Cardboard Justice



  • A blood chilling growl shuddered out of the mangled mouth of one of the last zombies was mowed down by a hail of gunfire. The survivors had just survived another night of hell by defeating the seemingly endless 6th wave of undead hordes. With shouts of triumph and joy the remaining humans embraced one another and fired their guns freely into the cool night sky, congradulating themselves on their coordinated efforts and quality barracading. However, this was not a time of marryment for everyone. One man stood alone from the other survivors as they celebrated, deaf to their crys of victory. For he only heard the combination of a dozen cardboard souls crying out in agony.

    For six whole waves B◼✘ was forced to watch as his brothers and sisters were beaten and battered by hundreds of undead trying to claw their way to the flesh of the living. He saw with hollow black eyes as boards, boxes, crates, and various other species of wooden props were stolen from their humble abodes only to have cruel rusted nails violently beaten into them by the self-righteous humans, ignorant to pleas of mercy made by their cardboard hostages. The humans were uncaring or unable to notice the subtle winces B◼✘ made with each mightly blow made by the hammers as they drilled their harsh nails into the tender innocent flesh of a cardboard box. And for what? So these pathetic Survivors could cower behind their “barracade” from the foul ghouls that despirately craved to devour them? No, for too long B◼✘had sat idle as his people were used as nothing more than slaves and cannon fodder. And thus, at the apex of the Survivor’s triumph over the undead for the night, he struck.

    A fine myst of blood burst into existance as one survivor was torn apart by an explosion, thus becoming the first victim of B◼✘’s wrath. The force of the explosion caused several of the other Survivors around him to be blown back into nearby walls, deafened by the explosion. Those closest to the epicenter suffered the most bodily harm with several of their limbs having been blown off. The shouts of triumph died down emidiently to a ominous silence as confusion as to what just happened set in. Boom. Another human was vaporised as his molecules were torn apart in yet another violent explosion, causing the same devistating effects to those surrounding the ignorant human scum before he was errased from existance. Then the screaming started as panic erupted from the crowd of the remaining Survivors who quickly began to flee in scattered directions. “It’s so easy” B◼✘ whispered qiuetly “Just a thought… and POP!” another human dead, however, at this point the Survivors had scattered and the resulting explosion didn’t have anyone ealse to effect but the recipient. One survivor that was near B◼✘ when he first began to unleash his wrath felt the powerful influence of his cardboard mind with each explosion, realizing he was the cause for this chaos. “B◼✘! Stop, please! W-what are you doing!?!? This isn’t right, this is-” “VENGENCE!!” And he was silenced.

    B◼✘ slowly began walking to the remains of the battered, tortured barracade, the only one able to hear the whimpering and sniffling of the dozens of innocent props. Comforting them in their dying moments while he used the once oppressive hammers to remove the rusted nails as gently as possible from the props so they may die with dignity. “T-thank you…” whimpered a wooden crate before it silently slipped into the black void. Stroking the crate gently with his cardboard nub-hand B◼✘ kissed it gently on the forehead and whispered quietly into it’s ear, “honk”.

    B◼✘ then rose up after having freed his brethren and looked into the distance. He now knew what he had to do, he would seek out the most heinous of all caders and slaughter him in a flash of vengence filled explosions. He would find that Polish son of a bitch and make him pay…



  • A blood chilling growl shuddered out of the mangled mouth of one of the last zombies was mowed down by a hail of gunfire. The survivors had just survived another night of hell by defeating the seemingly endless 6th wave of undead hordes. With shouts of triumph and joy the remaining humans embraced one another and fired their guns freely into the cool night sky, congradulating themselves on their coordinated efforts and quality barracading. However, this was not a time of marryment for everyone. One man stood alone from the other survivors as they celebrated, deaf to their crys of victory. For he only heard the combination of a dozen cardboard souls crying out in agony.

