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  • I’m requesting that Adam Einhorn be jobbanned from security, since he’s surely a clusterfuck with no idea how due process goes. Same could be said of all security this particular round, though.
    Your BYOND key: G0V3RNM3NT4L
    Your IC name: Reuben Jowers
    Your job: Quartermaster
    The offenders BYOND key (if known): N/A
    The offenders ingame name: Adam Einhorn
    The offenders job: Security
    Date/Time of incident: ~10:10 PM EST.
    Your story: (screenshots and concise chat log snippets can help):

    TL;DR:
    I’m QM, so I do what a good QM does and order stuff. Then I get bored, and the most acute relief of boredom is the procreation of deadly weapons.

    I grab a shotgun, cut it down, and load it with lethal shells. I was FULLY AWARE this was illegal, and I am not mad with my imprisonment. I am mad with my subsidiary treatment by said security.

    Dude chases me for a couple mins, I pull a shotgun to drop it, succeed in dropping it, then get stunned.

    I get stunned between 4-5 times, and he refuses to hear my side of the story.

    I lie about the contents of the shotgun, but he was witty and checked anyways. I was caught in this lie.

    I fully expected a long brig term, or even execution for being a rev. What happened was the guy took it from me, shot me twice, and left me for dead, bucklecuffed to a bed. This type of summary execution is NOT what security is supposed to do. This was complete mistreatment of power.

    And I’m pretty sure that officer lied to his superior about what happened, as the warden eventually dragged me out. At this point I ghost.

    I’m just saying I don’t want this guy being security anymore. He’s a total ass, the definition of SHITcurity.

    Reuben Jowers has been stunned with the the stun baton by Adam Einhorn!
    Reuben Jowers has been stunned with the the stun baton by Adam Einhorn!
    Adam Einhorn is trying to put some handcuffs on Reuben Jowers
    Reuben Jowers has been stunned with the the stun baton by Adam Einhorn!
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “It-t’s-s my-y p-per-rson-nal-l d-def-f-fen-nc-ce w-weap-p-pon-n-n”
    Adam Einhorn is trying to put some handcuffs on Reuben Jowers
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “N-Now-w-w s-s-stop-p harr-ras-ss-sin-ng-g me”
    Adam Einhorn puts the sawn-off shotgun into the security backpack.
    Reuben Jowers has been stunned with the the stun baton by Adam Einhorn!
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “it-t’s-s-s al-l-ll b-bean-nb-bag-g”
    Ron Peeler  [145.9] says, “LING IN CARGO”
    Faith Winters  [145.9] says, “Someone help me please help please please.”
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “T-T-Take a l-load of-f, as-s-ss-s-sh-hat-t-t.”
    Sir. Ozemandea  [145.9] exclaims, " AI open now!"
    Adam Einhorn says, “You ran.”
    Adam Einhorn says, “Could’ve said that before running.”
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “All-lr-r-r-rig-gh-h-ht-t”
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “I h-hav-v-ve a sec-c-cr-ret.”
    Sir. Ozemandea  [145.9] exclaims, " AI!"
    Collin Jowers gasps!
    Reuben Jowers says, “There’s achangeling”
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, “AI open”
    Reuben Jowers says, “I harbored him in cargo”
    You feel a powerful shock course through your body.
    Ron Peeler  [145.9] says, " AI track me"
    LostHope  [145.9] states, “medbay is currently under attack”
    Reuben Jowers says, “so he wouldn’t kill me”
    Ron Peeler  [145.9] says, " AI track me"
    Collin Jowers gasps!
    Ron Peeler  [145.9] says, " AI TRACK ME"
    Adam Einhorn is trying to take off the the sunglasses from Reuben Jowers’s eyes!
    God-Emperor Takara is buckled in to the bed by Sean Isaman!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    Tyrell Jackson  [145.9] stammers, “R-RAP-PE”
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    God-Emperor Takara asks, “bucklecuffing?”
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    God-Emperor Takara asks, “really?”
    Tyrell Jackson  [145.9] stammers, “R-RAC-C-CH-HEL-L W-WAL-LK-KER-R”
    Sean Isaman puts the box into the satchel.
    Sir. Ozemandea  [145.9] exclaims, " Lost hope open this door now!"
    Niko Semenov puts the laser gun into the security satchel.
    God-Emperor Takara says, “tsk tsk”
    Tyrell Jackson  [145.9] stammers, “IS-S-S-S R-RAP-P-PIN-N-N-NG-G-G M-ME”
    Niko Semenov puts the energy gun into the security satchel.
    Sean Isaman says, “Only for a few seconds.”
    LostHope  [145.9] states, “Cultists in the chaplains church”
    Reuben Jowers exclaims, “Takara!”
    Brendan White  [145.9] says, " SEC right they Raped me too."
    Adam Einhorn asks, “You’re kidding, right?”
    Reuben Jowers says, “HNo”
    Reuben Jowers says, “THere’s aling”
    Reuben Jowers says, “In cargo right now”
    Sir. Ozemandea  [145.9] says, " This one two"
    Adam Einhorn is restraining Reuben Jowers, you cannot push past
    Tyrell Jackson  [145.9] stammers, “HEL-L-LP-P”
    Reuben Jowers says, “THat’s for my protection”
    Reuben Jowers says, “All of you will die.”
    Tyrell Jackson  [145.9] stammers, “H-HES-S-S R-RAP-PIN-N-NG-G-G M-ME”
    Adam Einhorn asks, “Beanbag?”
    Reuben Jowers says, “Eh”
    Reuben Jowers says, “Whats the diff”
    Adam Einhorn says, “If these are beanbag, they shouldn’t hurt you.”
    Reuben Jowers says, “some are red, some are green.”
    Adam Einhorn fires the sawn-off shotgun!
    Reuben Jowers is hit by the bullet in the chest!
    Reuben Jowers says, “Wow”
    You feel a powerful shock course through your body.
    Adam Einhorn says, “Guess they aren’t beanbag.”
    Adam Einhorn fires the sawn-off shotgun!
    Reuben Jowers is hit by the bullet in the chest!
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    You query upon the nature of miracles.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    You feel a powerful shock course through your body.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    PM to-Admins: Just got shot twice and bucklecuffed.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    – Administrator private message –
    Admin PM from-DrChef: I’ll check
    Click on the administrator’s name to reply.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    PM to-Admins: I did have an illegal weapon, but he shot me with it.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    PM to-Admins: which is def against rules.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    You query upon the nature of miracles.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    PM to-Admins: I’m also dying pretty quickly.
    You query upon the nature of miracles.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    Priority Announcement

