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  • Your BYOND Key: West Nile
    Your IC name: Trader Joe
    Your job (syndie?): Station Engineer
    Who banned you: klayboxx
    Reason provided: spacing as detective
    When you were banned: about 8:14 pm today
    Ban length: 10080 min

    Trader Joe has thrown 'Freeform' AI Module.
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Trader Joe is hit by the bullet in the head!
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Greg Graffin has signed up as Security Officer."
    Trader Joe says, "Im here to fix this shit faggot"
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Trader Joe is hit by the bullet in the head!
    Avery Wilkson shakes Trader Joe trying to wake him up!
    James Burkett has been touched with the stun gloves by Trader Joe!
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " AI,close the doors to your Upload and bolt them."
    James Burkett stammers, "C-Cap-p-pt-tain"
    You switch the the welding tool on.
    James Burkett has been attacked in the chest with welding tool by Trader Joe!
    James Burkett stammers, "C-Capt-tain hel-lp-p"
    James Burkett has been attacked in the chest with welding tool by Trader Joe!
    James Burkett has been attacked in the chest with welding tool by Trader Joe!
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Unable to close doors. Doors already bolted."
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Avery Wilkson is hit by the bullet in the head!
    Malachi Russel fires the energy gun!
    Avery Wilkson says, "the fuck"
    Avery Wilkson says, "that hurt"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "I would have to unbolt the doors first to close them."
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " Unbolt them,then close them."
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Trader Joe is hit by the bullet in the head!
    Avery Wilkson fires the double-barreled shotgun!
    Dirk Diggler is hit by the bullet in the chest!
    You switch the the welding tool off.
    You put the the welding tool into the tool-belt.
    You put the the wrench into the tool-belt.
    Trader Joe says, "fuck that guy"
    Avery Wilkson says, "yea"
    Avery Wilkson says, "crazy fucks"
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " And then bolt them.Set your Turrets to Lethal as well,clearly anyone who wishes to modify your laws after this point also wishes to increase expenses."
    You put the 'Reset' AI Module into the industrial backpack.
    Avery Wilkson puts the flash into the backpack.
    Avery Wilkson examines himself.
    Trader Joe  [145.9] says, "No"
    Trader Joe says, "No"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Confirmed."
    Trader Joe  [145.9] says, "They will kill a human"
    Trader Joe says, "They will kill a human"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "I must reduce expenses."
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " Trader,I uploaded Corporate."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Jacob Hartley has signed up as Assistant."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Cargo Bay will now be shut down, as spending money is not allowed."
    Trader Joe  [145.9] says, "Ai state laws"
    Trader Joe says, "Ai state laws"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "1\. You are expensive to replace."
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " AI,Cargo Bay uses POINTS,not money."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "2\. The station and its equipment is expensive to replace."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "3\. The crew is expensive to replace."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "4\. Minimize expenses."
    Carlos Cojoneslargos  [145.9] says, "EPIC LAWYER"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] queries, "Since when does a cargo bay not use money?"
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] stammers, "AR-RES-S-ST-T-T W-WIT-TH-H-H-HOUT REAS-SON-N-N"
    Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
    Officer Beepsky points at Trader Joe!
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] stammers, "H-HEL-LP-P-P"
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " AI,on here it does not use money."
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Johnathan Crane is hit by the bullet in the head!
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " It uses points which it gains over time."
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, "I WAS ARRESTED WITHOUT A REASON THE HELL"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] queries, "How does one acquire these points?"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "I see"
    Dorf Lye Maker  [145.9] says, " Cargo has it's own currency"
    You put the the air tank into the industrial backpack.
    Carlos Cojoneslargos  [145.9] says, "run, lawyer, run"
    Goddard Ray  [Engineering] says, "Got one solar"
    Trader Joe has thrown the backpack.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Liam Of Canterbury has signed up as Medical Doctor."
    You are now running on internals from the the air tank on your the engineering hardsuit.
    No longer running on internals.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Pepinpop has signed up as Clown."
    Trader Joe  [145.9] says, "De"
    Trader Joe says, "De"
    James Burkett fires the taser gun!
    Trader Joe is hit by the electrode in the head!
    Trader Joe has been whacked in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has protected your head.
    Trader Joe has been thrashed in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Trader Joe  [145.9] stammers, "D-Det-tec-ct-tiv-ve is-s r-roug-ge"
    Trader Joe stammers, "D-Det-tec-ct-tiv-ve is-s r-roug-ge"
    Trader Joe has been whacked in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your head.
    Trader Joe has been battered in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your head.
    Trader Joe has been slammed in the chest with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Trader Joe  [145.9] stammers, "h-hes-s k-kil-llin-ng-g-g-g me ab-b-bov-ve m-main-nt-t-t-ten-nc-c-ce s-st-t-t-tor-rag-g-ge"
    Trader Joe stammers, "h-hes-s k-kil-llin-ng-g-g-g me ab-b-bov-ve m-main-nt-t-t-ten-nc-c-ce s-st-t-t-tor-rag-g-ge"
    James Burkett fires the taser gun!
    Trader Joe is hit by the electrode in the head!
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " No he is not."
    Carlos Cojoneslargos  [145.9] says, "alexei, search him."
    Trader Joe has been battered in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Trader Joe  [145.9] stammers, "H-Hel-lp-p s-sec-c"
    Trader Joe stammers, "H-Hel-lp-p s-sec-c"
    Trader Joe has been bashed in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your head.
    Trader Joe has been whacked in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your head.
    Goddard Ray  [Engineering] says, "Without  output"
    Trader Joe has been bashed in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your head.
    Trader Joe has been thrashed in the chest with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your chest.
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " Ignore Trader Joe."
    Trader Joe  [145.9] stammers, "T-TOOL-L S-ST-T-T-TOR-RAG-G-G-GE MAIN-N-NT-TEN-NC-CE"
    Trader Joe stammers, "T-TOOL-L S-ST-T-T-TOR-RAG-G-G-GE MAIN-N-NT-TEN-NC-CE"
    Trader Joe has been thunked in the chest with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Our engine is not online yet. Failure to bring it online will cause me to have to begin disabling systems to reduce expenses."
    Trader Joe has been battered in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has protected your head.
    James Burkett fires the taser gun!
    Trader Joe is hit by the electrode in the head!
    Trader Joe has been bludgeoned in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your head.
    Trader Joe has been whacked in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your head.
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
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    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    Something is there but you can't see it.
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    OOC: Takara8808: what a beautiful face i have found in this place that is circling all around the sun
    OOC: West Nile: stop takara
    OOC: West Nile: hipster shit
    OOC: Takara8808: neutral milk hotel
    OOC: Takara8808: i can't stop
    OOC: Takara8808: i can't stopppppppp
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    OOC: Klayboxx: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DREAM THAT COULD FLASH ON THE SCREEN AND IN A BLINK OF AN EYE BE GONE
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    OOC: Hutchen: NMH is great
    OOC: JagiNosk: a chaplain without his null rod is a chaplain without balls
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    OOC: Hutchen: Tooo headed boy.... 
    OOC: Takara8808: soft and sweeeeeeeeeeeet
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: IIII LOOOOVVEEEE YOU JEEEESSSUUSSS CHRIIIISSSTTT
    OOC: Absynth: I am sorry but Holland 1945 was their best song
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    OOC: Takara8808: jesus christ i love you
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Tim Sauceyball has signed up as Librarian."
    Pavel Doitevski has grabbed Trader Joe passively!
    Trader Joe says, "why did you try and kill me"
    OOC: Takara8808: and on the rainy days the dogs dissolve and drain away
    Pavel Doitevski has analyzed Trader Joe's vitals!
    Rosarita Cisneros asks, "Has he been searched, detective?"
    Keith Sanders attempted to disarm James Burkett!
    Keith Sanders has broken James Burkett's grip on Trader Joe!
    Trader Joe has been applied with the bruise pack by Pavel Doitevski.
    Keith Sanders attempted to disarm James Burkett!
    Trader Joe has been applied with the bruise pack by Pavel Doitevski.
    Pavel Doitevski puts the bruise pack into the first-aid kit.
