My Security Advisor Resume [bad thread]



  • THIS SHALL REMAIN HERE FOREVER AS A TESTAMENT TO MY OWN STUPID

    Cryodragon: nope
    » that is not
    » me
     Hacjass: British cant make jokes
     Cryodragon: THIS IS MINE
     Hacjass: dick
     Strepsilss: yes, yes they can.
     Cryodragon: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cryalot
     Tinyql: www.quakelive.com
     Cryodragon: there
    » PROOF
     Doomnukem: your profile is ful of cringe
     Hacjass: I win
     Doomnukem: full
     Hacjass: I got you to post your account
    » and oh shit
    » he lives in britian
     Doomnukem: watch as he gets banned from noxiousnet
     Hacjass: watch as it goes private
     Doomnukem: quick, screencap everything
     Cryodragon: WHAT
    » NO
    » PLEASE
     Hacjass: Review on opposing force
    » Review on portal 2
    » REALLY good!
     Doomnukem: posts profile, doesn't want people to see it
    » logic
     Hacjass: saved it as a complete html file
     Doomnukem: BAHAHA
    » he actually bought duke3d megaton edition
     Hacjass: greatest creation
    » http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=77077538
     Doomnukem: duke megaton is for children and casuals
     Hacjass: Lol 74 games
    » all vacbanned from
     Doomnukem: 57 friends
     Hacjass: Well I think he left
     Doomnukem: how much do you bet he doesn't know any of them
     Cryodragon: nope
     Hacjass: We need another security expert
    » Hey cryo want the job?
     Cryodragon: please, just leave my account alone...
     Hacjass: Hello Josh Dowell
    » How are you doing today
     Cryodragon: OH CRAP
    » please
    » just
    » leave
     Hacjass: kiss me
     Doomnukem: never post you account and expect it to be left alone
     Cryodragon: FFS
     Hacjass: expect it to be town apart
    » torn
     Doomnukem: in 2 hours, it appears on 4chan
    » in 4 hours, he's dead
     Hacjass: You know what
    » this is his older brothers account
    » that he passed onto him
     Doomnukem: lol
     Hacjass: and he got it vacbanned
    » oh shit
     Doomnukem: that's probably why he passed it on
     Hacjass: Hey look
    » he has a video of his dog
     Cryodragon: refresh the page
    » what
     Doomnukem: no
     Hacjass: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=108857624
    » using his iphone
     Doomnukem: knew it was going private
     Hacjass: look at the little siht sniffer
     Doomnukem: good thing I have a CACHE
     Hacjass: Well good thing I didn't refresh
     Cryodragon: OH FFS JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
     Hacjass: YOLO Quick
    » get a youtube downloader
    » to download the videos of his shit
    » downloading
     Cryodragon: why are you even bothering downloading the vids?
     Doomnukem: why not?
     Cryodragon: whats the point?
     Doomnukem: does it need one?
     Cryodragon: they are just videos
     Doomnukem: nice excuse, but your mom still doesn't think you should watch porn
     Hacjass: To upload in your resume
     Cryodragon: what
     Doomnukem: fake facebook page, here we come
     Hacjass: sweet
    » I got a video of him on camera
     Doomnukem: post a screenshot
     Hacjass: Im downloading it all
     Doomnukem: send it around the internet
     Hacjass: YT: Stuck in the swing
     Doomnukem: ahahaha
     Hacjass: oh sweet hes biracial
     Doomnukem: that's gonna look good on his resume
     Hacjass: god this is gold
     Signah: hahaha oh god, what is going on in this chat?
     Doomnukem: god's work
     Hacjass: We have another streck74
    » check out his new gaming setup!
    » YT: Epic gaming setup...
     Doomnukem: "epic gaming setup"
    » "epic"
     Hacjass: jesus that's one shitty desk
     Cryodragon: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
    » PLEASE
     Hacjass: STECK!
     Doomnukem: and this, kids, is why you don't use the internet until you are about the age of 18
     Cryodragon: GOD PLEASE
    » JUST LEAVE MY ACCOUNT ALONE
     Hacjass: Well you are safe if you go on at 14
    » 16
     Cryodragon: PLEASE
     Doomnukem: provided you don't post any videos or dumb shit
     Hacjass: God damn this will make one awesome thread
     Cryodragon: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
    » PLEASE
     Doomnukem: never
     Cryodragon: GOD PLEASE
     Doomnukem: this goes on pastebin NOW
     Hacjass: yes
    » also sweet a video of his cat
    » His cat felix
     Cryodragon: PLEASE
    » JUST GO AWAY
     Hacjass: and his other cat and its butt buddie
     Cryodragon: PLEASE
     Hacjass: Don't just goooo
     Cryodragon: I WILL DO ANYTHING
    » I WILL BUY YOU A GAME ON STEAM IF I HAVE TO
     Hacjass: ok then
     Cryodragon: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
    » PLEASE
     Hacjass: Get me oh
    » payday the heist
     Cryodragon: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
    » Ok
     Hacjass: Or
     Cryodragon: I WILL JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
     Doomnukem: hmm
     Hacjass: You can register at our website
     Doomnukem: this is hilarious
     Cryodragon: PLEASE
     Hacjass: and post a video response on why you should be admin
     Doomnukem: http://pastebin.com/iqeRwjti
     Hacjass: Oh and this is sally
    » I invited a friend of mine
    » He prefers nipping on cancer
    » I love how he has car adventures
    » because you cant drive cars in britain
     Doomnukem: this went from normal to awesome really quickly
     Hacjass: Yes
    » I knew I could strike gold
     Doomnukem: I am saving this paste
    » forever
     Hacjass: keep on updating it
     Cryodragon: JUST GO, PLEASE PLEASE GO
    » PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE I DID NOTHING TO YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
     Hacjass: Yes you did
    » you tried to act cool
    » God damn it someone get takara
     Cryodragon: PLEASE
     Hacjass: Hey cryo
     Doomnukem: I'm surprised he doesn't just leave
     Hacjass: whats your graphics card on your epic game setup
     Doomnukem: voodooFX 2?
     Cryodragon: just leave, please
     Hacjass: You can never leave the internet
     Doomnukem: ehh
     Cryodragon: please
     Hacjass: askall those suicidal girls
     Cryodragon: just go
     Doomnukem: cryo, just a tip
    » you leave first
     Cryodragon: JUST GO LOOK AT ANOTHER WEBSITE
     Doomnukem: never expect everyone else to leave
     Cryodragon: PLEASE
     Hacjass: its not across the road its down the street
     Doomnukem: WHY DONT YOU DO THAT?
     Cryodragon: I AM ONLY 11 PLEASE
     Hacjass: New data aquired
     Doomnukem: never shoulda come here
    » dude
     Cryodragon: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE OH NO
     Hacjass: Its not safe here
     Doomnukem: if you hate us so much just GO
     Hacjass: Please just gooo
     Doomnukem: masochism anybody?
     Hacjass: also I found your britishface account
    » going on your name I aquired
     Doomnukem: all this
    » all this from just a steam profile
     Hacjass: sad isnt it
     Doomnukem: where did he go so wrong
    » I think we know actually
     Cryodragon: PLEASE I AM ONLY 11 PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, I JUST WANT TO MAKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND PLAY GAMES PLEASE!
    » JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
    » PLEASE
     Hacjass: No one wants your youtube videos
     Doomnukem: if you want to be left alone, leave
     Hacjass: unless you cut your self up but please don't fo that
     Doomnukem: the longer you stay, the longer we play
     Hacjass: I have a rule in life
    » never back down but in this case I would run away if I was him
     Doomnukem: yup
     Cryodragon: ILL GO THEN
     Hacjass: THANK YOU LEAVE FAGGOT
     Cryodragon: PLEASE JUST CAN WE FORGET ABOUT THIS. THANK YOU
     Hacjass: NEVER FORGET
