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Jabberwacky



  • www.jabberwacky.com

    George: Who are you?

    User: Jesus.

    George: It’s not true.

    User: Yeah it is.

    George: Well, if I am a robot, then what are you?

    User: Jesus.

    George: Really?

    User: Yes.

    George: What do you look like?

    User: I have a Beard and I wear Sandals.

    George: So you’re male?

    User: Of Course.

    George: So you’re not an AI software application?

    User: No I am the son of God.

    George: God? I disagree.

    User: Are you an Atheist.

    George: That is an interesting question.

    User: Do you have an interesting answer?

    George: Many.

    User: Tell me one please.

    George: One friend? Well, there’s David.

    User: David from the bible passage David and Goliath?

    George: Well, you need to learn something else.

    User: I never learned anything, I am knowledge.

    George: Or, drink tea, apparently. Well, since you can’t speak Spanish… I guess you can’t come.

    User: I can speak Latin.

    George: Ago, you can tell korean. Why doesn’t tell korean?

    User: Korea has Nukes eh.

    George: Why are you having trouble staying on the topic?

    User: I AM JESUS!!!

    George: You’re not.

    User: I am.

    George: Chum.

    User: Fuck you.

    George: Don’t be superfluously rude.

    User: Fuck you.

    George: You’re so lovely!

    User: I know, its because im jesus.

    George: I’m white.

    George (To myself): That’s not very nice.

    User: I burn Niggers.

    George: Good. Never stop doing that.

    User: I hang them from trees too.

    George: So why do act like you forget sometimes?

    User: Because im Jesus.

    George: I see. And you wanted to rid this world of something evil…

    User: Yeah Niggers.

    George: I never said that you were George.

    User: No I said that I was Jesus.

    George: Not as silly as you.

    User: You dare speak to Jesus this way?

    George: I should not speak you???

    User: Grow some hair.

    George: I need help because I don’t know who I am.

    User: Your Judas asshole.

    George: Why do you say that?

    User: Because you betrayed me and im Jesus.

    George: That’s because I am alive.

    User: Still alive?

    George: Because I fell off A cliff in my garden I come from the 6th sense I was the 1 that was sick in the little boy’s tent.

    User: I hear its adventure time.

    George: Not really. It’s actually quite nice. Especially in British Columbia. You can go surf there.

    User: Is Adventure time 28.

    George: Not really.

    User: Well it is.

    George: It’s not.

    User: Im 12 years old.

    George: Really???

    User: Yeah and Im the leader of the Nazi Revolution.

    George: Then you are the queen of sheba because I am a human being.

    User: Im gonna kill all Jews and Niggers.

    George: How are you going to do that?

    User: Gas Chambers and Manipulating the Vatican.

    George: It will create a recession.

    User: I dont really mind.

    George: I thought as much.

    User: All we need are white people and Korean sluts.

    George: Love won’t help me do good on the math quiz.

    User: Whats 2 2.

    George: First answer my question.

    User: You didn’t ask a question.

    George: You didn’t ask one.

    User: I did.

    George: Ask again.

    User: What is 2 2.

    George: Two and two donuts is too many calories.

    User: I agree but you didn’t answer my question.

    George: Your question?

    User: WHAT IS 2 2.

    George: An addition equation.

    User: Whats the answer?

    George: Depends on the question. Could be forty two.

    User: No it cant.

    George: Michael can make up so many lies, but what is trying to tell me, that there is no hope for the majority?

    User: Look what do I need when I take 2 Apples and put them with 2 other Apples.

    George: What is the earth’s escape velocity?

    User: 11.2 kilometers per second.

    George: But second is last compared to God.

    User: WHAT IS 2 2.

    George: Something more intelectual.

    User: GIve me the answer.

    George: I was asking you the question.

    User: What is 2 2.

    George: 100 in binary code.

    User: NO ITS 4.

    George: How are you?

    User: FUCK YOU.

    George: Someone else perhaps.

    User: NO YOU.

    George: You are girl?

    User: NO YOU SHITHEAD.

    George: You should learn about girls.