    The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.

    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    You feel a powerful shock course through your body.
    You query upon the nature of miracles.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    Seargent Dickstorm says, “My god”
    Robotic Talk, Security Cyborg-1 queries, “What would you have me do? Ensure everyone arrives safely?”
    OOC is globally muted
    Sir. Ozemandea says, “Next time Wait”
    LostHope  [145.9] states, “Engineering’s atmosphere is now safe. Best to avoid it however as singularity is on the loose”
    Seargent Dickstorm says, “i just gotta wait for the shuttle”
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, “AI I denie your logic”
    Jason Walker says, “BITCH PLEASE”
    Sir. Ozemandea exclaims, “THERE IS A DEAD GUY IN THE CELL!”
    Jason Walker exclaims, “MACHOMAN ES WAITING FOR ME OLE!”
    Robotic Talk, LostHope states, “yes cyborg, make sure the shuttle is clear.”
    Sir. Ozemandea exclaims, “Holy FUCK!”
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, “I fuckign put reinforced walls around the whole damn thign nobody could touch it”
    Serenity Baum  [145.9] says, " its out"
    LostHope  [145.9] states, “Warning, singularity dangerously close to AI core”
    Mike Hawk  [145.9] exclaims, “SLIMES!!!”
    Mike Hawk  [145.9] says, “In med bay”
    Jason Walker says, “MACHOMANNN”
    Jason Walker says, “IM COMING FOR YOU.”
    Sir. Ozemandea says, “Next time dont tresspass”



  • I’m requesting that Adam Einhorn be jobbanned from security, since he’s surely a clusterfuck with no idea how due process goes. Same could be said of all security this particular round, though.
    Your BYOND key: G0V3RNM3NT4L
    Your IC name: Reuben Jowers
    Your job: Quartermaster
    The offenders BYOND key (if known): N/A
    The offenders ingame name: Adam Einhorn
    The offenders job: Security
    Date/Time of incident: ~10:10 PM EST.
    Your story: (screenshots and concise chat log snippets can help):

    TL;DR:
    I’m QM, so I do what a good QM does and order stuff. Then I get bored, and the most acute relief of boredom is the procreation of deadly weapons.