     Doomnukem: My #1 rule is, never reveal yourself on the internet, because someone, somewhere, will find a way to get all your info
    » ALL OF IT
    » just like today
     Hacjass: yep
    » That's why when someone asks about my name I just give them atleast my first and leave it at that
     Doomnukem: yep
     Hacjass: at most*
    » hell Ive made a mistake like this before
     Doomnukem: he's still on...
     Hacjass: only it involved a really gay and creepy guy
     Doomnukem: heh
     Hacjass: wait a second
    » yep hes still here
     Doomnukem: don't think there's much fun left to be had
     Cryodragon: why, why did you do this, now i will be known on the internet as the weirdo kid.
     Doomnukem: show's over, children, let's go home.
     Cryodragon: PLEASE.
    » please go
     Hacjass: But you are the weirdo kid
    » also jetboom the god of us all gave me your ip
     Cryodragon: OH NO
    » please
    » NO
    » dont
     Hacjass: I also got your steam id
    » so I can track you anywhere
    » STEAM_0:1:13606633
     Cryodragon: please, I AM ONLY ELEVEN I AM ONLY A KID,
     Hacjass: Appears to be you were banned in 2011
     Doomnukem: welp, time to go do something equally unproductive
     Cryodragon: PLEASE, i just want to get on with my life
     Hacjass: In july
    » rofl
    » you can right now just leave
     Cryodragon: what
     Cryodragon: what
     Hacjass: just leave
     Doomnukem: there's this red X in the corner, see it? click that
     Cryodragon: BUT YOU WILL CONTINUE DOING ALL THIS STUFF, AND YOU WILL JUST HACK MY ACCOUNT
     Doomnukem: nah
     Cryodragon: PLEASE DONT
    » I WILL PAY YOU
     Hacjass: Hey look
     Doomnukem: we're only doing this cuz you're still here
     Cryodragon: STEAM WALLET MONEY
     Hacjass: you were over at the cube gaming
    » http://forums.thecubeserver.com/showthread.php?tid=5694&pid=48818
    » theres a ban report too
    » Lol
    » http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/8623185162/in/photostream
    » my favorite picture
     Doomnukem: lol
     Cryodragon: THAT WAS MY BROTHER
    » JUST GO
     Hacjass: Lol no
    » that was you
     Cryodragon: IT WAS MY BROTHER
     Doomnukem: I'm not leaving until you do.
     Hacjass: Lets see
    » Full caps
    » Retarded autism words
     Doomnukem: what's the point in staying anyway?
     Hacjass: yep its you
     Cryodragon: THIS IS MAINLY MY ACCOUNT BUT MY YOUNGER BROTHER (1 YEA USES IT TO!
    » WHAT
    » 
     Hacjass: Oh lol
     Cryodragon:  so R ) = pirate face
     Hacjass: No this is your older brothers account
    » and you just got him vacbanned
     Doomnukem: ha
     Cryodragon: I DONT HAVE AN OLDER BROTHER
     Hacjass: Going on the fact that it was back in 2007 when the account was made
    » and you are 11 years of age
     Doomnukem: are you the same person
     Hacjass: you were 7 at the time it was made
     Cryodragon: I HAVE A YOUNGER BROTHER
     Doomnukem: I've seen younger on COD
    » (shitty joke)
    » but it's true
     Hacjass: lol
     Cryodragon: I SE... YOU ARE TRYING TO GET INFO OUT OF ME ARENT YOU
     Doomnukem: no
     Cryodragon: you are
     Doomnukem: we are doing this until you leave
     Hacjass: We just want you to leave
    » Hey
    » im going to send this to your leader
    » he will have a nice kick out of it
     Cryodragon: WHAT
    » WHO
     Hacjass: The leader of cube gaming
     Cryodragon: WHAT no please
    » PLEASE DONT
     Hacjass: Yes I will
     Cryodragon: I PLAY THERE ALL THE TIME
     Hacjass: now lets talk steam $$$
     Cryodragon: HE WILL BAN Me!
     Hacjass: I know he will
     Doomnukem: ah, blackmail
     Hacjass: so you have no other choice
     Cryodragon: OK I WILL PAY YOU 10 WALLET CASH EACH OK???
     Hacjass: Im going to add you on steam
     Cryodragon: OK
     Hacjass: Doom would you like 10$
     Doomnukem: meh
     Hacjass: Well since I set my account to private its all gud here
     Doomnukem: I haven't bought anything for a while
    » nothing interesting
     Hacjass: donate it to noxious net
     Doomnukem: already a diamond member
     Hacjass: even if jetboom has no use for the cash
    » steam cash
     Cryodragon: I WILL GIVE YOU 100 WALLET CASH OK
     Hacjass: Lies
     Doomnukem: wait a sec
     Cryodragon: I WILL LIE TO MY MUM
     Hacjass: I know you are lair
     Doomnukem: where is he getting this money
     Hacjass: His mum
     Cryodragon: SAYING THAT SOME ONE SAID IT WAS FREE
     Doomnukem: LOL
     Hacjass: Mum cu
     Cryodragon: PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU TO FORGET THIS
     Hacjass: I will like totally "forget" this
     Doomnukem: The longer you talk, the harder it is to forget
     Cryodragon: YOU ARE LYING
     Doomnukem: LEAVE BEFORE YOU SHAME YOURSELF FURTHER
     Hacjass: HOnor your famly
    » Family
    » not shame it
    » Now cryo do you have the 10$ on hand
     Doomnukem: seriously, I'm starting to get bored, can you hurry up
     Cryodragon: i will hang myself in my room tonight, my life is crap
     Doomnukem: hey now
     Cryodragon: goodbye forever
     Hacjass: ok then
    » Not like the britsh have rope
     Doomnukem: that escalated quickly
     Hacjass: indeed
    » I wonder what the people watching this chat are thinking right now
     Doomnukem: "lol"
     Hacjass: lol he changed the url on his account
     Doomnukem: heh
    » when does it ever end
     Hacjass: when we forget about this
     Doomnukem: well, it's all going on pastebin
    » as we speak
     Hacjass: Ill upload the videos to media fire
    » Uh oh
     Doomnukem: eh?
     Hacjass: I think hes dead
     Doomnukem: hmm
    » well that's the end of that
     Hacjass: He hasn't replied in quite some time
    » Time to tell the leader on cube about this death
    » he will ban the account incase someone steals his password
     Doomnukem: R.I.P. cryo
    » died from a bad idea
     Cryodragon: i made the noose with some rope i found in my garage
     Hacjass: He lives!
     Doomnukem: apparently not for long...
     Cryodragon: i will tye it to my lamp
     Doomnukem: *snap*
     Hacjass: Cryo where did you get this rope
     Cryodragon: my garage
     Hacjass: but britain has no rope
     Cryodragon: my life is crap
     Hacjass: ofcourse it is
    » Britain is crap
     Cryodragon: i will end it now so i dont have to bear you uploading these videos
     Doomnukem: at least have to decency to log out first
     Hacjass: ok then
     Cryodragon: goodbye
     Hacjass: see you in hell
     Doomnukem: also, you uploaded them in the first place
     Cryodragon: it is ready
    » bye
     Doomnukem: LOG OUT FIRST
     Hacjass: wait
     Doomnukem: I DEMAND IT
     Hacjass: upload a video
     Doomnukem: uh
    » heh
     Hacjass: I WANT YOU TO UPLOAD A VIDEO OF IT
     Doomnukem: livestream it?
     Hacjass: twitch.tv/ihatenoxiousnet
     Doomnukem: he's dead...
    » cheack back in a day
    » check
     Hacjass: added his twitch account incase
     Cryodragon: i cant do it
     Hacjass: aha
     Cryodragon: i just cant
    » i want to tho
     Hacjass: the will to live in Britain is too much
     Cryodragon: but i cant
     Doomnukem: well, don't blame me when the school gets shot up
     Cryodragon: I WILL
    » OK
     Doomnukem: aww
     Hacjass: don't blame me either
    » Wait
    » Simulate your mass killings with School Shooter 2012
     Doomnukem: ah yes
     Cryodragon: it is currently around my neck and i am standing on my chair i will jump off in 10 seconds after this message is posted, goodbye everyone
     Doomnukem: 9
     Hacjass: ok
     Doomnukem: 8
     Hacjass: see you in hell
     Doomnukem: 7
    » 6
     Hacjass: 6
     Doomnukem: 5
    » 4
     Hacjass: 4
     Doomnukem: 3
     Hacjass: 3
     Doomnukem: 2
     Hacjass: 2
     Doomnukem: 1
     Hacjass: 1
    » Welcome to hel
    » ll
     Doomnukem: ok I think he might be dead