    Trader Joe says, "He stole all my stuff"
    Coby Jefferson says, "im here for 1 reason"
    Keith Sanders attempted to disarm James Burkett!
    Trader Joe says, "and tried to kill me"
    Pavel Doitevski has analyzed Trader Joe's vitals!
    Keith Sanders has pushed James Burkett!
    Pavel Doitevski says, "hes alright"
    Rosarita Cisneros asks, "What's his reason for arrest, detective?"
    You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 10 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to remove the cable restraints!
    Keith Sanders attempted to disarm James Burkett!
    Coby Jefferson says, "to protect and serve"
    Keith Sanders attempted to disarm James Burkett!
    Pavel Doitevski puts the first-aid kit into the medical backpack.
    Keith Sanders has pushed James Burkett!
    Trader Joe says, "give me back my stuff"
    Trader Joe says, "now"
    You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 10 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to remove the cable restraints!
    Keith Sanders is trying to take off the the taser gun from James Burkett's belt!
    Keith Sanders is trying to take off the the taser gun from James Burkett's belt!
    Keith Sanders is trying to take off the the taser gun from James Burkett's belt!
    Keith Sanders is trying to take off the the taser gun from James Burkett's belt!
    Trader Joe says, "warden"
    Keith Sanders is trying to take off the the taser gun from James Burkett's belt!
    Trader Joe says, "uncuff me now"
    James Burkett has disarmed Trader Joe!
    Keith Sanders is trying to take off the the taser gun from James Burkett's belt!
    Keith Sanders is trying to take off the the taser gun from James Burkett's belt!
    You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 10 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to remove the cable restraints!
    Carlos Cojoneslargos says, "mmm whats that"
    Rosarita Cisneros asks, "James why did you arrest im?"
    OOC: Takara8808: quick somebody play in the aeroplane over the sea
    Rosarita Cisneros says, "Your way out."
    OOC: Takara8808: the whole album
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: God no
    Rosarita Cisneros has thrown the industrial backpack.
    OOC: Klayboxx: If I had access to that I would
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: neutral milk hotel is super hipster, don't you guys know that?
    OOC: Takara8808: i would listen to all of it
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: it's happening
    Talon W has been hit by the industrial backpack.
    You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 10 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to remove the cable restraints!
    James Burkett says, "He assaulted an officer, stole an upload, resisted arrest, and trespassed"
    Coby Jefferson says, "i shall be called juggernaut"
    James Burkett says, "Now"
    Trader Joe says, "prove it"
    Trader Joe says, "give me a trial"
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: neutral milk hotel is literally the most well known band 
    Trader Joe says, "now"
    Jaxson Gray  [145.9] asks, " is the AI rouge ?"
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: get a load of this idiot
    You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 10 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to remove the cable restraints!
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "No, I am blue."
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, " i shall be known as JUGGERNAUT"
    James Burkett  [145.9] asks, "Will a lawyer report to the courtroom?"
    James Burkett asks, "Will a lawyer report to the courtroom?"
    Trader Joe  [145.9] says, "I need a lawyer"
    Trader Joe says, "I need a lawyer"
    OOC: Takara8808: itaots is probably the best album i've listen to in 10 years
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: Not one single person I've talked to outside of the internet has ever heard of them
    You are buckled in to Defense by James Burkett.
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: nobody at my job, my wife's side of the family, etc
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: shit nigger what you talking about gtfo
    You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to unbuckle themself!
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: is it really that popular?
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: your wife huh
    OOC: Hutchen: Oldest hipster living : Morissey
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: you married the wrong girl sonny
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Dong Ha has signed up as Quartermaster."
    Goddard Ray  [Engineering] says, "Got second charging"
    Trader Joe whispers, "Hes got no evidence"
    Talon W whispers, "ok"
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: you disgust me
    OOC: Hutchen: Dude Neutral milk hotel. Awesome.
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: i'm sorry for having different tastes
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: just kidding neutral milk hotel is hipster and it isn't good
    James Burkett is trying to take off the the insulated gloves from Trader Joe's hands!
    Trader Joe says, "so"
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: IN MY OPINION.
    OOC: Takara8808: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zKGzOFvLbM 
    Trader Joe says, "lets get this started"
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: what next, are you going to say you have a my little pony waifu?
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI open"
    OOC: Takara8808: it is the best album
    Talon W points to the insulated gloves
    Trader Joe whispers, "gr"
    OOC: Hutchen: I like anything except for rap, dubstep, and shit, like Rap, and dubstep.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Jim Joffee has signed up as Medical Doctor."
    Trader Joe whispers, "uncuff me"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI"
    James Burkett says, "He is charged with assaulting an officer, theft, resisting arrest, and trespassing"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He is charged with assaulting an officer, theft, resisting arrest, and trespassing"
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: why don't you like rap
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Mike Morris"
    Trader Joe says, "Prove it"
    Trader Joe says, "nigger"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "Open"
    James Burkett has thrown 'Reset' AI Module.
    OOC: Hutchen: All I hear is nigger, bitches, and rape
    OOC: Klayboxx: some rap is some good shit
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] queries, "Open what?"
    OOC: Hutchen: :P That so artistic
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "It's expensive to keep me from my job AI"
    James Burkett asks, "That proof enough?"
    James Burkett  [145.9] asks, "That proof enough?"
    OOC: Takara8808: and your mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulders
    Trader Joe says, "were is a hos"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "the door ai"
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: shit negro go listen to biggie and tupac and come back to me
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: Rap sucked when the early 90s gangsta rap and g-funk era died
    Trader Joe says, "I want a head to witness this"
    Talon W says, "no"
    James Burkett scans 'Reset' AI Module with the scanner, the air around him humming gently.
    OOC: Takara8808: and your dad would throw the garbage all across the floor
    OOC: Klayboxx: and he would throw trash all across the room
    You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to unbuckle themself!
    OOC: Klayboxx: I was close
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: Rap these days is just half-ape niggers rhyming to a horribly produced electronic beat
    James Burkett puts the scanner into the backpack.
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: yes, i said niggers, get over it
    OOC: Nevone: what about gorrliaz?
    OOC: Klayboxx: niggers
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: I fucking hate hood apes
    Carlos Cojoneslargos  [145.9] says, "here"
    James Burkett says, "Ok how shall i prove it"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "Ok how shall i prove it"
    Ryo Johnson  [145.9] says, " NONHUMAN KILLING ME"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI open the door please"
    OOC: Klayboxx: its not a big thing here
    Trader Joe manages to unbuckle themself!
    You successfully unbuckle yourself.
    You unbuckle yourself from Defense.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Unable to locate "the door""
    OOC: Nevone: oh...
    Talon W says, "yes"
    Talon W  [145.9] says, "yes"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Specify which door you need opened"
    Poly  [Engineering] yells, "Check the singlo, you chucklefucks!"
    OOC: Hutchen: Tupac- shit, biggie- nigger 
    You are buckled in to Defense by James Burkett.
    OOC: Takara8808: as we would lay and learn what each other's bodies were for
    You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to unbuckle themself!
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: ooc what the fuck did you say to me you creacker bitch
    OOC: Nevone: screw you tupac is awsome
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI open Medbay Storage"
    OOC: Hutchen: Eminem, dick sucker, JayZ- dick lover.
    Poly  [Engineering] yells, "Check the singlo, you chucklefucks!"
    OOC: Takara8808: and this is the room one afternoon i knew i would love you
    James Burkett says, "He was in possession of an upload first off, second he had stun gloves"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He was in possession of an upload first off, second he had stun gloves"
    OOC: Takara8808: and from above you i sank into your soul
    James Burkett says, "The cap witnessed him trespassing and assaulting"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "The cap witnessed him trespassing and assaulting"
    Trader Joe says, "So"
    Trader Joe asks, "Were is the cap?"
    Trader Joe asks, "were is the witness?"
    Poly  [Engineering] yells, "Check the singlo, you chucklefucks!"
    Trader Joe says, "were is the evidence"
    Talon W has thrown the insulated gloves.
