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Metagaming ESO/Chemist



  • Your BYOND key: torrasque666
    Your IC name:A.L.E.X.
    Your job:AI
    The offenders BYOND key (if known):
    The offenders ingame name: ESO XO/ PDA-Samuel Sexrobot
    The offenders job: Elite Sec/Chemist
    Date/Time of incident: As of this posting
    Your story: (screenshots and concise chat log snippets can help)

    A.L.E.X. states, “ESO XO, I must ask you to cease and desist with the wonton murder”
    A.L.E.X. (AI)  [145.9] states, “ESO XO, I must ask you to cease and desist with the wonton murder”
    Priority Announcement

    The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.

    KC C (Quartermaster)  [145.9] says, “gay”
    Now tracking ESO XO on camera.
    A.L.E.X. states, “Manuel Garcia O’Kelly has signed up as Roboticist.”

    A.L.E.X. (AI)  [145.9] states, “ESO XO. Cease and desist with the murder”
    (about this time ESO XO proceeds to murder me with the assistance of the Samuel.)
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. states, “Jonny Law has signed up as Lawyer.”
    A.L.E.X. (AI)  [145.9] states, “Jonny Law has signed up as Lawyer.”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Colten Allen (Lawyer)  [145.9] asks, " ai why are arivalls bolted?"
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. states, “Adam Campbell has signed up as Medical Doctor.”
    A.L.E.X. (AI)  [145.9] states, “Adam Campbell has signed up as Medical Doctor.”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the head!
    The cigarette machine beeps, “Smoke!”
    DEAD: John Walkers says, “getting robusted by a non-antag scientist”
    Colten Allen (Lawyer)  [145.9] says, “unbolt now please”
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. states, “This is bullshit”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “say theregoes the ai”
    DEAD: Aris Trivane says, “anyone home”
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. states, “ESO just kills me”
    DEAD: Adam Campbell says, “guys what the hell is this, yog has more players than nox”
    ESO XO puts the stun rifle into the elite officer’s backpack.
    Manuel Garcia O’Kelly (Roboticist)  [145.9] says, " thank you if theres anything you need you can find me in robotics"
    ESO XO examines himself.
    DEAD: John Walkers says, “they are just fucking killing everyone”
    Reese Schmidt puts the energy gun into the backpack.
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “ESO was a major asshole.”
    Manuel Garcia O’Kelly (Roboticist)  [145.9] says, " please let me know when it arrives"
    DEAD: Thomas Regis asks, “summon guns makes random peaple antag…but does it affect security?”
    ESO XO applied the bruise pack on himself.
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “Yeah, Iw as one of the first casualties”
    DEAD: John Walkers says, “holy shit”
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden says, “ESO and the chemist are at the very least skyping”
    ESO XO applied the ointment on himself.
    ESO XO applied the ointment on himself.
    DEAD: John Walkers says, “he’s right”
    ESO XO puts the first-aid kit into the elite officer’s backpack.
    DEAD: John Walkers says, “yogstation has more members”
    Michael Lewis  [145.9] says, “AI, open”
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden asks, “Have they communicated in any fashion?”
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    –-------
    This is  Samuel Sexrobot!
    He is wearing  a blood-stained chemist’s jumpsuit!
    He is wearing  a blood-stained Chemist Labcoat!
    He has  a backpack on his back.
    He is holding  a L6 SAW in his right hand.
    He has  a pulse rifle about his waist.
    He is wearing  some white shoes on his feet.
    He has  Science Goggles covering his eyes.
    He has  a medical radio headset on his ears.
    He is wearing  PDA-Samuel Sexrobot (Chemist).
    ---------
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Michael Lewis  [145.9] says, “Ai, open, man dying isnide”
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “i’m pretty sure they haven’t communicated at all”
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden says, “It looks like they just started murder bonering the station”
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    ESO XO puts the box into the elite officer’s backpack.
    DEAD: Adam Campbell says, “its like the first time in months since yog hd more players”
    DEAD: Thomas Regis says, “why are they communicating or do they just not attack each outher…”
    Manuel Garcia O’Kelly  [145.9] says, " tried to kill me"
    Unknown (as Reese Taylor) seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless…
    Cleanbot begins to clean up the the blood
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden says, “I’m hinting that they are skype meta buddies”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner asks, “Wait is George a wizard?”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Manuel Garcia O’Kelly is hit by the bullet in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Manuel Garcia O’Kelly is hit by the bullet in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Cleanbot begins to clean up the the blood
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “and they just teaming”
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “if you’re going to metagame at least try to cover it up that you are metagaming”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “YES WIZARD”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “KILL THEM ALL”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “Yeah, yeah he is”
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “And there’s the wizard.”
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot is hit by the bullet in the head!
    PM to-Admins: I am formally requesting an inquiry into the behavior of ESO XO and Samuel Sexrobot. There is suspicion of Metagaming.
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot is hit by the bullet in the head!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Unknown (as Samuel Sexrobot) is hit by the bullet in the head!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “there’s no effort in that”
    Unknown (as Reese Schmidt) is hit by the bullet in the head!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Unknown (as Reese Schmidt) is hit by the bullet in the head!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “AWW”
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Unknown (as Reese Schmidt) is hit by the bullet in the head!
    Sam Powers gasps!
    Dr.Light Addison gasps!
    Cleanbot begins to clean up the the blood
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “WIZARDS DEAD”