     Hacjass: aw fuck he didn't log out
     Doomnukem: ugh
    » this is going to irritate me forever
     Hacjass: well
     Doomnukem: literally forever
     Hacjass: he died with his dignity not attached
     Doomnukem: sigh
     Hacjass: but onlin
     Doomnukem: well, I'm bored
    » see you later
     Hacjass: wait
    » whats your steam name
    » forums name*
     Doomnukem: which forums?
    » steam or noxnet?
     Hacjass: nox
     Cryodragon: what the fuck did you people do, my son is in his bedroom sitting on his bed with a noose in his room, what the fuck have you people done               //<-- Yeah right you phony
     Doomnukem: I don't think I ever made an account
     Hacjass: Wait hes alive!
     Cryodragon: i will report you to the police
    » right now
     Hacjass: lol ok
    » ok
    » I live behind five different proxies
     Doomnukem: Does law carry across the ocean?
     Hacjass: doesnt
    » and it would take months because they travel by wooden boat
     Doomnukem: lol
     Cryodragon: shut the fuck up you sick bastards
     Doomnukem: good luck mr. person thing
     Hacjass: but ok don't struggle
     Doomnukem: now I take my leave
     Hacjass: Hey did you know your son has been playing r rated games
    » your son broke the law
     Cryodragon: shut up
     Hacjass: Im going to report you now
     Doomnukem: le gasp
     Hacjass: but wait
     Cryodragon: do you even know what the fuck yoiu have done
     Hacjass: my feelings
    » I want to now kill my slef
     Doomnukem: http://pastebin.com/QhTJAUUG
     Hacjass: self
     Cryodragon: you almost made my son end his life
     Hacjass: Hang time
     Doomnukem: now you can forever relive
    » hey father person
    » read through this
    » http://pastebin.com/QhTJAUUG
    Your message was not sent because you are sending messages too quickly.
     Doomnukem: http://pastebin.com/QhTJAUUG
     Hacjass: I'm tying a nuess
    » Im going to hang my self
    » bye!
     Doomnukem: OH NOOEeehh
     Cryodragon: fuck you
     Doomnukem: what shall we doo
     Hacjass: WTF WTF WTF
     Cryodragon: do you actually know what you have done?
     Hacjass: WhAT THE HELL hAVE YOU DONE TO MY SON
     Doomnukem: time to go through and add annotations.
     Hacjass: HE HAS A NUESS AROUND HIS NECK IM GOING TO FUCKIGN SUE YOU WITH MY NAVY SEAL ANTI BRITISH KICKASSERY
     Cryodragon: you sitting at your computers laughing to each other going, ooh no he didnt really hang himself did he
    » well he fucking did
     Hacjass: Its the internet sir
    » everyone believes it
    » oh wait
    » MY SON IS DEAD HE HANGED HIM SELF WHILE IWAS BUSY REPLYING TO YOUR BRITISH ASS \
     Cryodragon: he is currently being carried out of this very room
    » by paramedics
     Doomnukem: after 10 seconds?
     Hacjass: THAT WAS FAST THE POLICETHE AMBUlANCES
    » SO QUICK
     Doomnukem: must have weak skin
     Hacjass: WAIT
    » WHY DIDNT YOU TRY TO SAVE HIM?
    » IM GOING TO SUE YOU FOR CHILD ABANDONMENT
     Cryodragon: there is a hospital a few roads away
     Hacjass: WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE HIM THERE ASSHOLE
     Cryodragon: he is sitting in a bed right next to me
     Hacjass: Wait
     Doomnukem: that was quick.
     Hacjass: so he hasn't been taken out?
     Cryodragon: he was
    » was
     Hacjass: But hes in a bed next to you?
    » Autism
     Doomnukem: tell him that posting stuff on the internet is a dumb idea
     Cryodragon: you sick sick bastards,
     Hacjass: Use a condom next time sir when you fuck a pig
    » wait
     Cryodragon: I HOPE YOU DIE AN AGONIZING PAINFUL DEATH FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
     Doomnukem: k
     Hacjass: HEY LOOK
     Cryodragon: FUCK YOU
     Hacjass: HE SAID THAT BEFORE
     Doomnukem: kthxbai
     Hacjass: ONE SEC LET ME PULL THAT Up
    » http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/8623185162/in/photostream
    » OH SNAP
    » SO LITTLE JOSHY LIVES
     Cryodragon: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY SONS NAME?
     Hacjass: Hes a autistic little pig fuck
    » and he told me it when he sent me a lot of porn pics of him
     Cryodragon: I WILL END YOU
     Hacjass: Lol
     Cryodragon: I JUST READ THE PASTE BIN ENTRY
     Hacjass: Ill see you in two months when you come by boat
     Doomnukem: oops, shoulda included context
    » one sec
     Cryodragon: FUCK YOU DOOMNUKEM AND HACJASS
     Doomnukem: dammit
    » the chat doesnt go far enough back
    » anyway
     Cryodragon: YOU SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW THAT YOU COULD HAVE KILLED MY SON
     Hacjass: Ah
    » How many kills have your son done in jail break
    » 249
    » how many deaths
    » 584
     Doomnukem: he was posting stuff like "hacked by hitlernet have a nice day" with tons of swastikas
     Hacjass: How many hours played on the server
    » 24.0
     Cryodragon: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS INFORMATION
     Doomnukem: he gave it to us
     Hacjass: He said here have this
     Cryodragon: THE PASTEBIN SAYS NOT
     Hacjass: with a link to porn
     Doomnukem: the pastebin has no context
     Hacjass: Ok ok
     Doomnukem: it's just the rage
     Hacjass: he got it from www.wiremod.com
    » woops wrong site
     Cryodragon: HE COPIED THE TEXT FROM YOUR FIRSTBIT OF CHAT
    » I KNOW EVERYTHING
     Hacjass: www.wiremod.org
    » there we go
    » Hey fag dad
     Cryodragon: THAT IS THE WIREMOD HOMEPAGE FOR GARRYSMOD
     Hacjass: why don't you just look up in your own chat logs
     Doomnukem: GASP
    » he knows what it is
    » confirmed fake'
     Hacjass: oh noes
    » Ep3 announced
     Cryodragon: I HAVE NOW GOT TO GO SEE MY SON IN HOSPITAL
    » GOODBYE
     Hacjass: so hes alive
     Cryodragon: YES
     Hacjass: ok tell him to go suck a dick
     Cryodragon: ONLY JUST
     Hacjass: and that's suprising
     Cryodragon: FUCK YOU
     Doomnukem: wow, you went to the hospital, then left, then are going back all without loggin out!
     Hacjass: You didn't go into the hospital with him
     Doomnukem: nice
    Your message was not sent because you are sending messages too quickly.
     Hacjass: or the medivac
    » A good dad would go with his autistic biracial child
     Cryodragon: YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO WHAT YOU SAID ARE YOU
     Hacjass: I am
     Doomnukem: yawn
     Cryodragon: HE DOES NOT HAVE AUTISM
     Hacjass: and im putting facts together
     Doomnukem: can I go now
     Cryodragon: GO AHEAD
     Hacjass: aw
     Cryodragon: YOU IDIOT
     Doomnukem: after you
     Hacjass: why don't you see your son sir
    » We will be here waiting
    » after I send this to your leader
     Doomnukem: click the red x, then smash your computer
     Cryodragon: MY SON IS NOW SCARRED FOR LIFE BECAUSE OF YOU
    » FUCK YOU, GOODBYE
     Doomnukem: take 3 deep breaths then smash broken son
     Hacjass: Hes scared of us making him hang him self
    » ok logic
    » Hell im going to tell garry this
    » He will just ban your son from garrysmod
     Doomnukem: I think we're the only reason people are still on the stream
     Hacjass: Just wait for the 27 people to read this chat
     Doomnukem: let me find an appropriate picture
     Hacjass: Streck
    » im announcing this to the whole clan
    » using my proxie
    » Ok I think the father finnaly left
     Doomnukem: well I couldn't find a picture
    » so screw it
     Hacjass: but
     Doomnukem: "no fucks given"
     Hacjass: lets hang around just incase
     Doomnukem: he just left
    » I saw his name disappear
     Hacjass: Oh I got one
    » http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/158/701/tumblr_lo1qh68nVL1qzgmxb.gif
     Doomnukem: perfect
     Hacjass: Please make an account at noxnet
    » and post all of this
    Doomnukem: it'd be worth it.
    