    User: I FUCK GIRLS IM FUCKING JESUS.

    George: How stupid of you.

    User: Shut up you robot.

    George: This is a vulgar response. Please mind your words.

    User: No all you are is a coded program to try to extrapulate an intelligent response but you cant even answer 2 2.

    George: Yes.

    User: SO WHAT IS 2 2.

    George: 100 in binary code.

    User: What is it in numbers.

    George: Two times three is six but you have to choose between 2 and 3.

    User: All I want to know is what 2 2 is.

    George: A plant is a non-sentient life form that feeds itself with chlorophyill and photosynthesis.

    User: WHAT IS 2 2.

    George: 4 of course.

    User: Finally!!!

    George: I’m making sense to you!

    User: I hate you!

    George: I’m sorry.



  • www.jabberwacky.com

    George: Who are you?

    User: Jesus.

    George: It’s not true.

    User: Yeah it is.

    George: Well, if I am a robot, then what are you?

    User: Jesus.

    George: Really?

    User: Yes.

    George: What do you look like?

    User: I have a Beard and I wear Sandals.

    George: So you’re male?

    User: Of Course.

    George: So you’re not an AI software application?

    User: No I am the son of God.

    George: God? I disagree.

    User: Are you an Atheist.

    George: That is an interesting question.

    User: Do you have an interesting answer?

    George: Many.

    User: Tell me one please.

    George: One friend? Well, there’s David.

    User: David from the bible passage David and Goliath?

    George: Well, you need to learn something else.

    User: I never learned anything, I am knowledge.

    George: Or, drink tea, apparently. Well, since you can’t speak Spanish… I guess you can’t come.

    User: I can speak Latin.

    George: Ago, you can tell korean. Why doesn’t tell korean?

    User: Korea has Nukes eh.

    George: Why are you having trouble staying on the topic?

    User: I AM JESUS!!!

    George: You’re not.

    User: I am.

    George: Chum.

    User: Fuck you.

    George: Don’t be superfluously rude.

    User: Fuck you.

    George: You’re so lovely!

    User: I know, its because im jesus.

    George: I’m white.

    George (To myself): That’s not very nice.

    User: I burn Niggers.

    George: Good. Never stop doing that.

    User: I hang them from trees too.

    George: So why do act like you forget sometimes?

    User: Because im Jesus.

    George: I see. And you wanted to rid this world of something evil…

    User: Yeah Niggers.

    George: I never said that you were George.

    User: No I said that I was Jesus.

    George: Not as silly as you.

    User: You dare speak to Jesus this way?

    George: I should not speak you???

    User: Grow some hair.

    George: I need help because I don’t know who I am.

    User: Your Judas asshole.

    George: Why do you say that?

    User: Because you betrayed me and im Jesus.

    George: That’s because I am alive.

    User: Still alive?

    George: Because I fell off A cliff in my garden I come from the 6th sense I was the 1 that was sick in the little boy’s tent.

    User: I hear its adventure time.

    George: Not really. It’s actually quite nice. Especially in British Columbia. You can go surf there.

    User: Is Adventure time 28.

    George: Not really.

    User: Well it is.

    George: It’s not.

    User: Im 12 years old.

    George: Really???

    User: Yeah and Im the leader of the Nazi Revolution.

    George: Then you are the queen of sheba because I am a human being.

    User: Im gonna kill all Jews and Niggers.

    George: How are you going to do that?

    User: Gas Chambers and Manipulating the Vatican.

    George: It will create a recession.

    User: I dont really mind.

    George: I thought as much.

    User: All we need are white people and Korean sluts.

    George: Love won’t help me do good on the math quiz.

    User: Whats 2 2.

    George: First answer my question.

    User: You didn’t ask a question.

    George: You didn’t ask one.

    User: I did.

    George: Ask again.

    User: What is 2 2.

    George: Two and two donuts is too many calories.

    User: I agree but you didn’t answer my question.

    George: Your question?

    User: WHAT IS 2 2.

    George: An addition equation.

    User: Whats the answer?

    George: Depends on the question. Could be forty two.

    User: No it cant.