    I grab a shotgun, cut it down, and load it with lethal shells. I was FULLY AWARE this was illegal, and I am not mad with my imprisonment. I am mad with my subsidiary treatment by said security.

    Dude chases me for a couple mins, I pull a shotgun to drop it, succeed in dropping it, then get stunned.

    I get stunned between 4-5 times, and he refuses to hear my side of the story.

    I lie about the contents of the shotgun, but he was witty and checked anyways. I was caught in this lie.

    I fully expected a long brig term, or even execution for being a rev. What happened was the guy took it from me, shot me twice, and left me for dead, bucklecuffed to a bed. This type of summary execution is NOT what security is supposed to do. This was complete mistreatment of power.

    And I’m pretty sure that officer lied to his superior about what happened, as the warden eventually dragged me out. At this point I ghost.

    I’m just saying I don’t want this guy being security anymore. He’s a total ass, the definition of SHITcurity.

    Reuben Jowers has been stunned with the the stun baton by Adam Einhorn!
    Reuben Jowers has been stunned with the the stun baton by Adam Einhorn!
    Adam Einhorn is trying to put some handcuffs on Reuben Jowers
    Reuben Jowers has been stunned with the the stun baton by Adam Einhorn!
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “It-t’s-s my-y p-per-rson-nal-l d-def-f-fen-nc-ce w-weap-p-pon-n-n”
    Adam Einhorn is trying to put some handcuffs on Reuben Jowers
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “N-Now-w-w s-s-stop-p harr-ras-ss-sin-ng-g me”
    Adam Einhorn puts the sawn-off shotgun into the security backpack.
    Reuben Jowers has been stunned with the the stun baton by Adam Einhorn!
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “it-t’s-s-s al-l-ll b-bean-nb-bag-g”
    Ron Peeler  [145.9] says, “LING IN CARGO”
    Faith Winters  [145.9] says, “Someone help me please help please please.”
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “T-T-Take a l-load of-f, as-s-ss-s-sh-hat-t-t.”
    Sir. Ozemandea  [145.9] exclaims, " AI open now!"
    Adam Einhorn says, “You ran.”
    Adam Einhorn says, “Could’ve said that before running.”
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “All-lr-r-r-rig-gh-h-ht-t”
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “I h-hav-v-ve a sec-c-cr-ret.”
    Sir. Ozemandea  [145.9] exclaims, " AI!"
    Collin Jowers gasps!
    Reuben Jowers says, “There’s achangeling”
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, “AI open”
    Reuben Jowers says, “I harbored him in cargo”
    You feel a powerful shock course through your body.
    Ron Peeler  [145.9] says, " AI track me"
    LostHope  [145.9] states, “medbay is currently under attack”
    Reuben Jowers says, “so he wouldn’t kill me”
    Ron Peeler  [145.9] says, " AI track me"
    Collin Jowers gasps!
    Ron Peeler  [145.9] says, " AI TRACK ME"
    Adam Einhorn is trying to take off the the sunglasses from Reuben Jowers’s eyes!
    God-Emperor Takara is buckled in to the bed by Sean Isaman!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    Tyrell Jackson  [145.9] stammers, “R-RAP-PE”
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    God-Emperor Takara asks, “bucklecuffing?”
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    You’re restrained! You can’t move!
    God-Emperor Takara asks, “really?”
    Tyrell Jackson  [145.9] stammers, “R-RAC-C-CH-HEL-L W-WAL-LK-KER-R”
    Sean Isaman puts the box into the satchel.
    Sir. Ozemandea  [145.9] exclaims, " Lost hope open this door now!"
    Niko Semenov puts the laser gun into the security satchel.
    God-Emperor Takara says, “tsk tsk”
    Tyrell Jackson  [145.9] stammers, “IS-S-S-S R-RAP-P-PIN-N-N-NG-G-G M-ME”
    Niko Semenov puts the energy gun into the security satchel.
    Sean Isaman says, “Only for a few seconds.”
    LostHope  [145.9] states, “Cultists in the chaplains church”
    Reuben Jowers exclaims, “Takara!”
    Brendan White  [145.9] says, " SEC right they Raped me too."
    Adam Einhorn asks, “You’re kidding, right?”
    Reuben Jowers says, “HNo”
    Reuben Jowers says, “THere’s aling”
    Reuben Jowers says, “In cargo right now”
    Sir. Ozemandea  [145.9] says, " This one two"
    Adam Einhorn is restraining Reuben Jowers, you cannot push past
    Tyrell Jackson  [145.9] stammers, “HEL-L-LP-P”
    Reuben Jowers says, “THat’s for my protection”
    Reuben Jowers says, “All of you will die.”
    Tyrell Jackson  [145.9] stammers, “H-HES-S-S R-RAP-PIN-N-NG-G-G M-ME”
    Adam Einhorn asks, “Beanbag?”
    Reuben Jowers says, “Eh”
    Reuben Jowers says, “Whats the diff”
    Adam Einhorn says, “If these are beanbag, they shouldn’t hurt you.”
    Reuben Jowers says, “some are red, some are green.”
    Adam Einhorn fires the sawn-off shotgun!
    Reuben Jowers is hit by the bullet in the chest!
    Reuben Jowers says, “Wow”
    You feel a powerful shock course through your body.
    Adam Einhorn says, “Guess they aren’t beanbag.”
    Adam Einhorn fires the sawn-off shotgun!
    Reuben Jowers is hit by the bullet in the chest!
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    You query upon the nature of miracles.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    You feel a powerful shock course through your body.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    PM to-Admins: Just got shot twice and bucklecuffed.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    – Administrator private message –
    Admin PM from-DrChef: I’ll check
    Click on the administrator’s name to reply.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    PM to-Admins: I did have an illegal weapon, but he shot me with it.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    PM to-Admins: which is def against rules.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    You query upon the nature of miracles.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    PM to-Admins: I’m also dying pretty quickly.
    You query upon the nature of miracles.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    Priority Announcement