    And to think this all started after he was watching Jetboom play HL2DM…

    EDIT:
    TL;DR :
    Kid: Here is my steam profile
    Us: ok lets mess with it
    Kid: OH GOD NO
    <shit happens>
    kid: IM GONNA HANG MYSELF
    <more shit happens>
    <countdown to hanging>
    Kid: this is my dad, you killed my son



  • THIS SHALL REMAIN HERE FOREVER AS A TESTAMENT TO MY OWN STUPID

    Cryodragon: nope
    » that is not
    » me
     Hacjass: British cant make jokes
     Cryodragon: THIS IS MINE
     Hacjass: dick
     Strepsilss: yes, yes they can.
     Cryodragon: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cryalot
     Tinyql: www.quakelive.com
     Cryodragon: there
    » PROOF
     Doomnukem: your profile is ful of cringe
     Hacjass: I win
     Doomnukem: full
     Hacjass: I got you to post your account
    » and oh shit
    » he lives in britian
     Doomnukem: watch as he gets banned from noxiousnet
     Hacjass: watch as it goes private
     Doomnukem: quick, screencap everything
     Cryodragon: WHAT
    » NO
    » PLEASE
     Hacjass: Review on opposing force
    » Review on portal 2
    » REALLY good!
     Doomnukem: posts profile, doesn't want people to see it
    » logic
     Hacjass: saved it as a complete html file
     Doomnukem: BAHAHA
    » he actually bought duke3d megaton edition
     Hacjass: greatest creation
    » http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=77077538
     Doomnukem: duke megaton is for children and casuals
     Hacjass: Lol 74 games
    » all vacbanned from
     Doomnukem: 57 friends
     Hacjass: Well I think he left
     Doomnukem: how much do you bet he doesn't know any of them
     Cryodragon: nope
     Hacjass: We need another security expert
    » Hey cryo want the job?
     Cryodragon: please, just leave my account alone...
     Hacjass: Hello Josh Dowell
    » How are you doing today
     Cryodragon: OH CRAP
    » please
    » just
    » leave
     Hacjass: kiss me
     Doomnukem: never post you account and expect it to be left alone
     Cryodragon: FFS
     Hacjass: expect it to be town apart
    » torn
     Doomnukem: in 2 hours, it appears on 4chan
    » in 4 hours, he's dead
     Hacjass: You know what
    » this is his older brothers account
    » that he passed onto him
     Doomnukem: lol
     Hacjass: and he got it vacbanned
    » oh shit
     Doomnukem: that's probably why he passed it on
     Hacjass: Hey look
    » he has a video of his dog
     Cryodragon: refresh the page
    » what
     Doomnukem: no
     Hacjass: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=108857624
    » using his iphone
     Doomnukem: knew it was going private
     Hacjass: look at the little siht sniffer
     Doomnukem: good thing I have a CACHE
     Hacjass: Well good thing I didn't refresh
     Cryodragon: OH FFS JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
     Hacjass: YOLO Quick
    » get a youtube downloader
    » to download the videos of his shit
    » downloading
     Cryodragon: why are you even bothering downloading the vids?
     Doomnukem: why not?
     Cryodragon: whats the point?
     Doomnukem: does it need one?
     Cryodragon: they are just videos
     Doomnukem: nice excuse, but your mom still doesn't think you should watch porn
     Hacjass: To upload in your resume
     Cryodragon: what
     Doomnukem: fake facebook page, here we come
     Hacjass: sweet
    » I got a video of him on camera
     Doomnukem: post a screenshot
     Hacjass: Im downloading it all
     Doomnukem: send it around the internet
     Hacjass: YT: Stuck in the swing
     Doomnukem: ahahaha
     Hacjass: oh sweet hes biracial
     Doomnukem: that's gonna look good on his resume
     Hacjass: god this is gold
     Signah: hahaha oh god, what is going on in this chat?
     Doomnukem: god's work
     Hacjass: We have another streck74
    » check out his new gaming setup!
    » YT: Epic gaming setup...
     Doomnukem: "epic gaming setup"
    » "epic"
     Hacjass: jesus that's one shitty desk
     Cryodragon: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
    » PLEASE
     Hacjass: STECK!
     Doomnukem: and this, kids, is why you don't use the internet until you are about the age of 18
     Cryodragon: GOD PLEASE
    » JUST LEAVE MY ACCOUNT ALONE
     Hacjass: Well you are safe if you go on at 14
    » 16
     Cryodragon: PLEASE
     Doomnukem: provided you don't post any videos or dumb shit
     Hacjass: God damn this will make one awesome thread
     Cryodragon: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
    » PLEASE
     Doomnukem: never
     Cryodragon: GOD PLEASE
     Doomnukem: this goes on pastebin NOW
     Hacjass: yes
    » also sweet a video of his cat
    » His cat felix
     Cryodragon: PLEASE
    » JUST GO AWAY
     Hacjass: and his other cat and its butt buddie
     Cryodragon: PLEASE
     Hacjass: Don't just goooo
     Cryodragon: I WILL DO ANYTHING
    » I WILL BUY YOU A GAME ON STEAM IF I HAVE TO
     Hacjass: ok then
     Cryodragon: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
    » PLEASE
     Hacjass: Get me oh
    » payday the heist
     Cryodragon: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
    » Ok
     Hacjass: Or
     Cryodragon: I WILL JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
     Doomnukem: hmm
     Hacjass: You can register at our website
     Doomnukem: this is hilarious
     Cryodragon: PLEASE
     Hacjass: and post a video response on why you should be admin
     Doomnukem: http://pastebin.com/iqeRwjti
     Hacjass: Oh and this is sally
    » I invited a friend of mine
    » He prefers nipping on cancer
    » I love how he has car adventures
    » because you cant drive cars in britain
     Doomnukem: this went from normal to awesome really quickly
     Hacjass: Yes
    » I knew I could strike gold
     Doomnukem: I am saving this paste
    » forever
     Hacjass: keep on updating it
     Cryodragon: JUST GO, PLEASE PLEASE GO
    » PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE I DID NOTHING TO YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
     Hacjass: Yes you did
    » you tried to act cool
    » God damn it someone get takara
     Cryodragon: PLEASE
     Hacjass: Hey cryo
     Doomnukem: I'm surprised he doesn't just leave
     Hacjass: whats your graphics card on your epic game setup
     Doomnukem: voodooFX 2?
     Cryodragon: just leave, please
     Hacjass: You can never leave the internet
     Doomnukem: ehh
     Cryodragon: please
     Hacjass: askall those suicidal girls
     Cryodragon: just go
     Doomnukem: cryo, just a tip
    » you leave first
     Cryodragon: JUST GO LOOK AT ANOTHER WEBSITE
     Doomnukem: never expect everyone else to leave
     Cryodragon: PLEASE
     Hacjass: its not across the road its down the street
     Doomnukem: WHY DONT YOU DO THAT?
     Cryodragon: I AM ONLY 11 PLEASE
     Hacjass: New data aquired
     Doomnukem: never shoulda come here
    » dude
     Cryodragon: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE OH NO
     Hacjass: Its not safe here
     Doomnukem: if you hate us so much just GO
     Hacjass: Please just gooo
     Doomnukem: masochism anybody?
     Hacjass: also I found your britishface account
    » going on your name I aquired
     Doomnukem: all this
    » all this from just a steam profile
     Hacjass: sad isnt it
     Doomnukem: where did he go so wrong
    » I think we know actually
     Cryodragon: PLEASE I AM ONLY 11 PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, I JUST WANT TO MAKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND PLAY GAMES PLEASE!
    » JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
    » PLEASE
     Hacjass: No one wants your youtube videos
     Doomnukem: if you want to be left alone, leave
     Hacjass: unless you cut your self up but please don't fo that
     Doomnukem: the longer you stay, the longer we play
     Hacjass: I have a rule in life
    » never back down but in this case I would run away if I was him
     Doomnukem: yup
     Cryodragon: ILL GO THEN
     Hacjass: THANK YOU LEAVE FAGGOT
     Cryodragon: PLEASE JUST CAN WE FORGET ABOUT THIS. THANK YOU
     Hacjass: NEVER FORGET
     Doomnukem: My #1 rule is, never reveal yourself on the internet, because someone, somewhere, will find a way to get all your info
    » ALL OF IT
    » just like today
     Hacjass: yep
    » That's why when someone asks about my name I just give them atleast my first and leave it at that
     Doomnukem: yep
     Hacjass: at most*
    » hell Ive made a mistake like this before
     Doomnukem: he's still on...
     Hacjass: only it involved a really gay and creepy guy
     Doomnukem: heh
     Hacjass: wait a second
    » yep hes still here
     Doomnukem: don't think there's much fun left to be had
     Cryodragon: why, why did you do this, now i will be known on the internet as the weirdo kid.
     Doomnukem: show's over, children, let's go home.
     Cryodragon: PLEASE.
    » please go
     Hacjass: But you are the weirdo kid
    » also jetboom the god of us all gave me your ip
     Cryodragon: OH NO
    » please
    » NO
    » dont
     Hacjass: I also got your steam id
    » so I can track you anywhere
    » STEAM_0:1:13606633
     Cryodragon: please, I AM ONLY ELEVEN I AM ONLY A KID,
     Hacjass: Appears to be you were banned in 2011
     Doomnukem: welp, time to go do something equally unproductive
     Cryodragon: PLEASE, i just want to get on with my life
     Hacjass: In july
    » rofl
    » you can right now just leave
     Cryodragon: what
     Cryodragon: what
     Hacjass: just leave
     Doomnukem: there's this red X in the corner, see it? click that
     Cryodragon: BUT YOU WILL CONTINUE DOING ALL THIS STUFF, AND YOU WILL JUST HACK MY ACCOUNT
     Doomnukem: nah
     Cryodragon: PLEASE DONT
    » I WILL PAY YOU
     Hacjass: Hey look
     Doomnukem: we're only doing this cuz you're still here
     Cryodragon: STEAM WALLET MONEY
     Hacjass: you were over at the cube gaming
    » http://forums.thecubeserver.com/showthread.php?tid=5694&pid=48818
    » theres a ban report too
    » Lol
    » http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/8623185162/in/photostream
    » my favorite picture
     Doomnukem: lol
     Cryodragon: THAT WAS MY BROTHER
    » JUST GO
     Hacjass: Lol no
    » that was you
     Cryodragon: IT WAS MY BROTHER
     Doomnukem: I'm not leaving until you do.
     Hacjass: Lets see
    » Full caps
    » Retarded autism words
     Doomnukem: what's the point in staying anyway?
     Hacjass: yep its you
     Cryodragon: THIS IS MAINLY MY ACCOUNT BUT MY YOUNGER BROTHER (1 YEA USES IT TO!
    » WHAT
    » 
     Hacjass: Oh lol
     Cryodragon:  so R ) = pirate face
     Hacjass: No this is your older brothers account
    » and you just got him vacbanned
     Doomnukem: ha
     Cryodragon: I DONT HAVE AN OLDER BROTHER
     Hacjass: Going on the fact that it was back in 2007 when the account was made
    » and you are 11 years of age
     Doomnukem: are you the same person
     Hacjass: you were 7 at the time it was made
     Cryodragon: I HAVE A YOUNGER BROTHER
     Doomnukem: I've seen younger on COD
    » (shitty joke)
    » but it's true
     Hacjass: lol
     Cryodragon: I SE... YOU ARE TRYING TO GET INFO OUT OF ME ARENT YOU
     Doomnukem: no
     Cryodragon: you are
     Doomnukem: we are doing this until you leave
     Hacjass: We just want you to leave
    » Hey
    » im going to send this to your leader
    » he will have a nice kick out of it
     Cryodragon: WHAT
    » WHO
     Hacjass: The leader of cube gaming
     Cryodragon: WHAT no please
    » PLEASE DONT
     Hacjass: Yes I will
     Cryodragon: I PLAY THERE ALL THE TIME
     Hacjass: now lets talk steam $$$
     Cryodragon: HE WILL BAN Me!
     Hacjass: I know he will
     Doomnukem: ah, blackmail
     Hacjass: so you have no other choice
     Cryodragon: OK I WILL PAY YOU 10 WALLET CASH EACH OK???
     Hacjass: Im going to add you on steam