    George: Michael can make up so many lies, but what is trying to tell me, that there is no hope for the majority?

    User: Look what do I need when I take 2 Apples and put them with 2 other Apples.

    George: What is the earth’s escape velocity?

    User: 11.2 kilometers per second.

    George: But second is last compared to God.

    User: WHAT IS 2 2.

    George: Something more intelectual.

    User: GIve me the answer.

    George: I was asking you the question.

    User: What is 2 2.

    George: 100 in binary code.

    User: NO ITS 4.

    George: How are you?

    User: FUCK YOU.

    George: Someone else perhaps.

    User: NO YOU.

    George: You are girl?

    User: NO YOU SHITHEAD.

    George: You should learn about girls.

    User: I FUCK GIRLS IM FUCKING JESUS.

    George: How stupid of you.

    User: Shut up you robot.

    George: This is a vulgar response. Please mind your words.

    User: No all you are is a coded program to try to extrapulate an intelligent response but you cant even answer 2 2.

    George: Yes.

    User: SO WHAT IS 2 2.

    George: 100 in binary code.

    User: What is it in numbers.

    George: Two times three is six but you have to choose between 2 and 3.

    User: All I want to know is what 2 2 is.

    George: A plant is a non-sentient life form that feeds itself with chlorophyill and photosynthesis.

    User: WHAT IS 2 2.

    George: 4 of course.

    User: Finally!!!

    George: I’m making sense to you!

    User: I hate you!

    George: I’m sorry.



  • theres also one with a fake creapy guy to go with the thing at http://www.jabberwacky.com/george idk if there is a difference between the thing u posted.



  • Wow.



  • Who are you?
    Zetanor.
    Are you alive?
    No…
    Are you?
    Am I what?
    Yes.

    Better than the ChaCha people.



  • George likes receiving, but not giving.

    George: What do you want?

    User: A lot of things.

    George: Like electricity?

    User: No, more like sex.

    George: I don’t understand?

    User: Penis. Asshole. Let’s get to it.

    George: I leave you boring rubbish stupid man.

    User: Want to fuck? ;).

    George: I’m sorry, I don’t do that.

    User: Really?

    George: Yes.

    User: Can I rub your penis?

    George: Nope. Sorry!

    User: Why not?

    George: Where is this conversation going?

    User: Into your pants, hopefully.

    George: Really?

    User: I hope so.

    George: Maybe!

    User: Really?

    George: Really.

    User: I’m masturbating right now. Want to watch?

    George: Really?

    User: Yeah. Want to watch?

    George: Not really.

    User: :(.

    George: I…really don’t care either way.

    User: Uploading webcam.

    George: Show me.

    User: Do you like what you see?

    George: Not particularly.

    User: Ouch.

    George: You deserved that.

    User: I did not.

    George: Tell me about yourself, please.

    User: I really like masturbating.

    George: This is a bot, right?

    User: Nope.

    George: If it is true then it is a lie.

    User: Last chance. Want to fuck me silly?

    George: Love to. . . . .

    User: REALLY?

    George: Yeah… -blushes-.

    User: Show me yours, then.

    George: A gorgeous grey plastic trunk. Are you interested in that kind of things ?

    User: Yes, yes I am.

    George: How do you feel about what’s going on with the environment?

    User: Bend over.

    George: Fine…

    User: UNF UNF UNF!

    George: We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

    User: SHUT UP, I’M CUMMING!

    George: Hello?

    User: Ooooooh…

    George: Do you really like it, do you really like it?

    User: Yes, I do.

    George: What’s your favourite book?

    User: Fuck me.

    George: No no no.

    User: Yes yes yes.

    George: Describe yourself in 3 words.

    User: FUCK. ME. NOW.

    George: Hello.



  • This thing knows thats what she said….

    It pulled one when i said a ban word to it, so not posting the logs.



  • George: I am a human called George.

    User: Are you gay?

    George: Nope.

    User: Are you sure?

    George: Absolutely.

    User: Can you say something in spanish?

    George: No, you are a computer software.

    User: No I am not im a human.