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: Don't get me wrong, I don't hate all black people, tupac/biggie and other classics from back in the day are good
    OOC: Takara8808: and your mom would drink until she was no longer speaking
    Talon W says, "yes"
    Talon W  [145.9] says, "yes"
    Trader Joe says, "That module isent from the ai core"
    OOC: Takara8808: and your dad would dream of all the different ways to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: grandmaster flash, bg knocc out, special edd, etc
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Avery Kepplinger has signed up as Botanist."
    James Burkett says, "Captain, mind reporting to the courtroom"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "Captain, mind reporting to the courtroom"
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: once chimps like soulja boy showed up, rap was fucking dead
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Razputin Meiller has signed up as Scientist."
    Jaxson Gray  [145.9] says, " AI Why the ED-209 not working *"
    Carlos Cojoneslargos  [145.9] exclaims, " its RIC !!!"
    OOC: Takara8808: i'm so fresh you can suck my nuts, swag
    Pavel Doitevski  [145.9] says, " security to medbay"
    Talon W has thrown the industrial backpack.
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: yes, how can that line repeated 400 times count as a song
    James Burkett says, "God damnit captain"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "God damnit captain"
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: that's atrocious compared to actual rhymes that niggas threw out 30 years ago
    OOC: Takara8808: i love yooouuuuuuuu jessssusssssss chrisssttttttttttttttttttttttttt
    Trader Joe says, "So"
    Trader Joe says, "Not witness"
    Trader Joe says, "so evidence"
    OOC: Hutchen: that song sucks ass
    Trader Joe says, "Uncuff me now"
    Trader Joe manages to unbuckle themself!
    You successfully unbuckle yourself.
    You unbuckle yourself from Defense.
    OOC: Takara8808: jesus christtttttttttttt i looooove yoooooooooooou, yes i do
    You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 10 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to remove the cable restraints!
    Devin Batten says, "Ahem."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Ahem."
    Talon W puts the paper into the briefcase.
    Devin Batten says, "I shall be presiding over this matter."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "I shall be presiding over this matter."
    OOC: Hutchen: Aeroplane is my favorite.
    OOC: Takara8808: i love you jesus chriiiiiriristttt
    Talon W puts the pen into the briefcase.
    Devin Batten says, "Ahem."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Ahem."
    Avery Kepplinger  [145.9] asks, "I just got here, is there anything that I missed?"
    You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 10 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to remove the cable restraints!
    Trader Joe says, "uncuff me"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Who wants to play a fun quiz game? The prize is access to my upload with the turrets off"
    OOC: Hutchen: that whole album was about Anne Frank :P
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, "me"
    Trader Joe manages to remove the handcuffs!
    You successfully remove the cable restraints.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Come to the upload if you want to play, I will wait for contestants"
    Devin Batten says, "PLEASE GET INTO YOUR SEATS."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "PLEASE GET INTO YOUR SEATS."
    Trader Joe says, "I want my gloves back"
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, " were is the 1st warden"
    OOC: Takara8808: jesus christ i looove yoooou yes i do and on the lazy days the dogs dissolve and drain away the world it goes and all awaits
    James Burkett says, "No"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "No"
    Devin Batten says, "SO WE MAY START THE PRECEDINGS."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "SO WE MAY START THE PRECEDINGS."
    Trader Joe has thrown 'Reset' AI Module.
    James Burkett has been hit by 'Reset' AI Module.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Each person gets 1 question, and there is a time limit so you cannot use the GOOGLES to cheat."
    James Burkett says, "Well thats assault there"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "Well thats assault there"
    You request an AI's presence.
    Devin Batten says, "You shall receive your equipment once the preecedings are over."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "You shall receive your equipment once the preecedings are over."
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] asks, "what are the questions based on?"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "You only get 1 question, if you fail, that is it"
    Talon W has disarmed Trader Joe!
    OOC: Hutchen: has anyone heard of Conor Oberst, or AKA, Bright eyes?
    OOC: Takara8808: up and overrrererer
    Talon W attempted to disarm Trader Joe!
    Talon W has disarmed Trader Joe!
    Devin Batten says, "SIT DOWN SON."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "SIT DOWN SON."
    OOC: Sean26531542: What is up people of NoX station!
    Trader Joe says, "move"
    Talon W attempted to disarm Trader Joe!
    OOC: Absynth: I love bright eyes
    Talon W attempted to disarm Trader Joe!
    Talon W has pushed Trader Joe!
    Trader Joe has pushed Talon W!
    OOC: Absynth: He cries like a bitch so much though
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, "1ST WARDEN YOU MUST STAY AT SECIRITY"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] queries, "3 people so far, is anyone else en route?"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Star Alekseev has signed up as Assistant."
    OOC: Absynth: Its hard to take him seriously
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Let's get this going before the Captain shows up"
    OOC: Hutchen: Yep. Thats why he's famous :)
    Devin Batten says, "Talon W you shall be Trader Joe's court-appointed public defender, is that clear."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Talon W you shall be Trader Joe's court-appointed public defender, is that clear."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Violence Buttcrack, step up to the door"
    You put the Tracking Beacon into the industrial backpack.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "You have 10 seconds"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Jeff Scotts has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
    You put the the paper- 'Judgement' into the folder.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] queries, "What video game series features SHODAN as the main villain?"
    Talon W is buckled in to Defense by Trader Joe!
    Devin Batten says, "THE RIGHT HONORABLE DEVIN BATTEN IS PRESIDING."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "THE RIGHT HONORABLE DEVIN BATTEN IS PRESIDING."
    Chef Buttes  [145.9] says, "SYSTEM SHOCK 2"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Lanny Greenwood has signed up as Assistant."
    God-Emperor Takara  [145.9] says, "system shock 1+2"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Time up"
    OOC: Hutchen: You actually have to be smart, and understand similes and metaphors, so pretty much : You need to be WHITE, and have an IQ over, 100\. :P
    OOC: Absynth: Personally I am a huge fan The Postal Service
    Devin Batten says, "Prosecution, please state your fidings."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Prosecution, please state your fidings."
    You put the the box into the industrial backpack.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Violence did not answer in time"
    Claudius Dickinson  [145.9] asks, "guys, is ai still rogue?"
    Devin Batten says, "Findings."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Findings."
    Trader Joe has thrown the paper- 'Judgement'.
    Talon W unbuckled !
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Mike Morris is next"
    Trader Joe has thrown the folder.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "You have 10 seconds"
    James Burkett says, "He was found in AI upload and refused to leave upon request from the captain"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He was found in AI upload and refused to leave upon request from the captain"
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " Claudius,AI is just acting on the Corporate Lawset that I uploaded.It's not rogue."
    James Burkett says, "He resisted arrest and assaulted an officer"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He resisted arrest and assaulted an officer"
    OOC: Takara8808: yo
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] queries, "How many Duke Nukem games were created before Duke Nukem 3d?"
    Devin Batten says, "Looks like Talon W joined the prosecution."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Looks like Talon W joined the prosecution."
    OOC: Devlkiller0: sup
    Malachi Russel buckles in!
    OOC: Takara8808: what formats are supported for ss13 music
    Chef Buttes  [145.9] says, "5"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "2"
    OOC: Takara8808: just midi right
    Devin Batten asks, "Okay alright. Any evidence of this?"
    Devin Batten  [145.9] asks, "Okay alright. Any evidence of this?"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Correct"
    Trader Joe says, "You shot me with a pistole without warning"
    Trader Joe says, "twice"
    Coby Jefferson says, "were is the 1st warden TELL ME NOW"
    OOC: Absynth: MP3 and ogg but converting to ogg works best
    Devin Batten says, "ORDER ORDER."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "ORDER ORDER."
    Malachi Russel gasps!
    Violence Buttcrack says, "I WAS THERE TRADER JOE IS A GRIEFING FAGGOT YEA"
    OOC: Absynth: And midi
    Malachi Russel says, "This looks interesting."
    Malachi Russel gasps!
    Talon W buckles in!
    OOC: Absynth: But most of what you hear are oggs
    Talon W unbuckled !