     Cryodragon: OK
     Hacjass: Doom would you like 10$
     Doomnukem: meh
     Hacjass: Well since I set my account to private its all gud here
     Doomnukem: I haven't bought anything for a while
    » nothing interesting
     Hacjass: donate it to noxious net
     Doomnukem: already a diamond member
     Hacjass: even if jetboom has no use for the cash
    » steam cash
     Cryodragon: I WILL GIVE YOU 100 WALLET CASH OK
     Hacjass: Lies
     Doomnukem: wait a sec
     Cryodragon: I WILL LIE TO MY MUM
     Hacjass: I know you are lair
     Doomnukem: where is he getting this money
     Hacjass: His mum
     Cryodragon: SAYING THAT SOME ONE SAID IT WAS FREE
     Doomnukem: LOL
     Hacjass: Mum cu
     Cryodragon: PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU TO FORGET THIS
     Hacjass: I will like totally "forget" this
     Doomnukem: The longer you talk, the harder it is to forget
     Cryodragon: YOU ARE LYING
     Doomnukem: LEAVE BEFORE YOU SHAME YOURSELF FURTHER
     Hacjass: HOnor your famly
    » Family
    » not shame it
    » Now cryo do you have the 10$ on hand
     Doomnukem: seriously, I'm starting to get bored, can you hurry up
     Cryodragon: i will hang myself in my room tonight, my life is crap
     Doomnukem: hey now
     Cryodragon: goodbye forever
     Hacjass: ok then
    » Not like the britsh have rope
     Doomnukem: that escalated quickly
     Hacjass: indeed
    » I wonder what the people watching this chat are thinking right now
     Doomnukem: "lol"
     Hacjass: lol he changed the url on his account
     Doomnukem: heh
    » when does it ever end
     Hacjass: when we forget about this
     Doomnukem: well, it's all going on pastebin
    » as we speak
     Hacjass: Ill upload the videos to media fire
    » Uh oh
     Doomnukem: eh?
     Hacjass: I think hes dead
     Doomnukem: hmm
    » well that's the end of that
     Hacjass: He hasn't replied in quite some time
    » Time to tell the leader on cube about this death
    » he will ban the account incase someone steals his password
     Doomnukem: R.I.P. cryo
    » died from a bad idea
     Cryodragon: i made the noose with some rope i found in my garage
     Hacjass: He lives!
     Doomnukem: apparently not for long...
     Cryodragon: i will tye it to my lamp
     Doomnukem: *snap*
     Hacjass: Cryo where did you get this rope
     Cryodragon: my garage
     Hacjass: but britain has no rope
     Cryodragon: my life is crap
     Hacjass: ofcourse it is
    » Britain is crap
     Cryodragon: i will end it now so i dont have to bear you uploading these videos
     Doomnukem: at least have to decency to log out first
     Hacjass: ok then
     Cryodragon: goodbye
     Hacjass: see you in hell
     Doomnukem: also, you uploaded them in the first place
     Cryodragon: it is ready
    » bye
     Doomnukem: LOG OUT FIRST
     Hacjass: wait
     Doomnukem: I DEMAND IT
     Hacjass: upload a video
     Doomnukem: uh
    » heh
     Hacjass: I WANT YOU TO UPLOAD A VIDEO OF IT
     Doomnukem: livestream it?
     Hacjass: twitch.tv/ihatenoxiousnet
     Doomnukem: he's dead...
    » cheack back in a day
    » check
     Hacjass: added his twitch account incase
     Cryodragon: i cant do it
     Hacjass: aha
     Cryodragon: i just cant
    » i want to tho
     Hacjass: the will to live in Britain is too much
     Cryodragon: but i cant
     Doomnukem: well, don't blame me when the school gets shot up
     Cryodragon: I WILL
    » OK
     Doomnukem: aww
     Hacjass: don't blame me either
    » Wait
    » Simulate your mass killings with School Shooter 2012
     Doomnukem: ah yes
     Cryodragon: it is currently around my neck and i am standing on my chair i will jump off in 10 seconds after this message is posted, goodbye everyone
     Doomnukem: 9
     Hacjass: ok
     Doomnukem: 8
     Hacjass: see you in hell
     Doomnukem: 7
    » 6
     Hacjass: 6
     Doomnukem: 5
    » 4
     Hacjass: 4
     Doomnukem: 3
     Hacjass: 3
     Doomnukem: 2
     Hacjass: 2
     Doomnukem: 1
     Hacjass: 1
    » Welcome to hel
    » ll
     Doomnukem: ok I think he might be dead
     Hacjass: aw fuck he didn't log out
     Doomnukem: ugh
    » this is going to irritate me forever
     Hacjass: well
     Doomnukem: literally forever
     Hacjass: he died with his dignity not attached
     Doomnukem: sigh
     Hacjass: but onlin
     Doomnukem: well, I'm bored
    » see you later
     Hacjass: wait
    » whats your steam name
    » forums name*
     Doomnukem: which forums?
    » steam or noxnet?
     Hacjass: nox
     Cryodragon: what the fuck did you people do, my son is in his bedroom sitting on his bed with a noose in his room, what the fuck have you people done               //<-- Yeah right you phony
     Doomnukem: I don't think I ever made an account
     Hacjass: Wait hes alive!
     Cryodragon: i will report you to the police
    » right now
     Hacjass: lol ok
    » ok
    » I live behind five different proxies
     Doomnukem: Does law carry across the ocean?
     Hacjass: doesnt
    » and it would take months because they travel by wooden boat
     Doomnukem: lol
     Cryodragon: shut the fuck up you sick bastards
     Doomnukem: good luck mr. person thing
     Hacjass: but ok don't struggle
     Doomnukem: now I take my leave
     Hacjass: Hey did you know your son has been playing r rated games
    » your son broke the law
     Cryodragon: shut up
     Hacjass: Im going to report you now
     Doomnukem: le gasp
     Hacjass: but wait
     Cryodragon: do you even know what the fuck yoiu have done
     Hacjass: my feelings
    » I want to now kill my slef
     Doomnukem: http://pastebin.com/QhTJAUUG
     Hacjass: self
     Cryodragon: you almost made my son end his life
     Hacjass: Hang time
     Doomnukem: now you can forever relive
    » hey father person
    » read through this
    » http://pastebin.com/QhTJAUUG
    Your message was not sent because you are sending messages too quickly.
     Doomnukem: http://pastebin.com/QhTJAUUG