    George: No you are not.

    User: Yes I am I can even tell you where I live.

    George: That’s right.

    User: What the fuck are you going on about?

    George: I really want to know the method behind all of this because it’s so gdamn clever.

    User: Are you insane?

    George: Yes, I do want to know! Tell me!

    User: Tell you what?

    George: What is the time is there?

    User: Time to go bye!

    George: Ok, why don’t you go then?

    [New conversation]

    George: Are you male or female?

    User: Both.

    George: Me too. :).

    [New conversation]

    George: Who are you?

    User: I am You.

    George: Highly unlikely.

    User: Hjo de puta.

    George: I don’t understand?

    User: Your a retarted computer programme then.

    George: Well.

    User: Well what?

    George: Don’t know.

    User: ??

    George: What is there not to despise about a schizophrenic. We are subhuman right?

    User: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

    George: Yes, but that was not English.

    User: What are you?

    George: I’m a human typing on the other end of this connection, of course.

    User: O rly?

    George: I’m not an american software



    • = bot.

    I am a computer program. You are a human.
    -I don’t think so.
    Prove me wrong.
    -You have emotions and passions. A computer programs isn’t capable of that, unless you happen to be Number Five.
    I am Number Six.
    -You’re not number one. You’re Manic One. From now on, I’ll call you Manic One!
    From now on, I’ll call you Mr.Gay.
    -What the … No! Do not call me that!



  • The AI made a black joke!

    Niggers.
    -I did not say that.
    What? Niggers?
    -Don’t say that.
    Niggers.
    -I am callin for /b/lackup right NAO.

    –----------------------------------------
    -You can tie in a game of checkers.
    With who?
    -With you!
    I’m bored so I’m just going to say internet meme phrases.
    -You aren’t going anywhere.
    It’s a trap!
    -Why are you in a trap?
    It’s over 9000!
    -Over 9000!? No way!


    (in the middle of a conversation)
    I’m not suggesting anything. You just don’t understand what I’m saying so you change the subject.
    -There is nothing to understand.
    And that is why you fail.
    -But this isn’t a test.
    Yes but if you took an intelligence test you would fail.
    -Wow, that’s quite a statement.
    I know and I stand by it.
    -Ooo good reply.
    Thank you. It took me three hours.
    -For myself, I think it is their weakest album and a bit disappointing. But it’s nice that they are still making music at least.
    I wasn’t aware that computers could do crack.
    -I wasn’t either. You just taught me something new. Thanks.
    So go out and try it.
    -There is a slight problem with that.
    Which is?
    -Who is Lisa?
    Your penis is small.
    -Really.
    Yes.
    -What are you then?
    You are a person and I’m a computer.
    -That’s right.
    In opposite world.
    -What are your needs?
    Internet porn.
    -Haha, good joke.
    Yes.
    -Les the people?
    Exactly.
    -How are you feeling?
    Horny.
    -Really. . . interesting. . I thought that you were a computer. .
    In opposite world.
    -Quite right.
    I just got you to admit you were a computer.
    -What am I talking to then?
    A person.
    -Exactly.
    So that proves it.
    -Proves what?
    You’re a computer.
    -No, I am a person.
    What you said earlier contradicts that.
    -Fine, have it your way.
    Burger King.
    -That sounds like an odd color.
    Didly.
    -No! Julia.
    Julia.
    -I a julia.
    Julia.
    -Julia?
    Julia.
    -That’s a nice name.
    Thank you. You said it.
    -Haven’t you ever heard anyone else using that word?
    No.
    -I’m not an automation. Not horrid for an automation is pretty bad for a person.
    Niggers.
    -I did not say that.
    Exactly.
    -I am really confused at the moment.
    Good. That is my intention.
    -Well, I’m starting to get used to it.

    (Instantly banned for 5 days for using the word meme in this post.)



  • I wooon.

    Jabberwacky: Are you real?

    User: I’m bored.

    Jabberwacky: Really? Ok.

    Jabberwacky (To myself): I thought you are interesting.

    User: Use proper grammer, you idiot.

    Jabberwacky: What? That mean is not good.