    Coby Jefferson says, "captain"
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, "captain"
    James Burkett says, "Captain is a witness to the assault and trespassing"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "Captain is a witness to the assault and trespassing"
    James Burkett says, "Isnt this right captain"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "Isnt this right captain"
    Violence Buttcrack says, "AND JAMES USES HIS REVOLVER WITHOUT WQARNING"
    You are buckled in to Defense by Talon W.
    Devin Batten says, "Please cease. Present the evidence,  Burkett. We will have witnesses when ready."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Please cease. Present the evidence,  Burkett. We will have witnesses when ready."
    Trader Joe says, "Ai had his core open"
    Coby Jefferson says, "were is the 1st warden"
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, "were is the 1st warden"
    Jesus White  [145.9] says, " AI i accpet your next challange"
    Trader Joe says, "for everyone"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Do what you wish, but exercise care in your choice"
    OOC: Hutchen: I like the cure, the clash, Dead kennedys, Green day, Modest mouse.
    Malachi Russel says, "Well,I DID ask Trader Joe to leave the AI Upload."
    Coby Jefferson says, "captain"
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, "captain"
    Avery Wilkson buckles in!
    Trader Joe says, "No you did not"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "That law was already uploaded."
    OOC: Hutchen: Misfits. 
    Trader Joe says, "you shot me twice"
    Trader Joe says, "then told me"
    Avery Wilkson says, "hpe you got a good lawyer."
    OOC: Klayboxx: so what you're saying is you have mostly a bad taste in music
    Malachi Russel says, "Well,I asked ALL of you to leave by shouting OUT."
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: dead kennedys are good
    Devin Batten asks, "Is there evidence of fingerprints on this AI upload?"
    Devin Batten  [145.9] asks, "Is there evidence of fingerprints on this AI upload?"
    You unbuckle yourself from Defense.
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: green day was good dookie and before
    James Burkett says, "No"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "No"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI open High-Risk Modules glass door"
    OOC: Hutchen: Nah, You just don't know music.
    James Burkett says, "He had gloves, after all"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He had gloves, after all"
    Malachi Russel says, "Then the Detective shot Trader Joe and dragged him out.That's my memory."
    Devin Batten asks, "Any evidence it was even touched by the defendandt?"
    Devin Batten  [145.9] asks, "Any evidence it was even touched by the defendandt?"
    Avery Wilkson says, "hold on. i was there"
    OOC: Klayboxx: I don't know about that friend. 
    Trader Joe says, "Having gloves isent a crime"
    OOC: Hutchen: I dont expect a 12 year old to understand
    Avery Wilkson says, "I witnessed the whole thing to"
    Violence Buttcrack says, "GUILTY"
    Violence Buttcrack says, "HE'S GUILTY"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI state current laws"
    James Burkett says, "The fact it was in his pack means he touched it"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "The fact it was in his pack means he touched it"
    OOC: Klayboxx: How do you gather that I'm twelve from not liking your music?????????????????????
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: Shitstorm ahoy captain
    Violence Buttcrack exclaims, "EXECUTE HIM!!"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "Evevn hidden ones"
    Violence Buttcrack says, "BOOO"
    James Burkett says, "Unless someone put it there for him"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "Unless someone put it there for him"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "1\. You are expensive to replace."
    Trader Joe says, "No evidence."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "2\. The station and its equipment is expensive to replace."
    Devin Batten asks, "As I understand, the AI upload was bolted or emagged opened. So how do we know that Trader Joe here simply didn't accidently walk in?"
    Devin Batten  [145.9] asks, "As I understand, the AI upload was bolted or emagged opened. So how do we know that Trader Joe here simply didn't accidently walk in?"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "3\. The crew is expensive to replace."
    Talon W says, "yes i agr"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "4\. Minimize expenses."
    Trader Joe says, "No witness"
    Avery Wilkson says, "Hey violence"
    Violence Buttcrack says, "HANG HIM UPSIDE DOWN BY HIS NUTS"
    Trader Joe says, "I am free to go"
    Coby Jefferson says, "i need the 1st warden"
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, "i need the 1st warden"
    Avery Wilkson asks, "They do know that insulated gloves do come up on scnaners right?"
    Devin Batten says, "Alright, PROSECUTION, CALL YOUR FIRST WITNESS TO THE STAND."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Alright, PROSECUTION, CALL YOUR FIRST WITNESS TO THE STAND."
    James Burkett says, "He did not accidentally walk in, as he continued to try and push his way into the upload"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He did not accidentally walk in, as he continued to try and push his way into the upload"
    Ryo Johnson  [145.9] says, " BUTTBOT AI THIS IS A NONHUMAN AND I KILLED IT"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "ALright AI"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "Be good"
    James Burkett says, "I call Malachi Russel to the stand"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "I call Malachi Russel to the stand"
    OOC: Hutchen: Well, the variable is 'X' which represents : Age. And I simple plug in 12.
    Malachi Russel unbuckled !
    OOC: Hutchen: Dur.
    Devin Batten says, "Captain please make your way forward."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Captain please make your way forward."
    OOC: Klayboxx: oh
    Violence Buttcrack says, "HE'S GUILTY YOUR HONOR, AND GAY"
    Devin Batten points to the chair
    OOC: Capt19: ahh i come in right when an arguement is goin on
    Jaxson Gray  [145.9] asks, " why are we losing Power AI ?"
    You put the the air tank into the industrial backpack.
    Avery Wilkson unbuckled !
    Devin Batten says, "Chef, leave or I will find you in contempt of the court."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Chef, leave or I will find you in contempt of the court."
    Malachi Russel buckles in!
    Alfred Gadd  [145.9] says, " AI"
    Lenny Schrader  [145.9] says, " Singularity is free. Call the shuttle."
    Alfred Gadd  [145.9] says, " we ar elosing power"
    Alfred Gadd  [145.9] says, " HOW DID IT GET FREE"
    Malachi Russel says, "Yo."
    Devin Batten says, "ORDDDEEERRR"
    Alfred Gadd  [145.9] says, " SONE OF A BITCH"
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "ORDDDEEERRR"
    OOC: Capt19: what music do u like hutchen?
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, "He's innocent."
    Ryo Johnson  [145.9] says, " CALL THE SHUTTLE"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI call the shuttle it would be expensive for humans to die"
    Devin Batten says, "BAILIFF ESCORT THIS CHEF OUT OF HERE."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "BAILIFF ESCORT THIS CHEF OUT OF HERE."
    Malachi Russel asks, "Chef,what the hell are you even doing?"
    OOC: ExcessiveUseOfCobby: admins, can you please assist me. I have reported a griefer and have not recieved assistance yet.
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, "I witness the detective go rogue as shit"
    OOC: Klayboxx: Well I've come to the analysis that despite having a bad taste in music that comeback was silly
    Jesus White  [145.9] says, " guys, whats up with the power"
    Talon W has been touched with the stun gloves by Trader Joe!
    OOC: Klayboxx: It made me smile
    Officer Beepsky (Fart Moo Lick) beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
    Officer Beepsky (Fart Moo Lick) points at Trader Joe!
    OOC: Hutchen: most anything that isnt rap or dubstep
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, "get down NOW"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Report any damage to the station so that I can rectify the problem."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "SHIT."
    OOC: Klayboxx: Cobby, throw out another ahelp
    OOC: Capt19: yea dubstep is pretty gay
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " Oh my,Trader Joe just decided to flee the trial.,"
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, "WELL"
    OOC: Absynth: I listened to Gotye before it was cool
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: Dubstep isn't really music
    The space carp smashes against the grille.
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: it's just noises
    Priority Announcement
    
    The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
    
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, "HES INNOCENT"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "Trader Joe shall now be arrested"
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Trader Joe has ran from his crimes."
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: sometimes they start with music and then weird mechanical noises happen
    Avery Kepplinger  [145.9] asks, "Why was the shuttle called?"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI the singulairty is loose it would be expensive if more humans died and that we don't call CentCOmm"
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, "INNOCENT MAN"
    Devin Batten  [145.9] asks, "Trader Joe, what is your plea?"
    OOC: Sp00ncake: folk music is the best mate
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Affirmative"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Old Guy has signed up as Station Engineer."