     Hacjass: I'm tying a nuess
    » Im going to hang my self
    » bye!
     Doomnukem: OH NOOEeehh
     Cryodragon: fuck you
     Doomnukem: what shall we doo
     Hacjass: WTF WTF WTF
     Cryodragon: do you actually know what you have done?
     Hacjass: WhAT THE HELL hAVE YOU DONE TO MY SON
     Doomnukem: time to go through and add annotations.
     Hacjass: HE HAS A NUESS AROUND HIS NECK IM GOING TO FUCKIGN SUE YOU WITH MY NAVY SEAL ANTI BRITISH KICKASSERY
     Cryodragon: you sitting at your computers laughing to each other going, ooh no he didnt really hang himself did he
    » well he fucking did
     Hacjass: Its the internet sir
    » everyone believes it
    » oh wait
    » MY SON IS DEAD HE HANGED HIM SELF WHILE IWAS BUSY REPLYING TO YOUR BRITISH ASS \
     Cryodragon: he is currently being carried out of this very room
    » by paramedics
     Doomnukem: after 10 seconds?
     Hacjass: THAT WAS FAST THE POLICETHE AMBUlANCES
    » SO QUICK
     Doomnukem: must have weak skin
     Hacjass: WAIT
    » WHY DIDNT YOU TRY TO SAVE HIM?
    » IM GOING TO SUE YOU FOR CHILD ABANDONMENT
     Cryodragon: there is a hospital a few roads away
     Hacjass: WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE HIM THERE ASSHOLE
     Cryodragon: he is sitting in a bed right next to me
     Hacjass: Wait
     Doomnukem: that was quick.
     Hacjass: so he hasn't been taken out?
     Cryodragon: he was
    » was
     Hacjass: But hes in a bed next to you?
    » Autism
     Doomnukem: tell him that posting stuff on the internet is a dumb idea
     Cryodragon: you sick sick bastards,
     Hacjass: Use a condom next time sir when you fuck a pig
    » wait
     Cryodragon: I HOPE YOU DIE AN AGONIZING PAINFUL DEATH FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
     Doomnukem: k
     Hacjass: HEY LOOK
     Cryodragon: FUCK YOU
     Hacjass: HE SAID THAT BEFORE
     Doomnukem: kthxbai
     Hacjass: ONE SEC LET ME PULL THAT Up
    » http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/8623185162/in/photostream
    » OH SNAP
    » SO LITTLE JOSHY LIVES
     Cryodragon: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY SONS NAME?
     Hacjass: Hes a autistic little pig fuck
    » and he told me it when he sent me a lot of porn pics of him
     Cryodragon: I WILL END YOU
     Hacjass: Lol
     Cryodragon: I JUST READ THE PASTE BIN ENTRY
     Hacjass: Ill see you in two months when you come by boat
     Doomnukem: oops, shoulda included context
    » one sec
     Cryodragon: FUCK YOU DOOMNUKEM AND HACJASS
     Doomnukem: dammit
    » the chat doesnt go far enough back
    » anyway
     Cryodragon: YOU SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW THAT YOU COULD HAVE KILLED MY SON
     Hacjass: Ah
    » How many kills have your son done in jail break
    » 249
    » how many deaths
    » 584
     Doomnukem: he was posting stuff like "hacked by hitlernet have a nice day" with tons of swastikas
     Hacjass: How many hours played on the server
    » 24.0
     Cryodragon: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS INFORMATION
     Doomnukem: he gave it to us
     Hacjass: He said here have this
     Cryodragon: THE PASTEBIN SAYS NOT
     Hacjass: with a link to porn
     Doomnukem: the pastebin has no context
     Hacjass: Ok ok
     Doomnukem: it's just the rage
     Hacjass: he got it from www.wiremod.com
    » woops wrong site
     Cryodragon: HE COPIED THE TEXT FROM YOUR FIRSTBIT OF CHAT
    » I KNOW EVERYTHING
     Hacjass: www.wiremod.org
    » there we go
    » Hey fag dad
     Cryodragon: THAT IS THE WIREMOD HOMEPAGE FOR GARRYSMOD
     Hacjass: why don't you just look up in your own chat logs
     Doomnukem: GASP
    » he knows what it is
    » confirmed fake'
     Hacjass: oh noes
    » Ep3 announced
     Cryodragon: I HAVE NOW GOT TO GO SEE MY SON IN HOSPITAL
    » GOODBYE
     Hacjass: so hes alive
     Cryodragon: YES
     Hacjass: ok tell him to go suck a dick
     Cryodragon: ONLY JUST
     Hacjass: and that's suprising
     Cryodragon: FUCK YOU
     Doomnukem: wow, you went to the hospital, then left, then are going back all without loggin out!
     Hacjass: You didn't go into the hospital with him
     Doomnukem: nice
    Your message was not sent because you are sending messages too quickly.
     Hacjass: or the medivac
    » A good dad would go with his autistic biracial child
     Cryodragon: YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO WHAT YOU SAID ARE YOU
     Hacjass: I am
     Doomnukem: yawn
     Cryodragon: HE DOES NOT HAVE AUTISM
     Hacjass: and im putting facts together
     Doomnukem: can I go now
     Cryodragon: GO AHEAD
     Hacjass: aw
     Cryodragon: YOU IDIOT
     Doomnukem: after you
     Hacjass: why don't you see your son sir
    » We will be here waiting
    » after I send this to your leader
     Doomnukem: click the red x, then smash your computer
     Cryodragon: MY SON IS NOW SCARRED FOR LIFE BECAUSE OF YOU
    » FUCK YOU, GOODBYE
     Doomnukem: take 3 deep breaths then smash broken son
     Hacjass: Hes scared of us making him hang him self
    » ok logic
    » Hell im going to tell garry this
    » He will just ban your son from garrysmod
     Doomnukem: I think we're the only reason people are still on the stream
     Hacjass: Just wait for the 27 people to read this chat
     Doomnukem: let me find an appropriate picture
     Hacjass: Streck
    » im announcing this to the whole clan
    » using my proxie
    » Ok I think the father finnaly left
     Doomnukem: well I couldn't find a picture
    » so screw it
     Hacjass: but
     Doomnukem: "no fucks given"
     Hacjass: lets hang around just incase
     Doomnukem: he just left
    » I saw his name disappear
     Hacjass: Oh I got one
    » http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/158/701/tumblr_lo1qh68nVL1qzgmxb.gif
     Doomnukem: perfect
     Hacjass: Please make an account at noxnet
    » and post all of this
    Doomnukem: it'd be worth it.
    