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Dennis Ratcliff is hit by the bullet in the head!
    Unknown (as Samuel Sexrobot) gasps!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    George Melons says, “FORTI GY AMA”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “I THINK”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Dr.Light Addison gasps!
    Sloppy Joe appears to be gasping!
    Sloppy Joe seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless…
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “moment of truth”
    Dr.Light Addison gasps!
    Unknown (as Reese Schmidt) gasps!
    Carl Powell gasps!
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. says, “Don’t you know that ESO is godmode”
    Sam Powers gasps!
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “is the eso an antag”
    Dr.Light Addison gasps!
    Cleanbot begins to clean up the the blood
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Rade Cobane is hit by the bullet in the head!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Rade Cobane is hit by the bullet in the head!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Rade Cobane is hit by the bullet in the head!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Rade Cobane is hit by the bullet in the head!
    DEAD: James Powell asks, “'H-hello?”
    Sam Powers gasps!
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden says, “ESO is NOT that hard to kill”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “OBVIOUSLY NOT”
    DEAD: John Walkers says, ““survivor” doesn’t mean kill everyone in the brig”
    Dr.Light Addison gasps!
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden says, “Keep stunning till they get up 3 times”
    Dr.Light Addison gasps!
    Cleanbot begins to clean up the the blood
    DEAD: Reese Schmidt asks, “how the fuck did everyone get a gun  and hy are they killing everyone?”
    DEAD: James Powell asks, “;Is anyone near the mining bay?”
    Carl Powell gasps!
    DEAD: Sloppy Joe says, “stun bolts seem to have no effect on him”
    DEAD: Dennis Ratcliff asks, “Sloppy were you communicating with the ESO?”
    Dr.Light Addison gasps!
    Carl Powell gasps!
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “can’t changelings easily kill esos”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “lier”
    DEAD: Thomas Regis says, “I have played with a friend that I know and we just always use the same names… so I look the outher way for him in a crowded hall when I go murderboner…”
    DEAD: Sloppy Joe says, “no”
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Kristie White is hit by the stun laser in the chest!
    DEAD: James Powell says, “Oh, I’m dead.  Nvm.”
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Kristie White throws up blood!
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. says, “Only with deathsting”
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Unknown (as Samuel Sexrobot) gasps!
    DEAD: Lanny Brinigh asks, “does anyone know how to take a screenshot of something?”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “I DIDNT FGET A GUN”
    DEAD: Aris Trivane says, “good god this is just abrutal round”
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “Reese,wizard used summon guns.”
    DEAD: Neon Fro asks, “Why is ESO shooting everyone?”
    ESO XO puts the stun rifle into the elite officer’s backpack.
    DEAD: James Powell says, “Dead and locked in a cubbord.”
    KC C  [145.9] says, “its here robotocist.”
    DEAD: Sloppy Joe says, “he started shooting me randomly”
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “You know what happens next.”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “so”
    Unknown (as Samuel Sexrobot) has been applied with the bruise pack by ESO XO.
    Unknown (as Samuel Sexrobot) has been applied with the bruise pack by ESO XO.
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. says, “Because ESO is dick”
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the bruise pack by ESO XO.
    DEAD: Dennis Ratcliff says, “That was teh wiz”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “this time the spawn guns weapons worked out”
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the bruise pack by ESO XO.
    ESO XO puts the bruise pack into the first-aid kit.
    DEAD: Reese Schmidt says, “fucking wiz”
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the ointment by ESO XO.
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden says, “My money is on ESO not being a survivor.”
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the ointment by ESO XO.
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “Toxins got filled.”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “it is a double edged sword”
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the ointment by ESO XO.
    DEAD: Jace Campbell says, “ESO is invulnerable.”
    Samuel Sexrobot gasps!
    ESO XO has analyzed Samuel Sexrobot’s vitals!
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “Already”
    DEAD: Thomas Regis says, “we will find out…”
    ESO XO puts Health Analyzer into the first-aid kit.
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the bruise pack by ESO XO.
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “my money is also on ESO not being a survivor”
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the bruise pack by ESO XO.
    ESO XO puts the bruise pack into the first-aid kit.
    DEAD: Dennis Ratcliff says, “Yeah”
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the bruise pack by ESO XO.
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. says, “Eh, I ahelped for the suspected metagame”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “sometimes(most of them) the crew is idiotic enough to kill eachother. But sometimes they do the obvious and use the guns to kil the wizard”
    DEAD: Dennis Ratcliff says, “Too many people against him”
    DEAD: Sloppy Joe says, “the one time i played wizards and summoned guns the crew organized into a wizard hunting posse”
    Samuel Sexrobot hugs ESO XO to make him feel better!
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “No admins on”
    ESO XO puts the first-aid kit into the elite officer’s backpack.
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “LOOK”
    Samuel Sexrobot examines himself.
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “THEY ARE GEARING UP”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “Or just a stealthmin being a fucking morn”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “ANMD THEY PREPARING WEAPONS”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “Yeah, if you are there”
    Samuel Sexrobot puts the bruise pack into the backpack.
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “fuck you stealthmin for not doing shit”
    Current Admins:

    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Kristie White is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Kristie White throws up blood!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Ronald Muller is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. says, “oh fuck”
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Ronald Muller is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Ronald Muller is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Pun Pun is hit by the laser in the chest!
    DEAD: Gordon Freeman says, “http://momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Pun Pun is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Pun Pun is hit by the laser in the head!
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. says, “we don’t have an admin”
    Colten Allen  [145.9] exclaims, “ai im going to sue your ass!”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Pun Pun is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Pun Pun is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Ronald Muller is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Ronald Muller is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Ronald Muller is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the head!
    DEAD: Thomas Regis says, “well if you becom antag… you get free licence to kill who can really resist that…”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless…
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Unknown (as Ronald Muller) gasps!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Gordon Freeman says, “I can”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Carl Powell seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless…
    Unknown (as Ronald Muller) gasps!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “OH MY GOD”
    Cleanbot blows apart!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “Survivor isn’t antag”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    DEAD: Gordon Freeman says, “I just do the objective”
    Samuel Sexrobot puts Advanced Energy Gun into the backpack.
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “THEY ARE USING”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “CAL OF DUT TACTICS”
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the pulse rifle!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the pulse rifle!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the pulse rifle!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “THEY WENT BEHIND THE BAR”
    DEAD: Gordon Freeman says, “The Antag role just means anyone who’s a dick I have a excuse to murder.”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “why is someone dragging my dead body away”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “AND CAUGHT HIM OFF GUARD”
    The Pun Pun lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving…
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the stun laser in the chest!
    Eric Ward  [145.9] asks, “Its like 16 minutes into the shift why was the shuttle called?”
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    Neon Fro gasps!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “AND SHOT THEM UP”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “im super dead beyond saving”
    DEAD: Gordon Freeman says, “It doesn;t mean I go murder boner”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Ronald Muller gasps!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the pulse rifle!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Rade Cobane is hit by the electrode in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Colten Allen  [145.9] says, “eso is shooting people”
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the laser in the head!
    Neon Fro gasps!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    The cigarette machine beeps, “Space cigs taste good like a cigarette should.”
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the laser in the head!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “WITH THE OMEGA FLANK”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Unknown (as Jordyn Rohtin) is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Unknown (as Jordyn Rohtin) is hit by the laser in the head!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “WIZARD IS DEAD”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “WAIT”
    Colten Allen  [145.9] exclaims, " eso im going to sue your ass!"
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “LET US BECOME DEATH SQUAD”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “WIZARD IS NOT DED”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “VS HIM”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “WIZARD IS IN ATMOS”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “oh god”
    Neon Fro gasps!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “DEATHJ SQUAD VS HIM”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “AND WIZARD”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “dont tell me im getting cloned”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “VS SNDIES”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “WIZARD IS GEORGE MELONS”
    ESO XO  [145.9] says, " Try it."
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “noa dmins no deathsquad”
    Neon Fro gasps!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “WIZARDS VS SYNDIES VS DEATH SQUAD VS ESO”
    Ronald Muller gasps!
    Ronald Muller gasps!
    Ronald Muller gasps!
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “ADMIN”
    Neon Fro seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless…
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “ADMIN IS ON”
    DEAD: KC C says, “why am i getting killed? im just dressed like a wizard…”
    DEAD: Andy Parkinson says, “that feel when judge dred retard ESO goes murderboning everyone”
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “Lol,Eso.”
    DEAD: Sloppy Joe asks, “how is there an ESO if there are no admins?”
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “:d”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “ADMIN ISOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON”
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “eso”
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “is not”
    DEAD: Andy Parkinson says, “ban that ESO”
    Ronald Muller gasps!
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “eso isn’t admin”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “HACKER”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “hey samuel sexrobot is on a murderboner”
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “admin only”
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “idiots”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “and hes not antag”
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “eso is not admin only i am pretty sure”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “its whitelisted”
    DEAD: Sloppy Joe asks, “do some people get eso unlocked permanently?”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    the floor has been hit by ESO XO with the elite laser pistol
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Jonny Law is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    the reinforced window has been hit by Eric Ward with the emergency oxygen tank
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    the reinforced window has been hit by Eric Ward with the emergency oxygen tank
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    the reinforced window has been hit by Eric Ward with the emergency oxygen tank
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jonny Law is hit by the laser in the head!
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden says, “Are you a smacktard ladybug?  ESO is NOT admin only”
    Robert Cox  [145.9] asks, “What the fuck went on in this station?”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jonny Law is hit by the laser in the head!
    the reinforced window has been hit by Eric Ward with the emergency oxygen tank
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jonny Law is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jonny Law is hit by the laser in the head!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Keziah Losey is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jonny Law is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Keziah Losey is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jonny Law is hit by the laser in the head!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Keziah Losey is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Unknown (as Jonny Law) is hit by the laser in the head!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Keziah Losey is hit by the laser in the chest!
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “hey”
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Keziah Losey is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the laser in the head!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Keziah Losey is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “sawyer”
    Lief Aultman is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly asks, “is sexrobot antag?”
    Lief Aultman is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Unknown (as Lief Aultman) is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Unknown (as Lief Aultman) is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Unknown (as Lief Aultman) is hit by the laser in the head!
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “i just”
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “I love that word.”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “fucking SAID THAR”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    the reinforced window has been hit by Eric Ward with the emergency oxygen tank
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    the reinforced window has been hit by Eric Ward with the emergency oxygen tank
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “Chucklefuck.”
    Samuel Sexrobot puts Advanced Energy Gun into the backpack.
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “I SAID ITS WHITELISTED”
    the reinforced window has been hit by Eric Ward with the emergency oxygen tank
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “FUCKING HELL”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay asks, “CAN U FIND ESO BASE?”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Keziah Losey gasps!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “AND BECOME ESO”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “fucking read”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “oh but of course”
    Inventory hiding is currently only supported for human mobs, sorry.
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Robotic Talk, Engineering Cyborg-410 queries, “AI?”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!