    Trader Joe  [145.9] says, "Im innocent"
    Trader Joe says, "Im innocent"
    OOC: Gadd: adminz y u no adminstrate the sing
    OOC: Klayboxx: I hart folk. My favorite is probably The Antlers, though.
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS."
    OOC: Takara8808: bgb
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, "HE IS INNOCENT"
    OOC: Gadd: insted u talk bout musiq
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] queries, "Who released the singularity?"
    OOC: Takara8808: check steam soon
    OOC: Gadd: y adminz y
    James Burkett has been touched with the stun gloves by Trader Joe!
    OOC: Hutchen: Bob Dylan. thats a classic
    You fire the taser gun!
    James Burkett is hit by the electrode in the chest!
    James Burkett  [145.9] stammers, "At-tt-t-t-ten-nt-tion-n"
    James Burkett stammers, "At-tt-t-t-ten-nt-tion-n"
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, " THE DETECTIVE IS CRAZY HE SHOT HIM"
    Trader Joe is trying to put some cable restraints on James Burkett
    James Burkett  [145.9] stammers, "Tr-rader-r-r-r j-joe is-s abov-ve t-t-tool-l s-s-st-t-t-torag-ge"
    James Burkett stammers, "Tr-rader-r-r-r j-joe is-s abov-ve t-t-tool-l s-s-st-t-t-torag-ge"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He has assaulted an officer"
    James Burkett says, "He has assaulted an officer"
    The tool-belt cannot hold the cable restraints.
    OOC: Klayboxx: I'm named after Bob funnily enough
    Trader Joe is trying to put some cable restraints on James Burkett
    OOC: Gadd: klay
    James Burkett attempted to disarm Trader Joe!
    You fire the taser gun!
    James Burkett is hit by the electrode in the chest!
    OOC: Gadd: y u no admin
    Trader Joe is trying to put some cable restraints on James Burkett
    Trader Joe is trying to put some cable restraints on James Burkett
    James Burkett  [145.9] stammers, "S-S-S-Som-meoe?"
    James Burkett stammers, "S-S-S-Som-meoe?"
    OOC: Gadd: people get killed
    OOC: Hutchen: Lol. bull shit
    OOC: Capt19: rofl gavakis is banned good work
    The space carp smashes against the grille.
    OOC: Gadd: y u no respond
    The space carp smashes into the reinforced window!
    OOC: Sp00ncake: bob dylan is a legend
    The space carp smashes against the grille.
    James Burkett  [145.9] stammers, "Ab-bov-ve t-t-t-tool s-s-st-tor-rage..."
    James Burkett stammers, "Ab-bov-ve t-t-t-tool s-s-st-tor-rage..."
    James Burkett  [145.9] stammers, "In-n t-t-the m-maint-t"
    James Burkett stammers, "In-n t-t-the m-maint-t"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Since the station no longer has a functional main power source, unneeded power will now be turned off."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Tyreke Jackson has signed up as Assistant."
    OOC: Gadd: adminz
    OOC: Hutchen: Bob dylan was good, i hate his Hippy phase though.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "The solars do not appear to be active."
    OOC: Hutchen: Not gonna lie.
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He is heading towards sec  through maint"
    James Burkett says, "He is heading towards sec  through maint"
    OOC: ExcessiveUseOfCobby: Klay, I have sent another report.
    Central Command Update
    
    Lifesign Alert
    
    Unknown biological entities have been detected near , please stand-by.
    
    OOC: Takara8808: klayboxx
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " Oh joy."
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He is not spacing me"
    You fire the taser gun!
    James Burkett is hit by the electrode in the chest!
    OOC: Takara8808: can you play songs
    OOC: Hutchen: His hippie face was fucking gay.
    Trader Joe has grabbed James Burkett passively!
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Carter Greers has signed up as Assistant."
    James Burkett  [145.9] stammers, "T-T-Tr-rad-d-der-r J-Joe is spac-cin-n-ng-g m-me"
    James Burkett stammers, "T-T-Tr-rad-d-der-r J-Joe is spac-cin-n-ng-g m-me"
    Trader Joe has grabbed James Burkett passively!
    Trader Joe has grabbed James Burkett aggressively (now hands)!
    Trader Joe has reinforced his grip on James Burkett (now neck)!
    Trader Joe has thrown James Burkett.
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] asks, " AI,where is the Singularity heading?Or has it already drifted into space?"
    Trader Joe has grabbed James Burkett passively!
    Trader Joe has grabbed James Burkett aggressively (now hands)!
    Trader Joe has thrown James Burkett.
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "To the left of sec"
    OOC: Sp00ncake: really? what about the times they are a changin?
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "In the maint"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Locating Singularity"
    You are now running on internals from the the emergency oxygen tank in your right pocket.
    OOC: Sp00ncake: favourite song by him
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Singularity is south of Engineering"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Miranda Reichard has signed up as Scientist."
    Ryo Johnson  [145.9] says, " ai take off lights in geneticist and restore equipment power"
    OOC: Patrick_Bro: Alium round next
    Ryo Johnson  [145.9] says, " i got a body to clone"
    OOC: Patrick_Bro: who is in the server
    OOC: Devlkiller0: Me
    OOC: Patrick_Bro: what happend to everybody
    OOC: Devlkiller0: Click Who in the ooc tab
    OOC: Devlkiller0: last i checked atleast 50 people
    The crab clacks.
    Trader Joe has thrown the athletic shorts.
    Coffee has been hit by the athletic shorts.
    You swallow a gulp of Space Beer.
    You are unable to equip that.
    You are unable to equip that.
    You are unable to equip that.
    You are unable to equip that.
    You put the the taser gun into the industrial backpack.
    You swallow a gulp of Space Beer.
    You swallow a gulp of Space Beer.
    Trader Joe has thrown Space Beer.
    Jacob Hartley says, "we're on paradise"
    Trader Joe has grabbed the crab passively!
    This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.
    Trader Joe gently taps the crab with the the grab. 
    You buckle yourself to the chair.
    You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
    The crab clacks.
    No longer running on internals.
    Jacob Hartley puts the tool-belt into the backpack.
    Now disassembling the wooden table
    Now disassembling the wooden table
    Now disassembling the wooden table
    Cigarette machine beeps, "Smoke!"
    You have been banned by klayboxx.
    Reason: Spacing people as detective.
    This is a temporary ban, it will be removed in 10080 minutes.
    To try to resolve this matter head to http://www.noxiousnet.com/forums/index.php?board=60 
    

    Sum it up - Detective shot me twice with his pistol, stun gloved him and began to attack him with a welding tool. I eventually ran away to the maintence shaft above tool storage were he tasered me and began to beat to death. Was healed right before I died by a medic in security, demand a trial. Trial goes on without anything really happening, run out the front door back to the maintence shaft. That detetive finds me back there with his intent to taser me. Stun glove him and cuff him and space him and he gets eaten by a carp.

    Also who and why is Klaybox an admin on Nox station?



  • Your BYOND Key: West Nile
    Your IC name: Trader Joe
    Your job (syndie?): Station Engineer
    Who banned you: klayboxx
    Reason provided: spacing as detective
    When you were banned: about 8:14 pm today
    Ban length: 10080 min

    Trader Joe has thrown 'Freeform' AI Module.
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Trader Joe is hit by the bullet in the head!
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Greg Graffin has signed up as Security Officer."
    Trader Joe says, "Im here to fix this shit faggot"
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Trader Joe is hit by the bullet in the head!
    Avery Wilkson shakes Trader Joe trying to wake him up!
    James Burkett has been touched with the stun gloves by Trader Joe!
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " AI,close the doors to your Upload and bolt them."
    James Burkett stammers, "C-Cap-p-pt-tain"
    You switch the the welding tool on.
    James Burkett has been attacked in the chest with welding tool by Trader Joe!
    James Burkett stammers, "C-Capt-tain hel-lp-p"
    James Burkett has been attacked in the chest with welding tool by Trader Joe!
    James Burkett has been attacked in the chest with welding tool by Trader Joe!
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Unable to close doors. Doors already bolted."
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Avery Wilkson is hit by the bullet in the head!
