Unjobban from engi jobs



  • Your BYOND Key:Paro Clomas
    Your IC name: it changes a lot i think it was Hari Seldon at that time
    Your job (syndie?): engineering
    Your ban (chat? job? game?):jobban from all engi jobs
    Your previous bans:ai, cyborg, sec and science
    Who banned you: don’t remember
    Reason provided: Shitty comms script( i wasn’t an antag)
    When you were banned: around last week
    Ban length: no time provided
    Why you think you were banned: the admin didnt find my script funny
    Why you should be unbanned: I admit that i have overdone it a bit, but the results from that script are truly hilarious, many people said they laughed their ass off. That particular time i was banned i was trying to show a friend how funny the results were.
    As a test i would invite any admin to randomly implement that script and see how funny the result is.



  • Your BYOND Key:Paro Clomas
    Your IC name: it changes a lot i think it was Hari Seldon at that time
    Your job (syndie?): engineering
    Your ban (chat? job? game?):jobban from all engi jobs
    Your previous bans:ai, cyborg, sec and science
    Who banned you: don’t remember
    Reason provided: Shitty comms script( i wasn’t an antag)
    When you were banned: around last week
    Ban length: no time provided
    Why you think you were banned: the admin didnt find my script funny
    Why you should be unbanned: I admit that i have overdone it a bit, but the results from that script are truly hilarious, many people said they laughed their ass off. That particular time i was banned i was trying to show a friend how funny the results were.
    As a test i would invite any admin to randomly implement that script and see how funny the result is.



  • So what did the script do?



  • It replaced commonly used words for profanity of varying intensity and assorted silly shit.

    Here are a few:

    door: your own mother

    open: impregnate

    recall: im scared

    comms: a bottle full of my semen

    security: a ball of rusty dildos

    help: my buttchecks need shaving

    locate: i masturbate thinking about

    human harm: anal insertions not seen since 1970

    stole: danced erotically around

    traitor: communist

    warden: hairy chest ready for love

    armory: scat porn storage

    engineer: a turd so hard it makes you bleed  but you kinda like it

    so for example.

    There’s human harm in armory. Warden is traitor. = “There’s anal insertion in scat porn storage. Hairy chest ready for love is communist.”

    This is just a small part of the script i try to improve it everytime i play.
    It’s kinda messy and sometimes the results are not entirely coherent but quite bizarre, it’s funny then anyways. If you unban me i promise to almost only upload  it when im a traitor.



  • You literaly would upload this script EVERY ROUND YOU WERE ENGINEER and it made everything on comms illegible and on top of that, you would break the console so nobody could remove your script.



  • Yes, i abused it, i know. it was just so fucking funny, every time i uploaded it i started laughing like an idiot.
    Altough to be fair, a resourcefull RD could have manufactured the board again



  • It was almost funny, at the first time I saw it.
    After that It became more of the same as you would had just disabled the comms every round as a non-antag.

    All I can say you went way overboard with the crap and practically turned the comms in to illigible spam machine instead of communications.



  • I don’t regret a thing, i had the time of my life and laughed my ass off. Just tell me how long until i can get the ban unlifted



  • @Paro:

    Altough to be fair, a resourcefull RD could have manufactured the board again

    No he couldn’t. That is the only Traffic Controller in existence and you can’t construct it in RnD. In other words deconstructing the computer is a real shit move.
    I hate it that engineers even have access to that computer. I know I have a scripting history myself but I experiment with secretly working scripts and not something that makes nobody understand noone.

    If you write a lazy replacement script then at least leave the computer in one piece so people can fix it without having to find and kill you first.
    Believe me NOBODY wants to search for an assistant in a space suit.



  • Looks like you’re banned indefinitely for having too much fun, sorry :(



  • @Vanellope:

    No he couldn’t. That is the only Traffic Controller in existence and you can’t construct it in RnD. In other words deconstructing the computer is a real shit move.
    I hate it that engineers even have access to that computer. I know I have a scripting history myself but I experiment with secretly working scripts and not something that makes nobody understand noone.

    If you write a lazy replacement script then at least leave the computer in one piece so people can fix it without having to find and kill you first.
    Believe me NOBODY wants to search for an assistant in a space suit.

    Oh i didn’t know that. Well, at first i kept the board in my backpack in case i wanted to reverse it later, but then i never wanted it to stop so i started spacing the board, i flew to close to the sun i guess.

    Also, the script wasn’t lazy, i put considerably amount of work on it(sounds sad when i write this down), sometimes it’s not coherent but that’s a sacrifice i chose to make in order to include a wider vocabulary, i spent some rounds analyzing what words were commonly used and thinking about how to improve this shit. If the admins allow it i will post it here or in the corresponding thread.

    @Dr.:

    Looks like you’re banned indefinitely for having too much fun, sorry :(

    That’s ok, it was worth it. But as lovecraft said: “with the passing of strange aeons even indefinite may die”



  • @Paro:

    That’s ok, it was worth it. But as lovecraft said: “with the passing of strange aeons even indefinite may die”

    You know what? I will make you a challenge. I keep wanting to write guides for jobs to try helping our players be less shit, but I’m extremely easily distracted and welcome the opportunity to outsource. If you write a good and thorough guide for Engineering Jobs (Complete with setting up the sing efficiently, power management, basic construction/deconstruction/repair knowledge, wiring, how to fuck and unfuck telecoms, unique traitor opportunities, the added responsibilities/perks of being CE, etc, etc, etc) and post it on the NoxiousNet SS13Wiki Guide Section, and I deem the guide acceptible (Which may result in me pestering you to edit/add to/revise it until I am satisfied) I will unjobban you in, say, another week.

    I will of course be applying the basic highschool/college plagiarism rule: copy/pasting chunks from the tgwiki is not acceptible, and I will watch for that. Feel free to use parts of it for inspiration and research, though.



  • @Antion:

    You know what? I will make you a challenge. I keep wanting to write guides for jobs to try helping our players be less shit, but I’m extremely easily distracted and welcome the opportunity to outsource. If you write a good and thorough guide for Engineering Jobs (Complete with setting up the sing efficiently, power management, basic construction/deconstruction/repair knowledge, wiring, how to fuck and unfuck telecoms, unique traitor opportunities, the added responsibilities/perks of being CE, etc, etc, etc) and post it on the NoxiousNet SS13Wiki Guide Section, and I deem the guide acceptible (Which may result in me pestering you to edit/add to/revise it until I am satisfied) I will unjobban you in, say, another week.

    I will of course be applying the basic highschool/college plagiarism rule: copy/pasting chunks from the tgwiki is not acceptible, and I will watch for that. Feel free to use parts of it for inspiration and research, though.

    That sounds like a lot of work if i were to really do it i will forever remember this year as the one i screwed up in college because of ss13. Also i think the tg wiki is quite good but ill try to write it little by little and see how it goes. The wiki is open to edits by the public, right?



  • Already started the guide


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