    I know its a lot but… there’s just so much murderboning…

    In any case, neither the ESO nor the Chemist talked with each other, but managed to work in perfect synchrony. Also, the chemist was the only one safe from the murderboner. There was much talk among the dead that they were metagaming.



  • Your BYOND key: torrasque666
    Your IC name:A.L.E.X.
    Your job:AI
    The offenders BYOND key (if known):
    The offenders ingame name: ESO XO/ PDA-Samuel Sexrobot
    The offenders job: Elite Sec/Chemist
    Date/Time of incident: As of this posting
    Your story: (screenshots and concise chat log snippets can help)

    A.L.E.X. states, “ESO XO, I must ask you to cease and desist with the wonton murder”
    A.L.E.X. (AI)  [145.9] states, “ESO XO, I must ask you to cease and desist with the wonton murder”
    Priority Announcement

    The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.

    KC C (Quartermaster)  [145.9] says, “gay”
    Now tracking ESO XO on camera.
    A.L.E.X. states, “Manuel Garcia O’Kelly has signed up as Roboticist.”

    A.L.E.X. (AI)  [145.9] states, “ESO XO. Cease and desist with the murder”
    (about this time ESO XO proceeds to murder me with the assistance of the Samuel.)
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. states, “Jonny Law has signed up as Lawyer.”
    A.L.E.X. (AI)  [145.9] states, “Jonny Law has signed up as Lawyer.”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Colten Allen (Lawyer)  [145.9] asks, " ai why are arivalls bolted?"
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. states, “Adam Campbell has signed up as Medical Doctor.”
    A.L.E.X. (AI)  [145.9] states, “Adam Campbell has signed up as Medical Doctor.”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    A.L.E.X. is hit by the laser in the head!
    The cigarette machine beeps, “Smoke!”
    DEAD: John Walkers says, “getting robusted by a non-antag scientist”
    Colten Allen (Lawyer)  [145.9] says, “unbolt now please”
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. states, “This is bullshit”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “say theregoes the ai”
    DEAD: Aris Trivane says, “anyone home”
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. states, “ESO just kills me”
    DEAD: Adam Campbell says, “guys what the hell is this, yog has more players than nox”
    ESO XO puts the stun rifle into the elite officer’s backpack.
    Manuel Garcia O’Kelly (Roboticist)  [145.9] says, " thank you if theres anything you need you can find me in robotics"
    ESO XO examines himself.
    DEAD: John Walkers says, “they are just fucking killing everyone”
    Reese Schmidt puts the energy gun into the backpack.
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “ESO was a major asshole.”
    Manuel Garcia O’Kelly (Roboticist)  [145.9] says, " please let me know when it arrives"
    DEAD: Thomas Regis asks, “summon guns makes random peaple antag…but does it affect security?”
    ESO XO applied the bruise pack on himself.
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “Yeah, Iw as one of the first casualties”
    DEAD: John Walkers says, “holy shit”
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden says, “ESO and the chemist are at the very least skyping”
    ESO XO applied the ointment on himself.
    ESO XO applied the ointment on himself.
    DEAD: John Walkers says, “he’s right”
    ESO XO puts the first-aid kit into the elite officer’s backpack.
    DEAD: John Walkers says, “yogstation has more members”
    Michael Lewis  [145.9] says, “AI, open”
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden asks, “Have they communicated in any fashion?”
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    –-------
    This is  Samuel Sexrobot!
    He is wearing  a blood-stained chemist’s jumpsuit!
    He is wearing  a blood-stained Chemist Labcoat!
    He has  a backpack on his back.
    He is holding  a L6 SAW in his right hand.
    He has  a pulse rifle about his waist.
    He is wearing  some white shoes on his feet.
    He has  Science Goggles covering his eyes.
    He has  a medical radio headset on his ears.
    He is wearing  PDA-Samuel Sexrobot (Chemist).
    ---------
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Michael Lewis  [145.9] says, “Ai, open, man dying isnide”
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “i’m pretty sure they haven’t communicated at all”
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden says, “It looks like they just started murder bonering the station”
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    ESO XO puts the box into the elite officer’s backpack.
    DEAD: Adam Campbell says, “its like the first time in months since yog hd more players”
    DEAD: Thomas Regis says, “why are they communicating or do they just not attack each outher…”
    Manuel Garcia O’Kelly  [145.9] says, " tried to kill me"
    Unknown (as Reese Taylor) seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless…
    Cleanbot begins to clean up the the blood
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden says, “I’m hinting that they are skype meta buddies”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner asks, “Wait is George a wizard?”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Manuel Garcia O’Kelly is hit by the bullet in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Manuel Garcia O’Kelly is hit by the bullet in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the L6 SAW!
    Cleanbot begins to clean up the the blood
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “and they just teaming”
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “if you’re going to metagame at least try to cover it up that you are metagaming”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “YES WIZARD”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “KILL THEM ALL”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “Yeah, yeah he is”
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “And there’s the wizard.”
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot is hit by the bullet in the head!
    PM to-Admins: I am formally requesting an inquiry into the behavior of ESO XO and Samuel Sexrobot. There is suspicion of Metagaming.
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Samuel Sexrobot is hit by the bullet in the head!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Unknown (as Samuel Sexrobot) is hit by the bullet in the head!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “there’s no effort in that”
    Unknown (as Reese Schmidt) is hit by the bullet in the head!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Unknown (as Reese Schmidt) is hit by the bullet in the head!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “AWW”
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Unknown (as Reese Schmidt) is hit by the bullet in the head!
    Sam Powers gasps!
    Dr.Light Addison gasps!