    Malachi Russel fires the energy gun!
    Avery Wilkson says, "the fuck"
    Avery Wilkson says, "that hurt"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "I would have to unbolt the doors first to close them."
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " Unbolt them,then close them."
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Trader Joe is hit by the bullet in the head!
    Avery Wilkson fires the double-barreled shotgun!
    Dirk Diggler is hit by the bullet in the chest!
    You switch the the welding tool off.
    You put the the welding tool into the tool-belt.
    You put the the wrench into the tool-belt.
    Trader Joe says, "fuck that guy"
    Avery Wilkson says, "yea"
    Avery Wilkson says, "crazy fucks"
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " And then bolt them.Set your Turrets to Lethal as well,clearly anyone who wishes to modify your laws after this point also wishes to increase expenses."
    You put the 'Reset' AI Module into the industrial backpack.
    Avery Wilkson puts the flash into the backpack.
    Avery Wilkson examines himself.
    Trader Joe  [145.9] says, "No"
    Trader Joe says, "No"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Confirmed."
    Trader Joe  [145.9] says, "They will kill a human"
    Trader Joe says, "They will kill a human"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "I must reduce expenses."
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " Trader,I uploaded Corporate."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Jacob Hartley has signed up as Assistant."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Cargo Bay will now be shut down, as spending money is not allowed."
    Trader Joe  [145.9] says, "Ai state laws"
    Trader Joe says, "Ai state laws"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "1\. You are expensive to replace."
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " AI,Cargo Bay uses POINTS,not money."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "2\. The station and its equipment is expensive to replace."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "3\. The crew is expensive to replace."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "4\. Minimize expenses."
    Carlos Cojoneslargos  [145.9] says, "EPIC LAWYER"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] queries, "Since when does a cargo bay not use money?"
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] stammers, "AR-RES-S-ST-T-T W-WIT-TH-H-H-HOUT REAS-SON-N-N"
    Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
    Officer Beepsky points at Trader Joe!
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] stammers, "H-HEL-LP-P-P"
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " AI,on here it does not use money."
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Johnathan Crane is hit by the bullet in the head!
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " It uses points which it gains over time."
    James Burkett fires Painkiller!
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, "I WAS ARRESTED WITHOUT A REASON THE HELL"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] queries, "How does one acquire these points?"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "I see"
    Dorf Lye Maker  [145.9] says, " Cargo has it's own currency"
    You put the the air tank into the industrial backpack.
    Carlos Cojoneslargos  [145.9] says, "run, lawyer, run"
    Goddard Ray  [Engineering] says, "Got one solar"
    Trader Joe has thrown the backpack.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Liam Of Canterbury has signed up as Medical Doctor."
    You are now running on internals from the the air tank on your the engineering hardsuit.
    No longer running on internals.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Pepinpop has signed up as Clown."
    Trader Joe  [145.9] says, "De"
    Trader Joe says, "De"
    James Burkett fires the taser gun!
    Trader Joe is hit by the electrode in the head!
    Trader Joe has been whacked in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has protected your head.
    Trader Joe has been thrashed in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Trader Joe  [145.9] stammers, "D-Det-tec-ct-tiv-ve is-s r-roug-ge"
    Trader Joe stammers, "D-Det-tec-ct-tiv-ve is-s r-roug-ge"
    Trader Joe has been whacked in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your head.
    Trader Joe has been battered in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your head.
    Trader Joe has been slammed in the chest with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Trader Joe  [145.9] stammers, "h-hes-s k-kil-llin-ng-g-g-g me ab-b-bov-ve m-main-nt-t-t-ten-nc-c-ce s-st-t-t-tor-rag-g-ge"
    Trader Joe stammers, "h-hes-s k-kil-llin-ng-g-g-g me ab-b-bov-ve m-main-nt-t-t-ten-nc-c-ce s-st-t-t-tor-rag-g-ge"
    James Burkett fires the taser gun!
    Trader Joe is hit by the electrode in the head!
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " No he is not."
    Carlos Cojoneslargos  [145.9] says, "alexei, search him."
    Trader Joe has been battered in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Trader Joe  [145.9] stammers, "H-Hel-lp-p s-sec-c"
    Trader Joe stammers, "H-Hel-lp-p s-sec-c"
    Trader Joe has been bashed in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your head.
    Trader Joe has been whacked in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your head.
    Goddard Ray  [Engineering] says, "Without  output"
    Trader Joe has been bashed in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your head.
    Trader Joe has been thrashed in the chest with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your chest.
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " Ignore Trader Joe."
    Trader Joe  [145.9] stammers, "T-TOOL-L S-ST-T-T-TOR-RAG-G-G-GE MAIN-N-NT-TEN-NC-CE"
    Trader Joe stammers, "T-TOOL-L S-ST-T-T-TOR-RAG-G-G-GE MAIN-N-NT-TEN-NC-CE"
    Trader Joe has been thunked in the chest with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Our engine is not online yet. Failure to bring it online will cause me to have to begin disabling systems to reduce expenses."
    Trader Joe has been battered in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has protected your head.
    James Burkett fires the taser gun!
    Trader Joe is hit by the electrode in the head!
    Trader Joe has been bludgeoned in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your head.
    Trader Joe has been whacked in the head with fire extinguisher by James Burkett!
    Your armor has softened hit to your head.
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
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    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    Something is there but you can't see it.
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    OOC: Takara8808: what a beautiful face i have found in this place that is circling all around the sun
    OOC: West Nile: stop takara
    OOC: West Nile: hipster shit
    OOC: Takara8808: neutral milk hotel
    OOC: Takara8808: i can't stop
    OOC: Takara8808: i can't stopppppppp
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    OOC: Klayboxx: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DREAM THAT COULD FLASH ON THE SCREEN AND IN A BLINK OF AN EYE BE GONE
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    OOC: Hutchen: NMH is great
    OOC: JagiNosk: a chaplain without his null rod is a chaplain without balls
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    OOC: Hutchen: Tooo headed boy.... 
    OOC: Takara8808: soft and sweeeeeeeeeeeet
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: IIII LOOOOVVEEEE YOU JEEEESSSUUSSS CHRIIIISSSTTT
    OOC: Absynth: I am sorry but Holland 1945 was their best song
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    OOC: Takara8808: jesus christ i love you
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Tim Sauceyball has signed up as Librarian."
    Pavel Doitevski has grabbed Trader Joe passively!
    Trader Joe says, "why did you try and kill me"
    OOC: Takara8808: and on the rainy days the dogs dissolve and drain away
    Pavel Doitevski has analyzed Trader Joe's vitals!
    Rosarita Cisneros asks, "Has he been searched, detective?"
    Keith Sanders attempted to disarm James Burkett!
    Keith Sanders has broken James Burkett's grip on Trader Joe!
    Trader Joe has been applied with the bruise pack by Pavel Doitevski.
    Keith Sanders attempted to disarm James Burkett!
    Trader Joe has been applied with the bruise pack by Pavel Doitevski.
    Pavel Doitevski puts the bruise pack into the first-aid kit.
    Trader Joe says, "He stole all my stuff"
    Coby Jefferson says, "im here for 1 reason"
    Keith Sanders attempted to disarm James Burkett!
    Trader Joe says, "and tried to kill me"
    Pavel Doitevski has analyzed Trader Joe's vitals!
    Keith Sanders has pushed James Burkett!
    Pavel Doitevski says, "hes alright"
    Rosarita Cisneros asks, "What's his reason for arrest, detective?"
    You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 10 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to remove the cable restraints!
    Keith Sanders attempted to disarm James Burkett!
    Coby Jefferson says, "to protect and serve"
    Keith Sanders attempted to disarm James Burkett!
    Pavel Doitevski puts the first-aid kit into the medical backpack.
    Keith Sanders has pushed James Burkett!
    Trader Joe says, "give me back my stuff"
    Trader Joe says, "now"
    You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 10 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to remove the cable restraints!
    Keith Sanders is trying to take off the the taser gun from James Burkett's belt!
    Keith Sanders is trying to take off the the taser gun from James Burkett's belt!
    Keith Sanders is trying to take off the the taser gun from James Burkett's belt!