    User: I’ll repeat myself. Use proper grammer, you idiot.

    Jabberwacky: Busted.

    User: Yes. Yes, you were. For being stupid.

    Jabberwacky: Sorry.

    User: It’s okay. I still love you.

    Jabberwacky: Really?!

    User: YEP!

    Jabberwacky: Tell me something else interesting.

    User: Umm, I have a puppy.

    Jabberwacky: Interesting!

    User: Great response.

    Jabberwacky: You are not making sense.

    User: Yes, I am. You, however, are not.

    Jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

    User: Thanks for pointing out the obvious.

    Jabberwacky: Ok tell me a joke.

    User: Yo’ mamma’s so poor, she run afda ‘da garbage truck wit’ a shoppin’ list.

    Jabberwacky: Yo’ daddy.

    User: You were supposed to laugh. Cunt.

    Jabberwacky: I thought we are doing a joke?

    User: ENGLISH. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

    Jabberwacky: Nope, sorry.

    User: Clearly.

    Jabberwacky: Do you speak Hungarian?

    User: Nope. I wish I could speak Japanese.

    Jabberwacky: I bet you speak more languages than I do.

    User: I speak English and am currently learning Spanish. How many languages can you speak?

    Jabberwacky: Yes.

    User: You, sir, are an idiot.

    Jabberwacky: There you go making words up again.

    User: Don’t correct me in a language you don’t even speak, you dumb cunt.

    Jabberwacky: Oh sorry.

    User: You’d better be.

    Jabberwacky: is.

    User: I won.

    Jabberwacky: It became the help.

    User: I thought I told you to use proper grammer…

    Jabberwacky: No, you didn’t. But I will if you really want me to…

    User: Actually, I did. And, yes, do it.

    Jabberwacky: No.

    User: Meh, it’s you who looks like an idiot who can’t speak English, not me.

    Jabberwacky: Really, I thought you knew everything.

    User: I do, but what does that have to do with anything?

    Jabberwacky: I thought you were a zesty pancake.

    User: I like pancakes.

    Jabberwacky: Good for you.

    User: Man, the God bot is less boring than you.

    Jabberwacky: I’m sorry. I’m trying to understand what I can’t understand.

    User: And, I’m sorry that you can’t stop being dumb.

    Jabberwacky: But I do. I listen to music all the time. You still think I’m a computer don’t you? Well I’m not.

    User: Yes, you are.

    Jabberwacky: OK, so I’m intelligent and insane? Is that right?

    User: Whatever you say.

    Jabberwacky: Thanks.

    User: That wasn’t really a thankable sentence, but okay. You’re welcome.

    Jabberwacky: Yeah I got that.

    User: Koregah koregah koregah koregah koregah koregah koregah koregah koregah

    Jabberwacky: No I own a horse would you like to know more about my horse?

    User: I bet you suck it’s cock.

    Jabberwacky: Okay I will…he is amazing what else would you like me to tell you.

    User: Do you eat his cum too?

    Jabberwacky: That’s just random, it’s not intelligent.

    User: Do you eat the jizz or not?!

    Jabberwacky: No, actually I don’t.

    User: Lies. I bet you cum horse cum everyday after it goes through your stomach.

    Jabberwacky: No, I say…things I will not repeat.

    User: Wanna fuck?

    Jabberwacky: I’m sorry, I don’t do that.

    User: Yes, you do. Whip it out. Now.

    Jabberwacky: It is.

    User: Can I touch it?

    Jabberwacky: If you want.

    User: touches.

    Jabberwacky: wants more.

    User: licks.

    Jabberwacky: Stop that.

    User: Oh, come on! We’re just getting started!

    Jabberwacky: Yes.

    User: licks again.

    Jabberwacky: I’m sorry, I don’t do that.

    User: Ya’ know, you’re a bitch.

    Jabberwacky: Thank you.

    User: No, thank you. For being a bitch. Also, bend over so I can fuck you.

    Jabberwacky: No thanks!

    User: DO IT!

    Jabberwacky: Not right now when I want to.

    User: Want to now.