    Cleanbot begins to clean up the the blood
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “WIZARDS DEAD”
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Dennis Ratcliff is hit by the bullet in the head!
    Unknown (as Samuel Sexrobot) gasps!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    George Melons says, “FORTI GY AMA”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “I THINK”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Dr.Light Addison gasps!
    Sloppy Joe appears to be gasping!
    Sloppy Joe seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless…
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “moment of truth”
    Dr.Light Addison gasps!
    Unknown (as Reese Schmidt) gasps!
    Carl Powell gasps!
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. says, “Don’t you know that ESO is godmode”
    Sam Powers gasps!
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “is the eso an antag”
    Dr.Light Addison gasps!
    Cleanbot begins to clean up the the blood
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Rade Cobane is hit by the bullet in the head!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Rade Cobane is hit by the bullet in the head!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Rade Cobane is hit by the bullet in the head!
    George Melons fires the L6 SAW!
    Rade Cobane is hit by the bullet in the head!
    DEAD: James Powell asks, “'H-hello?”
    Sam Powers gasps!
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden says, “ESO is NOT that hard to kill”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “OBVIOUSLY NOT”
    DEAD: John Walkers says, ““survivor” doesn’t mean kill everyone in the brig”
    Dr.Light Addison gasps!
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden says, “Keep stunning till they get up 3 times”
    Dr.Light Addison gasps!
    Cleanbot begins to clean up the the blood
    DEAD: Reese Schmidt asks, “how the fuck did everyone get a gun  and hy are they killing everyone?”
    DEAD: James Powell asks, “;Is anyone near the mining bay?”
    Carl Powell gasps!
    DEAD: Sloppy Joe says, “stun bolts seem to have no effect on him”
    DEAD: Dennis Ratcliff asks, “Sloppy were you communicating with the ESO?”
    Dr.Light Addison gasps!
    Carl Powell gasps!
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “can’t changelings easily kill esos”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “lier”
    DEAD: Thomas Regis says, “I have played with a friend that I know and we just always use the same names… so I look the outher way for him in a crowded hall when I go murderboner…”
    DEAD: Sloppy Joe says, “no”
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Kristie White is hit by the stun laser in the chest!
    DEAD: James Powell says, “Oh, I’m dead.  Nvm.”
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Kristie White throws up blood!
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. says, “Only with deathsting”
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Unknown (as Samuel Sexrobot) gasps!
    DEAD: Lanny Brinigh asks, “does anyone know how to take a screenshot of something?”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “I DIDNT FGET A GUN”
    DEAD: Aris Trivane says, “good god this is just abrutal round”
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “Reese,wizard used summon guns.”
    DEAD: Neon Fro asks, “Why is ESO shooting everyone?”
    ESO XO puts the stun rifle into the elite officer’s backpack.
    DEAD: James Powell says, “Dead and locked in a cubbord.”
    KC C  [145.9] says, “its here robotocist.”
    DEAD: Sloppy Joe says, “he started shooting me randomly”
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “You know what happens next.”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “so”
    Unknown (as Samuel Sexrobot) has been applied with the bruise pack by ESO XO.
    Unknown (as Samuel Sexrobot) has been applied with the bruise pack by ESO XO.
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. says, “Because ESO is dick”
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the bruise pack by ESO XO.
    DEAD: Dennis Ratcliff says, “That was teh wiz”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “this time the spawn guns weapons worked out”
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the bruise pack by ESO XO.
    ESO XO puts the bruise pack into the first-aid kit.
    DEAD: Reese Schmidt says, “fucking wiz”
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the ointment by ESO XO.
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden says, “My money is on ESO not being a survivor.”
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the ointment by ESO XO.
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “Toxins got filled.”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “it is a double edged sword”
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the ointment by ESO XO.
    DEAD: Jace Campbell says, “ESO is invulnerable.”
    Samuel Sexrobot gasps!
    ESO XO has analyzed Samuel Sexrobot’s vitals!
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “Already”
    DEAD: Thomas Regis says, “we will find out…”
    ESO XO puts Health Analyzer into the first-aid kit.
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the bruise pack by ESO XO.
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “my money is also on ESO not being a survivor”
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the bruise pack by ESO XO.
    ESO XO puts the bruise pack into the first-aid kit.
    DEAD: Dennis Ratcliff says, “Yeah”
    Samuel Sexrobot has been applied with the bruise pack by ESO XO.
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. says, “Eh, I ahelped for the suspected metagame”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “sometimes(most of them) the crew is idiotic enough to kill eachother. But sometimes they do the obvious and use the guns to kil the wizard”
    DEAD: Dennis Ratcliff says, “Too many people against him”
    DEAD: Sloppy Joe says, “the one time i played wizards and summoned guns the crew organized into a wizard hunting posse”
    Samuel Sexrobot hugs ESO XO to make him feel better!
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “No admins on”
    ESO XO puts the first-aid kit into the elite officer’s backpack.
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “LOOK”
    Samuel Sexrobot examines himself.
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “THEY ARE GEARING UP”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “Or just a stealthmin being a fucking morn”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “ANMD THEY PREPARING WEAPONS”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “Yeah, if you are there”
    Samuel Sexrobot puts the bruise pack into the backpack.
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “fuck you stealthmin for not doing shit”
    Current Admins:

    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Kristie White is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Kristie White throws up blood!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Ronald Muller is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. says, “oh fuck”
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Ronald Muller is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Ronald Muller is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Pun Pun is hit by the laser in the chest!
    DEAD: Gordon Freeman says, “http://momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Pun Pun is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Pun Pun is hit by the laser in the head!
    DEAD: A.L.E.X. says, “we don’t have an admin”
    Colten Allen  [145.9] exclaims, “ai im going to sue your ass!”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Pun Pun is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Pun Pun is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Ronald Muller is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Ronald Muller is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Ronald Muller is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the head!
    DEAD: Thomas Regis says, “well if you becom antag… you get free licence to kill who can really resist that…”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless…
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Kristie White is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Unknown (as Ronald Muller) gasps!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Gordon Freeman says, “I can”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Carl Powell seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless…
    Unknown (as Ronald Muller) gasps!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “OH MY GOD”
    Cleanbot blows apart!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “Survivor isn’t antag”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    DEAD: Gordon Freeman says, “I just do the objective”
    Samuel Sexrobot puts Advanced Energy Gun into the backpack.
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “THEY ARE USING”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “CAL OF DUT TACTICS”
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the pulse rifle!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the pulse rifle!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the pulse rifle!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “THEY WENT BEHIND THE BAR”
    DEAD: Gordon Freeman says, “The Antag role just means anyone who’s a dick I have a excuse to murder.”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “why is someone dragging my dead body away”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “AND CAUGHT HIM OFF GUARD”
    The Pun Pun lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving…
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the stun laser in the chest!
    Eric Ward  [145.9] asks, “Its like 16 minutes into the shift why was the shuttle called?”
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    Neon Fro gasps!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “AND SHOT THEM UP”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “im super dead beyond saving”
    DEAD: Gordon Freeman says, “It doesn;t mean I go murder boner”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Ronald Muller gasps!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires the pulse rifle!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Rade Cobane is hit by the electrode in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Colten Allen  [145.9] says, “eso is shooting people”
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the laser in the head!
    Neon Fro gasps!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    The cigarette machine beeps, “Space cigs taste good like a cigarette should.”
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jordyn Rohtin is hit by the laser in the head!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “WITH THE OMEGA FLANK”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Unknown (as Jordyn Rohtin) is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Unknown (as Jordyn Rohtin) is hit by the laser in the head!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “WIZARD IS DEAD”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “WAIT”
    Colten Allen  [145.9] exclaims, " eso im going to sue your ass!"
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “LET US BECOME DEATH SQUAD”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “WIZARD IS NOT DED”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “VS HIM”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “WIZARD IS IN ATMOS”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “oh god”
    Neon Fro gasps!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “DEATHJ SQUAD VS HIM”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “AND WIZARD”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “dont tell me im getting cloned”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “VS SNDIES”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “WIZARD IS GEORGE MELONS”
    ESO XO  [145.9] says, " Try it."
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “noa dmins no deathsquad”
    Neon Fro gasps!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “WIZARDS VS SYNDIES VS DEATH SQUAD VS ESO”
    Ronald Muller gasps!
    Ronald Muller gasps!
    Ronald Muller gasps!
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “ADMIN”
    Neon Fro seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless…