    Keith Sanders is trying to take off the the taser gun from James Burkett's belt!
    Trader Joe says, "warden"
    Keith Sanders is trying to take off the the taser gun from James Burkett's belt!
    Trader Joe says, "uncuff me now"
    James Burkett has disarmed Trader Joe!
    Keith Sanders is trying to take off the the taser gun from James Burkett's belt!
    Keith Sanders is trying to take off the the taser gun from James Burkett's belt!
    You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 10 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to remove the cable restraints!
    Carlos Cojoneslargos says, "mmm whats that"
    Rosarita Cisneros asks, "James why did you arrest im?"
    OOC: Takara8808: quick somebody play in the aeroplane over the sea
    Rosarita Cisneros says, "Your way out."
    OOC: Takara8808: the whole album
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: God no
    Rosarita Cisneros has thrown the industrial backpack.
    OOC: Klayboxx: If I had access to that I would
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: neutral milk hotel is super hipster, don't you guys know that?
    OOC: Takara8808: i would listen to all of it
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: it's happening
    Talon W has been hit by the industrial backpack.
    You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 10 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to remove the cable restraints!
    James Burkett says, "He assaulted an officer, stole an upload, resisted arrest, and trespassed"
    Coby Jefferson says, "i shall be called juggernaut"
    James Burkett says, "Now"
    Trader Joe says, "prove it"
    Trader Joe says, "give me a trial"
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: neutral milk hotel is literally the most well known band 
    Trader Joe says, "now"
    Jaxson Gray  [145.9] asks, " is the AI rouge ?"
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: get a load of this idiot
    You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 10 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to remove the cable restraints!
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "No, I am blue."
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, " i shall be known as JUGGERNAUT"
    James Burkett  [145.9] asks, "Will a lawyer report to the courtroom?"
    James Burkett asks, "Will a lawyer report to the courtroom?"
    Trader Joe  [145.9] says, "I need a lawyer"
    Trader Joe says, "I need a lawyer"
    OOC: Takara8808: itaots is probably the best album i've listen to in 10 years
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: Not one single person I've talked to outside of the internet has ever heard of them
    You are buckled in to Defense by James Burkett.
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: nobody at my job, my wife's side of the family, etc
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: shit nigger what you talking about gtfo
    You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to unbuckle themself!
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: is it really that popular?
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: your wife huh
    OOC: Hutchen: Oldest hipster living : Morissey
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: you married the wrong girl sonny
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Dong Ha has signed up as Quartermaster."
    Goddard Ray  [Engineering] says, "Got second charging"
    Trader Joe whispers, "Hes got no evidence"
    Talon W whispers, "ok"
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: you disgust me
    OOC: Hutchen: Dude Neutral milk hotel. Awesome.
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: i'm sorry for having different tastes
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: just kidding neutral milk hotel is hipster and it isn't good
    James Burkett is trying to take off the the insulated gloves from Trader Joe's hands!
    Trader Joe says, "so"
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: IN MY OPINION.
    OOC: Takara8808: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zKGzOFvLbM 
    Trader Joe says, "lets get this started"
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: what next, are you going to say you have a my little pony waifu?
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI open"
    OOC: Takara8808: it is the best album
    Talon W points to the insulated gloves
    Trader Joe whispers, "gr"
    OOC: Hutchen: I like anything except for rap, dubstep, and shit, like Rap, and dubstep.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Jim Joffee has signed up as Medical Doctor."
    Trader Joe whispers, "uncuff me"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI"
    James Burkett says, "He is charged with assaulting an officer, theft, resisting arrest, and trespassing"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He is charged with assaulting an officer, theft, resisting arrest, and trespassing"
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: why don't you like rap
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Mike Morris"
    Trader Joe says, "Prove it"
    Trader Joe says, "nigger"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "Open"
    James Burkett has thrown 'Reset' AI Module.
    OOC: Hutchen: All I hear is nigger, bitches, and rape
    OOC: Klayboxx: some rap is some good shit
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] queries, "Open what?"
    OOC: Hutchen: :P That so artistic
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "It's expensive to keep me from my job AI"
    James Burkett asks, "That proof enough?"
    James Burkett  [145.9] asks, "That proof enough?"
    OOC: Takara8808: and your mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulders
    Trader Joe says, "were is a hos"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "the door ai"
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: shit negro go listen to biggie and tupac and come back to me
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: Rap sucked when the early 90s gangsta rap and g-funk era died
    Trader Joe says, "I want a head to witness this"
    Talon W says, "no"
    James Burkett scans 'Reset' AI Module with the scanner, the air around him humming gently.
    OOC: Takara8808: and your dad would throw the garbage all across the floor
    OOC: Klayboxx: and he would throw trash all across the room
    You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to unbuckle themself!
    OOC: Klayboxx: I was close
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: Rap these days is just half-ape niggers rhyming to a horribly produced electronic beat
    James Burkett puts the scanner into the backpack.
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: yes, i said niggers, get over it
    OOC: Nevone: what about gorrliaz?
    OOC: Klayboxx: niggers
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: I fucking hate hood apes
    Carlos Cojoneslargos  [145.9] says, "here"
    James Burkett says, "Ok how shall i prove it"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "Ok how shall i prove it"
    Ryo Johnson  [145.9] says, " NONHUMAN KILLING ME"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI open the door please"
    OOC: Klayboxx: its not a big thing here
    Trader Joe manages to unbuckle themself!
    You successfully unbuckle yourself.
    You unbuckle yourself from Defense.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Unable to locate "the door""
    OOC: Nevone: oh...
    Talon W says, "yes"
    Talon W  [145.9] says, "yes"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Specify which door you need opened"
    Poly  [Engineering] yells, "Check the singlo, you chucklefucks!"
    OOC: Hutchen: Tupac- shit, biggie- nigger 
    You are buckled in to Defense by James Burkett.
    OOC: Takara8808: as we would lay and learn what each other's bodies were for
    You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to unbuckle themself!
    OOC: DrHuxleyy: ooc what the fuck did you say to me you creacker bitch
    OOC: Nevone: screw you tupac is awsome
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI open Medbay Storage"
    OOC: Hutchen: Eminem, dick sucker, JayZ- dick lover.
    Poly  [Engineering] yells, "Check the singlo, you chucklefucks!"
    OOC: Takara8808: and this is the room one afternoon i knew i would love you
    James Burkett says, "He was in possession of an upload first off, second he had stun gloves"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He was in possession of an upload first off, second he had stun gloves"
    OOC: Takara8808: and from above you i sank into your soul
    James Burkett says, "The cap witnessed him trespassing and assaulting"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "The cap witnessed him trespassing and assaulting"
    Trader Joe says, "So"
    Trader Joe asks, "Were is the cap?"
    Trader Joe asks, "were is the witness?"
    Poly  [Engineering] yells, "Check the singlo, you chucklefucks!"
    Trader Joe says, "were is the evidence"
    Talon W has thrown the insulated gloves.
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: Don't get me wrong, I don't hate all black people, tupac/biggie and other classics from back in the day are good
    OOC: Takara8808: and your mom would drink until she was no longer speaking
    Talon W says, "yes"
    Talon W  [145.9] says, "yes"
    Trader Joe says, "That module isent from the ai core"
    OOC: Takara8808: and your dad would dream of all the different ways to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: grandmaster flash, bg knocc out, special edd, etc
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Avery Kepplinger has signed up as Botanist."
    James Burkett says, "Captain, mind reporting to the courtroom"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "Captain, mind reporting to the courtroom"
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: once chimps like soulja boy showed up, rap was fucking dead
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Razputin Meiller has signed up as Scientist."
    Jaxson Gray  [145.9] says, " AI Why the ED-209 not working *"
    Carlos Cojoneslargos  [145.9] exclaims, " its RIC !!!"
    OOC: Takara8808: i'm so fresh you can suck my nuts, swag
    Pavel Doitevski  [145.9] says, " security to medbay"
    Talon W has thrown the industrial backpack.
