͓̣̓̋͆̑͠m̴̬̺ͩ͐̅ͫ̐͛̚͢ǎ̮͓͎̭̝͕̯̭̔ͮͭ̆̍̈̕͜͟ġ̡̛͓̬̪͖͖̮̤̤̘ͯ̌͊ͨ͋͐͜i̅̑͑͢҉̰̟͇ͅn̦͈͓͖̫̩͚͓̂͑͜ͅě͎͎͂͆̾d.
    Stranger: What The Fuck?
    You have disconnected.



  • How?



  • Stranger: eu ia lhe chamar… enquanto obina marca
    Me: Disconnected

    BR?
    BR?
    BR?
    GO
    GO
    GO
    GO



  • Cool, some guy kid came in saying looking for horny girls

    I asked how old he was, he said 13, when I started trolling him talking to him he told me I was a no life

    Fun.



  • You’re bad at it then.



  • Stranger: hi 19 boy here are you a girl who likes to dominate boys and whip them? ;)
    You: lol wut
    You: Possibly
    You: Im a 13 year old girl that likes that kind of thing
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: do you like to make boys your slaves?
    You: YES INDEED!
    Stranger: how you like to ?
    You: First I take this banana and shove it up there anus, then tie their hands and legs together.
    You: All while stroking my cock.
    Stranger: huh?
    You: I meant theirs.
    Stranger: whats with the banana?
    You: I like fruit torture!
    You: HAHAHAHa
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: tell me more about it
    You: First you pick up a rock and throw it at them theres one rock thrown at them now.
    You: Then I picked up another rock and threw it at him he got pissed off over there now
    You: And so I shoved the banana up his anus and all was well.
    Stranger: what do you like to wear when dominating boys?
    You: I like to wear banana leaves
    You: You know so I can pretend to be a black person and they are my white slaves.
    Stranger: thats SO cool
    Stranger: and your slaves how they are dressed?
    You: I dress them up in sticky notes that have the word white devil on them.
    Stranger: what?
    You: What do you mean what.
    Stranger: sticky notes?
    You: Yeah
    You: It’s completely degrading to them
    Stranger: i betcha
    Stranger: what else do you like?
    You: Umm let’s see
    You: I like to spank them with paper plates!
    Stranger: wickeeeed :)
    You: uh huh
    Stranger: i love you
    You: I love myself too :)
    You: Are you loving yourself right now
    Stranger: yes i am
    You: your 19 though
    Stranger: and?
    You: wouldnt that make me too young
    Stranger: a bit yes
    You: So you like teh little girls.
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i like girls who dominate boys
    You: I think your lying ;)
    Stranger: im not im a slave to cruel girls
    You: So you would like me too torture you despite my age?
    Stranger: sure
    You: So you do like little girls :)
    Stranger: noooo
    Stranger: i told you
    Stranger: i like to be dominated thats all
    You: So irl if you knew me you would let me torture you knowing that I am really young.
    Stranger: yes bcoz ure evil
    You: I also like to scat on my slaves.
    Stranger: yeeewww
    Stranger: gross
    You: THen I piss and make them drink it.
    Stranger: yeeeww
    Stranger: really? you do that?
    You: I would find that really hot
    Stranger: why?
    You: I dunno I always masturbate when Im on the toilet I gusse with a tooth brush
    Stranger: i mean why would you find hot to piss and the slaves drink your piss?
    You: Well they wouldn’t want to drink it would they. So it pleases me to see their disgusted faces,
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: you like to humiliate them
    You: Exactly
    Stranger: oh im relieved
    Stranger: what else you like to humiliate them?
    You: I make them do my homework while singing sparrow of the wind.
    Stranger: now THATS evil :D
    You: I bet.
    You: I take some nutella and rub it all over their body and I begin to lick it
    You: Mr.Pedoman are you there?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: go on
    You: I pretend it is feces
    You: And while I lick it I shit myself.
    You: It’s pretty freaking awsome if you know what I mean
    You: Also Lost the game.
    Stranger: yeah i bet it is
    Stranger: what game?
    You: the game’
    You: I lost it.
    Stranger: what game?
    You: THE GAME
    You: "THE GAME"
    Stranger: huh?
    You: OMFG YOU DON’T KNOW
    Stranger: nope
    You: www.losethegame.com
    Stranger: lol
    You: I just wanted you to know that I am Jack Thompson and this chat will get my lawyers liscense back.
    You: I can prove once and for all tha fasfafjskkkvnaslfd
    Stranger: huh?
    You: I dunno
    Stranger: what did you say?
    You: I forget
    You: Hold on I gotta answer my banana phone.
    You: Alright nigga where were we.
    Stranger: domination
    You: ENough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEE what about you.
    Stranger: ask away
    You: Do you like to bake pretty cakes
    Stranger: no
    You: You know you can’t be lazy ;)
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