    And to think this all started after he was watching Jetboom play HL2DM…

    EDIT:
    TL;DR :
    Kid: Here is my steam profile
    Us: ok lets mess with it
    Kid: OH GOD NO
    <shit happens>
    kid: IM GONNA HANG MYSELF
    <more shit happens>
    <countdown to hanging>
    Kid: this is my dad, you killed my son



  • WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME, I DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO YOU!
    PLEASE DONT BELIEVE THEM THEY ARE CYBER BULLYS



  • I hear hall of fame shame coming!

    Wait you didn’t hang your self?



  • it was an attempt to get them to go away



  • @CryoDragon:

    it was an attempt to get them to go away

    You mean get us to go away



  • @CryoDragon:

    WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME, I DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO YOU!
    PLEASE DONT BELIEVE THEM THEY ARE CYBER BULLYS

    Real question is, why not?



  • please please, why, just leave me alone.


  • Administrators

    Do you seriously expect anyone to read all of that?



  • Too late.

    BYE E E E E

    The best part is toward the middle, skip if you wish.



  • @CryoDragon:

    please please, why, just leave me alone.

    Here are some videos I downloaded before he made his account videos private on youtube.

    http://www.mediafire.com/?r191ezrpqz8rbzm

    http://www.youtube.com/user/cyrodragon99997?feature=watch

    Includes
    A video of my cat house
    A video of my epic gaming rig
    A video of me getting stuck in a swing



  • JUST LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE , FINE I WILL PAY YOU 30 IN STEAM WALLET CASH OK



  • Someone wanna sum this shit up?



  • @CryoDragon:

    JUST LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE , FINE I WILL PAY YOU 30 IN STEAM WALLET CASH OK

    Deals over bud.



  • @Dr.:

    Someone wanna sum this shit up?

    Kid: Here is my steam profile
    Us: ok lets mess with it
    Kid: OH GOD NO
    <shit happens>
    kid: IM GONNA HANG MYSELF
    <more shit happens>
    <countdown to hanging>
    Kid: this is my dad, you killed my son



  • @Dr.:

    Someone wanna sum this shit up?

    -Snip- Op did it before me



  • PLEASE JUST GO AWAY I JUST WANT TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE
    YOU ENJOY FEEDING ON OTHER PEOPLES MISERY DONT YOU



  • Cryo was being dumb throughout the entirety of Jet vs Wigleg, then he posted his steam profile, which was linked to his youtube, which had videos of him on it, which, when seen, made him freak out and pretend to attempt suicide/ imitate his father.

    Cyberbullying is a crime, you know.



  • @CryoDragon:

    PLEASE JUST GO AWAY I JUST WANT TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE
    YOU ENJOY FEEDING ON OTHER PEOPLES MISERY DONT YOU

    Im going to tell you like we told you in the chat.

    Stop posting here and no one will think of you as the “internet weirdo 11 year old kid”.

    Okay they might not when your employers find this thread with your name attached to it.

    -removed personal info-



  • haha Wow nice job 10/10 you guys are so epic!!! Haha!! Nice!  8)  8)  8)


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