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Punishment Request



  • Your BYOND key: G0V3RNM3NT4L
    Your IC name: Reuben Jowers
    Your job: Roboticist
    The offenders BYOND key (if known): Not Known
    The offenders ingame name: Ted Smith
    The offenders job: Security Officer
    Date/Time of incident: 9:40 PM EST, 2/21/2013
    Your story: (screenshots and concise chat log snippets can help)

    TL;DR, Shitcurity keeps me from saving lives and is ageneral douche.

    Rushes into robotics, opens a security closet and finds a dead body.

    I grab the dead body and start to drag it into robotics to borg.

    Smith hits me, steals my shit.

    Arrests me for nothing.

    Then steals my firesuit to survive the plasma and fire.

    Then my gas mask.

    Continues to abuse me.

    Leaves, comes back and does it all again.

    Reuben Jowers asks, “Do you know how to play borg?”
    Levi Anderson queries, “from teh fabricator?”
    Levi Anderson states, “the*”
    Levi Anderson states, “abit not to much”
    Reuben Jowers says, “no”
    Reuben Jowers says, “click the little monitor thing”
    TheBro  [145.9] states, “Telecomms have been bombed by syndicates”
    Reuben Jowers says, “next to the thing with three bullet points”
    TheBro  [145.9] states, “Now opening the armory for all crew to join the fight”
    Reuben Jowers says, “and choose security”
    Medical Cyborg-33  [145.9] states, " all humans out of medbay due plasma leak"
    Reuben Jowers says, “click the bulleted list”
    Reuben Jowers says, “to give yourself modules”
    Gambeno Leader  [145.9] states, " I am currently disabling the toxic part of atmos."
    Reuben Jowers says, “i suggest taser gun, handcuffs, and Security hud”
    Penelope Stough  [145.9] says, “RUN MEN RUN”
    Levi Anderson states, “got em”
    –-------
    This is  Reuben Jowers!
    He is wearing  a roboticist’s jumpsuit.
    He is wearing  a welding helmet on his head.
    He is wearing  a labcoat.
    He has  a satchel on his back.
    He has  some black gloves on his hands.
    He has  a tool-belt about his waist.
    He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
    He has  a science radio headset on his ears.
    He is wearing  PDA-Reuben Jowers (Roboticist).
    He has minor burns.
    ---------
    Harper Dawkins  [145.9] says, “Well, now we have two captains to protect the disk. How swell.”
    Reuben Jowers says, “wtf”
    TheBro  [145.9] states, “Not exactly”
    Ty Steele  [145.9] exclaims, “here to piss you off!”
    –-------
    This is  Tyler Harvey!
    He is wearing  a security officer’s jumpsuit with  a science guard armband.
    He is wearing  a helmet on his head.
    He is wearing  an armor.
    He has  a security backpack on his back.
    He is  handcuffed!
    He has  a security belt about his waist.
    He is wearing  some jackboots on his feet.
    He is wearing  PDA-Tyler Harvey (Security Officer).
    He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life…
    ---------
    TheBro  [145.9] states, “Hugo Swarner has signed up as Assistant.”
    Reuben Jowers is trying to take off PDA-Tyler Harvey (Security Officer) from Tyler Harvey’s uniform!
    TheBro  [145.9] declares, “CAPTAINS GO TO MY CORE THERE IS SYNDICATES!”
    Colby Osterweis  [145.9] says, “I just space burial’d a guy who fucking started the fire.”
    You remove the ID from the PDA-Tyler Harvey (Security Officer).
    Reuben Jowers says, “AI LET ME IN”
    Linden Winton puts the oxygen tank into the satchel.
    Reuben Jowers says, “THIS GUY NEEDS BORGED”
    Reuben Jowers says, “security”
    Reuben Jowers says, “give me that crowbar”
    Ted Smith says, “i didnt kill him he was in the locker when i got here”
    Reuben Jowers says, “I KNOW”
    Reuben Jowers says, “I GOTTA BORG HIM”
    Ted Smith says, “ok”
    Reuben Jowers says, “I NEED THE CROWBAR”
    Ted Smith has grabbed Tyler Harvey passively!
    Reuben Jowers says, “TO OPEN THE FIRELOCK”
    Reuben Jowers attempted to disarm Ted Smith!
    Reuben Jowers says, “ROBOTICS IS RIGHT THER”
    Reuben Jowers says, “YOU IDIOT”
    Reuben Jowers has pushed Ted Smith!
    TheBro  [145.9] states, “Aubrie Dryfus has signed up as Assistant.”
    Reuben Jowers attempted to disarm Ted Smith!
    Reuben Jowers attempted to disarm Ted Smith!
    Reuben Jowers has been stunned with the the stun baton by Ted Smith!
    Reuben Jowers has been stunned with the the stun baton by Ted Smith!
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “DUD-DE”
    Ted Smith puts the stun baton into the security satchel.
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “Y-YOU H-H-HAV-V-VE TO LET-T-T M-ME IN-N-NT-TO R-R-ROBOT-TIC-C-C-CS”
    Ted Smith is trying to put some handcuffs on Reuben Jowers
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “I"M-M Y-YOUR-R F-FRIEND-D-D H-H-HER-R-RE”
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “F-F-FUC-C-C-CK-KING-G IIOT-T”
    Ted Smith says, “dont push me”
    You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 40 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Reuben Jowers attempts to remove the handcuffs!
    Priority Announcement

    The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.

    SORRY IT’S LONG. LOTS OF THINGS HAPPENED.