    The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.

    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    You feel a powerful shock course through your body.
    You query upon the nature of miracles.
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    … You can almost hear someone talking …
    Seargent Dickstorm says, “My god”
    Robotic Talk, Security Cyborg-1 queries, “What would you have me do? Ensure everyone arrives safely?”
    OOC is globally muted
    Sir. Ozemandea says, “Next time Wait”
    LostHope  [145.9] states, “Engineering’s atmosphere is now safe. Best to avoid it however as singularity is on the loose”
    Seargent Dickstorm says, “i just gotta wait for the shuttle”
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, “AI I denie your logic”
    Jason Walker says, “BITCH PLEASE”
    Sir. Ozemandea exclaims, “THERE IS A DEAD GUY IN THE CELL!”
    Jason Walker exclaims, “MACHOMAN ES WAITING FOR ME OLE!”
    Robotic Talk, LostHope states, “yes cyborg, make sure the shuttle is clear.”
    Sir. Ozemandea exclaims, “Holy FUCK!”
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, “I fuckign put reinforced walls around the whole damn thign nobody could touch it”
    Serenity Baum  [145.9] says, " its out"
    LostHope  [145.9] states, “Warning, singularity dangerously close to AI core”
    Mike Hawk  [145.9] exclaims, “SLIMES!!!”
    Mike Hawk  [145.9] says, “In med bay”
    Jason Walker says, “MACHOMANNN”
    Jason Walker says, “IM COMING FOR YOU.”
    Sir. Ozemandea says, “Next time dont tresspass”



  • or even execution for being a rev

    Where you an antagonist?



  • No, I wasn’t an antag. I thought they might assume I was an antag, but I was not one.


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