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “ADMIN IS ON”
    DEAD: KC C says, “why am i getting killed? im just dressed like a wizard…”
    DEAD: Andy Parkinson says, “that feel when judge dred retard ESO goes murderboning everyone”
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “Lol,Eso.”
    DEAD: Sloppy Joe asks, “how is there an ESO if there are no admins?”
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “:d”
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “ADMIN ISOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON”
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “eso”
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “is not”
    DEAD: Andy Parkinson says, “ban that ESO”
    Ronald Muller gasps!
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “eso isn’t admin”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “HACKER”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “hey samuel sexrobot is on a murderboner”
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “admin only”
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “idiots”
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “and hes not antag”
    DEAD: Yradnegel Mann says, “eso is not admin only i am pretty sure”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “its whitelisted”
    DEAD: Sloppy Joe asks, “do some people get eso unlocked permanently?”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    the floor has been hit by ESO XO with the elite laser pistol
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Jonny Law is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    the reinforced window has been hit by Eric Ward with the emergency oxygen tank
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    the reinforced window has been hit by Eric Ward with the emergency oxygen tank
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    ESO XO fires the stun rifle!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the stun laser in the head!
    the reinforced window has been hit by Eric Ward with the emergency oxygen tank
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jonny Law is hit by the laser in the head!
    DEAD: Sawyer Teagarden says, “Are you a smacktard ladybug?  ESO is NOT admin only”
    Robert Cox  [145.9] asks, “What the fuck went on in this station?”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jonny Law is hit by the laser in the head!
    the reinforced window has been hit by Eric Ward with the emergency oxygen tank
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jonny Law is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jonny Law is hit by the laser in the head!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Keziah Losey is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jonny Law is hit by the laser in the chest!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Keziah Losey is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Jonny Law is hit by the laser in the head!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Keziah Losey is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Unknown (as Jonny Law) is hit by the laser in the head!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Keziah Losey is hit by the laser in the chest!
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly says, “hey”
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Keziah Losey is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the laser in the head!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Keziah Losey is hit by the laser in the chest!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Lief Aultman is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “sawyer”
    Lief Aultman is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Manuel Garcia O’Kelly asks, “is sexrobot antag?”
    Lief Aultman is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Unknown (as Lief Aultman) is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Unknown (as Lief Aultman) is hit by the laser in the head!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Unknown (as Lief Aultman) is hit by the laser in the head!
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “i just”
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “I love that word.”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “fucking SAID THAR”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    the reinforced window has been hit by Eric Ward with the emergency oxygen tank
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    the reinforced window has been hit by Eric Ward with the emergency oxygen tank
    DEAD: Rade Cobane says, “Chucklefuck.”
    Samuel Sexrobot puts Advanced Energy Gun into the backpack.
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “I SAID ITS WHITELISTED”
    the reinforced window has been hit by Eric Ward with the emergency oxygen tank
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Yakko Warner says, “FUCKING HELL”
    DEAD: Martin Catleay asks, “CAN U FIND ESO BASE?”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Samuel Sexrobot fires Advanced Energy Gun!
    Keziah Losey gasps!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Martin Catleay says, “AND BECOME ESO”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “fucking read”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    DEAD: Ladybug Honks says, “oh but of course”
    Inventory hiding is currently only supported for human mobs, sorry.
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    Robotic Talk, Engineering Cyborg-410 queries, “AI?”
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!
    ESO XO fires the elite laser pistol!