  • Your BYOND key: G0V3RNM3NT4L
    Your IC name: Reuben Jowers
    Your job: Roboticist
    The offenders BYOND key (if known): Not Known
    The offenders ingame name: Ted Smith
    The offenders job: Security Officer
    Date/Time of incident: 9:40 PM EST, 2/21/2013
    Your story: (screenshots and concise chat log snippets can help)

    TL;DR, Shitcurity keeps me from saving lives and is ageneral douche.

    Rushes into robotics, opens a security closet and finds a dead body.

    I grab the dead body and start to drag it into robotics to borg.

    Smith hits me, steals my shit.

    Arrests me for nothing.

    Then steals my firesuit to survive the plasma and fire.

    Then my gas mask.

    Continues to abuse me.

    Leaves, comes back and does it all again.

    Reuben Jowers asks, “Do you know how to play borg?”
    Levi Anderson queries, “from teh fabricator?”
    Levi Anderson states, “the*”
    Levi Anderson states, “abit not to much”
    Reuben Jowers says, “no”
    Reuben Jowers says, “click the little monitor thing”
    TheBro  [145.9] states, “Telecomms have been bombed by syndicates”
    Reuben Jowers says, “next to the thing with three bullet points”
    TheBro  [145.9] states, “Now opening the armory for all crew to join the fight”
    Reuben Jowers says, “and choose security”
    Medical Cyborg-33  [145.9] states, " all humans out of medbay due plasma leak"
    Reuben Jowers says, “click the bulleted list”
    Reuben Jowers says, “to give yourself modules”
    Gambeno Leader  [145.9] states, " I am currently disabling the toxic part of atmos."
    Reuben Jowers says, “i suggest taser gun, handcuffs, and Security hud”
    Penelope Stough  [145.9] says, “RUN MEN RUN”
    Levi Anderson states, “got em”
    –-------
    This is  Reuben Jowers!
    He is wearing  a roboticist’s jumpsuit.
    He is wearing  a welding helmet on his head.
    He is wearing  a labcoat.
    He has  a satchel on his back.
    He has  some black gloves on his hands.
    He has  a tool-belt about his waist.
    He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
    He has  a science radio headset on his ears.
    He is wearing  PDA-Reuben Jowers (Roboticist).
    He has minor burns.
    ---------
    Harper Dawkins  [145.9] says, “Well, now we have two captains to protect the disk. How swell.”
    Reuben Jowers says, “wtf”
    TheBro  [145.9] states, “Not exactly”
    Ty Steele  [145.9] exclaims, “here to piss you off!”
    –-------
    This is  Tyler Harvey!
    He is wearing  a security officer’s jumpsuit with  a science guard armband.
    He is wearing  a helmet on his head.
    He is wearing  an armor.
    He has  a security backpack on his back.
    He is  handcuffed!
    He has  a security belt about his waist.
    He is wearing  some jackboots on his feet.
    He is wearing  PDA-Tyler Harvey (Security Officer).
    He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life…
    ---------
    TheBro  [145.9] states, “Hugo Swarner has signed up as Assistant.”
    Reuben Jowers is trying to take off PDA-Tyler Harvey (Security Officer) from Tyler Harvey’s uniform!
    TheBro  [145.9] declares, “CAPTAINS GO TO MY CORE THERE IS SYNDICATES!”
    Colby Osterweis  [145.9] says, “I just space burial’d a guy who fucking started the fire.”
    You remove the ID from the PDA-Tyler Harvey (Security Officer).
    Reuben Jowers says, “AI LET ME IN”
    Linden Winton puts the oxygen tank into the satchel.
    Reuben Jowers says, “THIS GUY NEEDS BORGED”
    Reuben Jowers says, “security”
    Reuben Jowers says, “give me that crowbar”
    Ted Smith says, “i didnt kill him he was in the locker when i got here”
    Reuben Jowers says, “I KNOW”
    Reuben Jowers says, “I GOTTA BORG HIM”
    Ted Smith says, “ok”
    Reuben Jowers says, “I NEED THE CROWBAR”
    Ted Smith has grabbed Tyler Harvey passively!
    Reuben Jowers says, “TO OPEN THE FIRELOCK”
    Reuben Jowers attempted to disarm Ted Smith!
    Reuben Jowers says, “ROBOTICS IS RIGHT THER”
    Reuben Jowers says, “YOU IDIOT”
    Reuben Jowers has pushed Ted Smith!
    TheBro  [145.9] states, “Aubrie Dryfus has signed up as Assistant.”
    Reuben Jowers attempted to disarm Ted Smith!
    Reuben Jowers attempted to disarm Ted Smith!
    Reuben Jowers has been stunned with the the stun baton by Ted Smith!
    Reuben Jowers has been stunned with the the stun baton by Ted Smith!
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “DUD-DE”
    Ted Smith puts the stun baton into the security satchel.
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “Y-YOU H-H-HAV-V-VE TO LET-T-T M-ME IN-N-NT-TO R-R-ROBOT-TIC-C-C-CS”
    Ted Smith is trying to put some handcuffs on Reuben Jowers
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “I"M-M Y-YOUR-R F-FRIEND-D-D H-H-HER-R-RE”
    Reuben Jowers stammers, “F-F-FUC-C-C-CK-KING-G IIOT-T”
    Ted Smith says, “dont push me”
    You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 40 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Reuben Jowers attempts to remove the handcuffs!
    Priority Announcement

    The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.

    SORRY IT’S LONG. LOTS OF THINGS HAPPENED.



  • That’s the funniest log I’ve read in a while. “dont push me”

    Anyway by your own log all I see is that he was literally doing nothing for a couple seconds and you were freaking out and trying to shove him and obviously take stuff from him soooo

    He even said “ok” but you still went ragey



  • It seems like you were trying to steal shit from him, first. If it ain’t yours, don’t take it.


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