  • lol the game 9000 shop da wop xd



  • A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Hello.
    You: Welcome to my dojo.
    Stranger: M / F / goat / whale / lion ?
    You: Are you here to learn the ways of fap?
    Stranger: fap fap fap
    You: Is that a yes?
    Stranger: no slap slap slap
    You: Then please leave my dojo.
    Stranger: nuu
    You: I shall not tolerate such behavor
    Stranger: are you gay lol
    You: No.
    You: I am simply a phroft of the Fap.
    You: Are you here to learn the ways of Fap or not?
    Stranger: well i guess teach me master
    Stranger: but i dont have anything to fap with
    You: First, forget what you think you know about Fap.
    You: Forget your past life.
    You: Your past sins.
    You: Your past furfaggotry.
    You: This is your new life
    You: The life of fap.
    Stranger: shut up!
    You: Do not interupt your master.
    Stranger: -.-'
    You: What do you think you know about fap?
    Stranger: “-.-” <–- moose says hi
    You: Get that moose out of my dojo.
    Stranger: no it says gay
    Stranger: moose doesnt wanna leave.
    Stranger: moose in bouncing
    You: No moose shall be in any dojo of mine.
    Stranger: moos ewhant to know how to flap
    Stranger: whants*
    You: I only teach humanoid entites the way of Fap.
    Stranger: but this is my best moose
    Stranger: it has mind of its own
    You: Get that moose out of my dojo.
    You: It is against the way of fap.
    Stranger: noo D: shut up or hes gonna fuck you up!!
    Stranger: you can fap my moose!
    You: Fap is a state of mind, the context you used it in confuses your master.
    You: Please explain.
    Stranger: welcome to my dojo
    You: No.
    You: This is my dojo.
    Stranger: i will teach you something about mooses
    Stranger: get the hell out of here then
    You: Mooses are against the way of fap.
    Stranger: shut up
    You: Now get the moose out of the dojo.
    Stranger: no it my dojo
    Stranger: IT ATE THE BOOK " HOW TO FAP" AND NOW I CANT GET IT OUT BECOUSE ITS SO FAT NOW!
    You: You cannot steal the dojo of Fap from me.
    You: Fap has no book.
    You: Just this dojo, me, and my followers.
    Stranger: i did it all ready im hacer you know
    Stranger: so you have lots of followers there , sport?
    You: Your bad spelling confuses your master.
    You: Please use a spellchecker
    Stranger: well then sucks tu be you
    Stranger: no!!
    Stranger: CASTS FIRESTRIKE WHICH DESTROYS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE INCLUDING YOUR DOJO!
    You: What have you done?
    You: you have destroyed all but fap.
    You: Now what is fap?
    Stranger: what iv done!??
    You: Fap has nothing.
    Stranger: fap fap fap
    You: If fap has nothing, then fap has nothing
    Stranger: fap fap fap
    Stranger: fap fap fap fap
    You: you have disgraced Fap.
    Stranger: fap fap fap fap fap
    Stranger: fap fap fap fap
    Stranger: i like to fap
    You: Get out of the remains of my dojo.
    Stranger: fap fap fap
    You have disconnected.



  • LOL 4CHAN XDXDXDXDXD OVER 9000



  • oh god, an omegle thread, Just as I was trying to forget what happened the last time I visited that accursed site.



  • I go there at least once a day.



  • Atleast you actually troll there, Zetanor.



  • No I find girls w/ cams 2 c my cock @ MSN :)



  • Stranger: hey sexy
    You: hey
    Stranger: hows it going =]
    You: good
    You: you?
    Stranger: great!, you dont happen to be chinease do you?
    You: nah
    Stranger: i can see it in your words
    Stranger: you be asain
    Stranger: FUCKING ASIAN SACK OF SHIT

    When someone asked how old i was i said 15 and he left.

    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: you a gay or bi boy?
    You: bi boy
    Stranger: me too
    Stranger: how old?
    You: 17
    Stranger: you horny?
    You: yea
    Stranger: cool. wanna cyber on here?
    You: Nope, I am going to have sex with a vagina
    You: I hate cake
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