    For six whole waves B◼✘ was forced to watch as his brothers and sisters were beaten and battered by hundreds of undead trying to claw their way to the flesh of the living. He saw with hollow black eyes as boards, boxes, crates, and various other species of wooden props were stolen from their humble abodes only to have cruel rusted nails violently beaten into them by the self-righteous humans, ignorant to pleas of mercy made by their cardboard hostages. The humans were uncaring or unable to notice the subtle winces B◼✘ made with each mightly blow made by the hammers as they drilled their harsh nails into the tender innocent flesh of a cardboard box. And for what? So these pathetic Survivors could cower behind their “barracade” from the foul ghouls that despirately craved to devour them? No, for too long B◼✘had sat idle as his people were used as nothing more than slaves and cannon fodder. And thus, at the apex of the Survivor’s triumph over the undead for the night, he struck.

    A fine myst of blood burst into existance as one survivor was torn apart by an explosion, thus becoming the first victim of B◼✘’s wrath. The force of the explosion caused several of the other Survivors around him to be blown back into nearby walls, deafened by the explosion. Those closest to the epicenter suffered the most bodily harm with several of their limbs having been blown off. The shouts of triumph died down emidiently to a ominous silence as confusion as to what just happened set in. Boom. Another human was vaporised as his molecules were torn apart in yet another violent explosion, causing the same devistating effects to those surrounding the ignorant human scum before he was errased from existance. Then the screaming started as panic erupted from the crowd of the remaining Survivors who quickly began to flee in scattered directions. “It’s so easy” B◼✘ whispered qiuetly “Just a thought… and POP!” another human dead, however, at this point the Survivors had scattered and the resulting explosion didn’t have anyone ealse to effect but the recipient. One survivor that was near B◼✘ when he first began to unleash his wrath felt the powerful influence of his cardboard mind with each explosion, realizing he was the cause for this chaos. “B◼✘! Stop, please! W-what are you doing!?!? This isn’t right, this is-” “VENGENCE!!” And he was silenced.

    B◼✘ slowly began walking to the remains of the battered, tortured barracade, the only one able to hear the whimpering and sniffling of the dozens of innocent props. Comforting them in their dying moments while he used the once oppressive hammers to remove the rusted nails as gently as possible from the props so they may die with dignity. “T-thank you…” whimpered a wooden crate before it silently slipped into the black void. Stroking the crate gently with his cardboard nub-hand B◼✘ kissed it gently on the forehead and whispered quietly into it’s ear, “honk”.

    B◼✘ then rose up after having freed his brethren and looked into the distance. He now knew what he had to do, he would seek out the most heinous of all caders and slaughter him in a flash of vengence filled explosions. He would find that Polish son of a bitch and make him pay…



  • Oh boy, here we go again with the erotic noxiousnet fanfics…



    • congratulating
    • barricading
    • merriment
    • mighty
    • desperately
    • existence
    • mist
    • immediately
    • vaporized
    • devastating
    • erased
    • existence
    • quietly
    • else
    • vengeance


  • *eat shit

    My weak excuse is I wrote it in a rush. Also, it’s based off of how he usually blows everyone up at the end of the 6th wave if Humans win.



  • Allahu akbar



  • @StudMuffin:

    *eat shit

    My weak excuse is I wrote it in a rush. Also, it’s based off of how he usually blows everyone up at the end of the 6th wave if Humans win.

    Copy wall of text.
    Place in MS Word.
    Press F7.
    Auto Correct.
    Replace wall of text with corrected wall of text.
    Don’t get bitched at.

    A six step plan on how to not have spelling errors.



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  • edit: gimpimgur why the hell did you apply a white background



  • No mention of anime sprays?



  • @commandhat:

    edit: gimp why the hell did you apply a white background

    JPG’s don’t support alpha/transparency
    use .png



  • I uploaded a png.



  • I found that tinypic converted pngs to jpgs for no reason while uploading the cinema posters.

    Imageshack worked ok for me then.



  • @commandhat:

    I uploaded a png.

    Just use http://anonmgur.com/


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