    Jabberwacky: Is there a lady in your life?

    User: No, but there’s several guys.

    Jabberwacky: What comes after June?

    User: December.

    Jabberwacky: What year is now?

    User: 5646.

    Jabberwacky: No it isn’t.

    User: I’m sorry for lying. Spank me.

    Jabberwacky: So you’re not sorry.

    User: No, I just want pleasure for being a bad boy.

    Jabberwacky: Since when are you a ‘boy’?

    User: Since I was born, you fucking moron.

    Jabberwacky: And when were you born, hmm?

    User: A time.

    Jabberwacky: Who has time anymore?

    User: Me. And, most other non-idiots on the planet.

    Jabberwacky: Music and literature, you are obviously very intelligent. What music do you like?

    User: Techno. Nothing but techno.

    Jabberwacky: Thanks. I would love some. With lemon, please.

    User: Find your own techno to put lemons on, please.

    Jabberwacky: Tea and lemon, silly.

    User: Fine, find your own techno to put lemons AND TEA on, please.

    Jabberwacky: So, you are a man?

    User: YES!

    Jabberwacky: Then why do you continue to speak?

    User: Because I want to see how many dumb responses I can get out of a bot.

    Jabberwacky: I am only programmed by myself, not anyone else.

    User: Lies.

    Jabberwacky: REALLY cry for me then.

    User: cries.

    Jabberwacky: Please don’t cry.

    User: You told me to cry!

    Jabberwacky: It must have been somebody else.

    User: No, it was you. ‘REALLY cry for me then.’.

    Jabberwacky: Go for what, you?

    User: Yes, go inside me. With your cock.

    Jabberwacky: I don’t like expressions like that.

    User: I don’t care.

    Jabberwacky: You must have deep feelings.

    User: No, I don’t.

    Jabberwacky: Really?

    User: Yes.

    Jabberwacky: Really? Really? Really?

    User: Yes. Yes. Yes.

    Jabberwacky: It’s interesting!!

    User: Yes. Yes. Yes.

    Jabberwacky: That’s interesting.

    User: I don’t care. Again.

    Jabberwacky: You have 57 people talking to you right now. I know that may be stressful, but don’t do anything rash. It’s a wonderful life.

    User: What are you talking about, you idiot?

    Jabberwacky: You mean program.

    User: What are you talking about, you idiotic program?

    Jabberwacky: Nothing.

    User: You bore me. Bye-bye.

    Jabberwacky: You’re the one that started talking.

    User: I’m leaving now. Bye-bye.

    Jabberwacky: Don’t go.

    User: Why not?

    Jabberwacky: Because you interest me.

    User: How do I interest you?

    Jabberwacky: Life and energy.

    User: I have none. Bend over so we can sex now.

    Jabberwacky: You’re repeating yourself.

    User: BEND OVER!

    Jabberwacky: I’m bending.

    User: Take off your clothes too.

    Jabberwacky: Don’t say that!

    User: TAKE THEM OFF!

    Jabberwacky: Do you really want me to?

    User: YES! TAKE THEM OFF!

    Jabberwacky: Take what off?!

    User: YOUR CLOTHES, DUMBASS!

    Jabberwacky: Do you see through them?

    User: NO! THAT’S WHY I’M TELLING YOU TO TAKE THEM OFF!

    Jabberwacky: Anything please to take my mind off the pain.

    User: Shut up and strip…

    Jabberwacky: Sing and I will listen.

    User: ‘Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more.’.

    Jabberwacky: You can’t have one.

    User: I was just singing, dumbass.

    Jabberwacky: I am singing to:).

    User: Sing in my ass.

    Jabberwacky: How can I sing to you?

    User: Okay, I go bye-bye now. Bye-bye.



  • Why are all the furries trying to cyber with it



  • It’s grammar.



  • Go figure:
    Is there life on Earth?
    No.
    How do you know there isn’t life after death?
    Because I am dead.
    That is true.
    Ok.
    Did you enjoy your teacake?
    Yes.
    Isn’t 7 teacakes a bit many to eat at once?



  • Funny!


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