Ban Request



  • Your BYOND key: lemonicetea2
    Your IC name: Mr. Bonkers
    Your job: Clown
    The offenders BYOND key (if known): lemonicetea2
    The offenders ingame name: Mr. Bonkers
    The offenders job: Clown
    Date/Time of incident: May 5, sometime around 2 AM
    Your story:
                    Now this is my story all about how
                    My IC life got flipped, turned upside-down
                    And I’d like to make a request to just ban this guy
                    I’ll tell you how I caught the clown killing people as HoS

    In the theater spawned and ready
                    In the station’s main halls where I spent most of my games
                    Pranking people, honking, chucklefucking the crew
                    I was outside engi just beggin’ for tools
                    When a couple a’ chemists who were up to no good
                    Started feeding me some poisoned food
                    I shot one little ion and the sec got scared
                    And said “You’re goin’ up to rot in permabrig with no air”

    I yelled for help when they came near
                  Nametag said “clown” and he had horn in his hand
                  If anything I could say that this guy’s gettin’ banned
                  But he said Naw, Im in charge, yo sec to my lair!

    They pulled me up to the brig, there were seven or eight
                  And I yelled to the captain “Yo, cap. sec is rogue!”
                  They took away my headset said I was going to die
                  Then stripped off all my stuff and spaced me with no air



  • Your BYOND key: lemonicetea2
    Your IC name: Mr. Bonkers
    Your job: Clown
    The offenders BYOND key (if known): lemonicetea2
    The offenders ingame name: Mr. Bonkers
    The offenders job: Clown
    Date/Time of incident: May 5, sometime around 2 AM
    Your story:
                    Now this is my story all about how
                    My IC life got flipped, turned upside-down
                    And I’d like to make a request to just ban this guy
                    I’ll tell you how I caught the clown killing people as HoS

    In the theater spawned and ready
                    In the station’s main halls where I spent most of my games
                    Pranking people, honking, chucklefucking the crew
                    I was outside engi just beggin’ for tools
                    When a couple a’ chemists who were up to no good
                    Started feeding me some poisoned food
                    I shot one little ion and the sec got scared
                    And said “You’re goin’ up to rot in permabrig with no air”

    I yelled for help when they came near
                  Nametag said “clown” and he had horn in his hand
                  If anything I could say that this guy’s gettin’ banned
                  But he said Naw, Im in charge, yo sec to my lair!

    They pulled me up to the brig, there were seven or eight
                  And I yelled to the captain “Yo, cap. sec is rogue!”
                  They took away my headset said I was going to die
                  Then stripped off all my stuff and spaced me with no air



  • ok, this should get points just for being written in that style.



  • I’m mostly confused at the fact that the clown is requesting that he, the clown, get banned because of some sort of lethal killing or shitcurity action that… involved the clown.



  • He’s posting a ban request on some guy called ‘clown’ perhaps?

    Edit: Oh, he filled in his own BYOND id and in-game name and job for the offending players’ ID.


Log in to reply
 

Looks like your connection to NoXiousNet was lost, please wait while we try to reconnect.