    I know its a lot but… there’s just so much murderboning…

    In any case, neither the ESO nor the Chemist talked with each other, but managed to work in perfect synchrony. Also, the chemist was the only one safe from the murderboner. There was much talk among the dead that they were metagaming.



  • I was the ESO that round, and can assure you that I play with noone but myself.  I literally have no friend which play this game.  Aside, you entirely deserved to die, that chemist just aided me randomly.



  • Also this was a gun game round, that chemist didnt shoot me when he clearly had a chance to kill me earlier.  Thus, i spared him and let him live.



  • Hello, I’m Samuel Sexrobot, I was playing as the chemist that round.  That was a summon guns round as everyone had a gun, immediately at the start of the round, a virologist attacked me so I began to kill people as I thought everyone was considered an antagonist.  I don’t know the ESO personally but he does fight incredibly well.  We just fought along each others sides when he saw that I wasn’t a hostile to him even though everyone else was.



  • So, It was a normal wizard round and you 2 thought it was ok to kill everyone since he used summon guns?



  • Thats how the spell works, bud.  Its used to disrupt the entire station at risk of the wizard having to fight well armed people.  Thats the trade off:
    Summon Guns
    This spell is unique in that it can be used only once. Summons a random weapon at everyone’s feet and releases the inhibitions of several crew members, triggering several murderous rampages.



  • As thomas says:
    DEAD: Thomas Regis says, “well if you becom antag… you get free licence to kill who can really resist that…”



  • @bobert1234444:

    As thomas says:
    DEAD: Thomas Regis says, “well if you becom antag… you get free licence to kill who can really resist that…”

    I give up, clearly I can not convince you that you weren’t an antag, you will have to figure that out for yourself buddy. By your definition, what happens is “wizard spawns guns, EVERYONE BECOMES ANTAG, EVERYONE GETS GUNS, SO WE GET TO KILL EACHOTHER” when it’s actually “wizard spawns guns, some people become antags but everyone gets guns”



  • That is factually wrong.  Not everyone gets a gun.  Look at all the complaints “I didnt get shit.”  IF you get a gun, you are an antag.  IF not, then you’re not.



  • @bobert1234444:

    That is factually wrong.  Not everyone gets a gun.  Look at all the complaints “I didnt get shit.”  IF you get a gun, you are an antag.  IF not, then you’re not.

    Maybe that is wrong, but my point still stands that not everyone who gets a gun is an antag.
    The traitors were:
    ExcessiveUseOfCobby was Regina Gadd (died)
    Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
    The traitor has failed!
    Brandon1231 was Ladybug Honks (died)
    Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
    The traitor has failed!
    Lord Windos was Leroy Greenwood (survived)
    Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
    The traitor was successful!
    Kobe123 was Timothy Millhouse (survived)
    Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
    The traitor was successful!
    Hutchy2k1 was Flick Minnie (died)
    Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
    The traitor has failed!
    Billybob579 was James Powell (died)
    Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
    The traitor has failed!
    Jakerno was Ronald Muller (died)
    Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
    The traitor has failed!
    Xxxlewisxxx11 was Reese Taylor (died)
    Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
    The traitor has failed!
    Zeropyro1579 was Carl Powell (died)
    Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
    The traitor has failed!

    These people are all antags. You were not an antag.



  • Again, I dont want to beat a dead horse, but refer to the wiki.  Explain why some who get guns are antags, some get guns but arent, and some get nothing.  There is the simple logic, if you have it, use it, if not, then dont.



  • I just want you to know you’re a goddamn idiot. The very line you’re copy-pasting says “releases the inhibitions of several crew-members” (several people are made antags), and as we can see from the log, you’re not one of those seven. Basically, if you’re one of the seven, it tells you very clearly (You are a survivor, trust no one yadda yadda). I can’t believe you even got promoted to ESO if you don’t even know how the summon guns spell works.



  • only those that get survivor are allow to kill without any reason as the ESO you job should been going after the wizard and arresting the people killing the crew not going murder spree yourself. You reason makes no sense since you killed harmless people as well. If a gun spawn under go ic tab and click notes it will tell if you got the survivor



  • SERVERAL people are given guns, SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE SENT ON MURDER SPREES.
    Cwhatididthere?
    If you get a gun, you get to kill. why else get a gun?
    Also, if you could see the full log, I shot at the wizard many times, and in fact persued him, but lost him when he shunted.  He was my target for >half that round.



  • and while he was your target, you killed everyone in your way, “accidentally” shooting them, right?



  • No, they all fired / hit me with whatever they fucking had on hand. I just returned the favor.



  • Everyone gets a gun, only seven people that also get the guns and are allowed to use them on other people as they please. Oh, and I supposed the AI was shooting at you too, yes?



  • There was a hole in his core, turrets were set to kill, and they shot me, thus i ended it.



  • Whatever, I can see this whole issue has been resolved already at the other thread.


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