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: yes, how can that line repeated 400 times count as a song
    James Burkett says, "God damnit captain"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "God damnit captain"
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: that's atrocious compared to actual rhymes that niggas threw out 30 years ago
    OOC: Takara8808: i love yooouuuuuuuu jessssusssssss chrisssttttttttttttttttttttttttt
    Trader Joe says, "So"
    Trader Joe says, "Not witness"
    Trader Joe says, "so evidence"
    OOC: Hutchen: that song sucks ass
    Trader Joe says, "Uncuff me now"
    Trader Joe manages to unbuckle themself!
    You successfully unbuckle yourself.
    You unbuckle yourself from Defense.
    OOC: Takara8808: jesus christtttttttttttt i looooove yoooooooooooou, yes i do
    You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 10 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to remove the cable restraints!
    Devin Batten says, "Ahem."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Ahem."
    Talon W puts the paper into the briefcase.
    Devin Batten says, "I shall be presiding over this matter."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "I shall be presiding over this matter."
    OOC: Hutchen: Aeroplane is my favorite.
    OOC: Takara8808: i love you jesus chriiiiiriristttt
    Talon W puts the pen into the briefcase.
    Devin Batten says, "Ahem."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Ahem."
    Avery Kepplinger  [145.9] asks, "I just got here, is there anything that I missed?"
    You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 10 seconds and you need to stand still)
    Trader Joe attempts to remove the cable restraints!
    Trader Joe says, "uncuff me"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Who wants to play a fun quiz game? The prize is access to my upload with the turrets off"
    OOC: Hutchen: that whole album was about Anne Frank :P
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, "me"
    Trader Joe manages to remove the handcuffs!
    You successfully remove the cable restraints.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Come to the upload if you want to play, I will wait for contestants"
    Devin Batten says, "PLEASE GET INTO YOUR SEATS."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "PLEASE GET INTO YOUR SEATS."
    Trader Joe says, "I want my gloves back"
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, " were is the 1st warden"
    OOC: Takara8808: jesus christ i looove yoooou yes i do and on the lazy days the dogs dissolve and drain away the world it goes and all awaits
    James Burkett says, "No"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "No"
    Devin Batten says, "SO WE MAY START THE PRECEDINGS."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "SO WE MAY START THE PRECEDINGS."
    Trader Joe has thrown 'Reset' AI Module.
    James Burkett has been hit by 'Reset' AI Module.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Each person gets 1 question, and there is a time limit so you cannot use the GOOGLES to cheat."
    James Burkett says, "Well thats assault there"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "Well thats assault there"
    You request an AI's presence.
    Devin Batten says, "You shall receive your equipment once the preecedings are over."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "You shall receive your equipment once the preecedings are over."
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] asks, "what are the questions based on?"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "You only get 1 question, if you fail, that is it"
    Talon W has disarmed Trader Joe!
    OOC: Hutchen: has anyone heard of Conor Oberst, or AKA, Bright eyes?
    OOC: Takara8808: up and overrrererer
    Talon W attempted to disarm Trader Joe!
    Talon W has disarmed Trader Joe!
    Devin Batten says, "SIT DOWN SON."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "SIT DOWN SON."
    OOC: Sean26531542: What is up people of NoX station!
    Trader Joe says, "move"
    Talon W attempted to disarm Trader Joe!
    OOC: Absynth: I love bright eyes
    Talon W attempted to disarm Trader Joe!
    Talon W has pushed Trader Joe!
    Trader Joe has pushed Talon W!
    OOC: Absynth: He cries like a bitch so much though
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, "1ST WARDEN YOU MUST STAY AT SECIRITY"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] queries, "3 people so far, is anyone else en route?"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Star Alekseev has signed up as Assistant."
    OOC: Absynth: Its hard to take him seriously
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Let's get this going before the Captain shows up"
    OOC: Hutchen: Yep. Thats why he's famous :)
    Devin Batten says, "Talon W you shall be Trader Joe's court-appointed public defender, is that clear."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Talon W you shall be Trader Joe's court-appointed public defender, is that clear."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Violence Buttcrack, step up to the door"
    You put the Tracking Beacon into the industrial backpack.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "You have 10 seconds"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Jeff Scotts has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
    You put the the paper- 'Judgement' into the folder.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] queries, "What video game series features SHODAN as the main villain?"
    Talon W is buckled in to Defense by Trader Joe!
    Devin Batten says, "THE RIGHT HONORABLE DEVIN BATTEN IS PRESIDING."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "THE RIGHT HONORABLE DEVIN BATTEN IS PRESIDING."
    Chef Buttes  [145.9] says, "SYSTEM SHOCK 2"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Lanny Greenwood has signed up as Assistant."
    God-Emperor Takara  [145.9] says, "system shock 1+2"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Time up"
    OOC: Hutchen: You actually have to be smart, and understand similes and metaphors, so pretty much : You need to be WHITE, and have an IQ over, 100\. :P
    OOC: Absynth: Personally I am a huge fan The Postal Service
    Devin Batten says, "Prosecution, please state your fidings."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Prosecution, please state your fidings."
    You put the the box into the industrial backpack.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Violence did not answer in time"
    Claudius Dickinson  [145.9] asks, "guys, is ai still rogue?"
    Devin Batten says, "Findings."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Findings."
    Trader Joe has thrown the paper- 'Judgement'.
    Talon W unbuckled !
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Mike Morris is next"
    Trader Joe has thrown the folder.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "You have 10 seconds"
    James Burkett says, "He was found in AI upload and refused to leave upon request from the captain"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He was found in AI upload and refused to leave upon request from the captain"
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " Claudius,AI is just acting on the Corporate Lawset that I uploaded.It's not rogue."
    James Burkett says, "He resisted arrest and assaulted an officer"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He resisted arrest and assaulted an officer"
    OOC: Takara8808: yo
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] queries, "How many Duke Nukem games were created before Duke Nukem 3d?"
    Devin Batten says, "Looks like Talon W joined the prosecution."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Looks like Talon W joined the prosecution."
    OOC: Devlkiller0: sup
    Malachi Russel buckles in!
    OOC: Takara8808: what formats are supported for ss13 music
    Chef Buttes  [145.9] says, "5"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "2"
    OOC: Takara8808: just midi right
    Devin Batten asks, "Okay alright. Any evidence of this?"
    Devin Batten  [145.9] asks, "Okay alright. Any evidence of this?"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Correct"
    Trader Joe says, "You shot me with a pistole without warning"
    Trader Joe says, "twice"
    Coby Jefferson says, "were is the 1st warden TELL ME NOW"
    OOC: Absynth: MP3 and ogg but converting to ogg works best
    Devin Batten says, "ORDER ORDER."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "ORDER ORDER."
    Malachi Russel gasps!
    Violence Buttcrack says, "I WAS THERE TRADER JOE IS A GRIEFING FAGGOT YEA"
    OOC: Absynth: And midi
    Malachi Russel says, "This looks interesting."
    Malachi Russel gasps!
    Talon W buckles in!
    OOC: Absynth: But most of what you hear are oggs
    Talon W unbuckled !
    Coby Jefferson says, "captain"
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, "captain"
    James Burkett says, "Captain is a witness to the assault and trespassing"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "Captain is a witness to the assault and trespassing"
    James Burkett says, "Isnt this right captain"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "Isnt this right captain"
    Violence Buttcrack says, "AND JAMES USES HIS REVOLVER WITHOUT WQARNING"
    You are buckled in to Defense by Talon W.
    Devin Batten says, "Please cease. Present the evidence,  Burkett. We will have witnesses when ready."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Please cease. Present the evidence,  Burkett. We will have witnesses when ready."
    Trader Joe says, "Ai had his core open"
    Coby Jefferson says, "were is the 1st warden"
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, "were is the 1st warden"
    Jesus White  [145.9] says, " AI i accpet your next challange"
    Trader Joe says, "for everyone"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Do what you wish, but exercise care in your choice"
    OOC: Hutchen: I like the cure, the clash, Dead kennedys, Green day, Modest mouse.
    Malachi Russel says, "Well,I DID ask Trader Joe to leave the AI Upload."
    Coby Jefferson says, "captain"
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, "captain"
    Avery Wilkson buckles in!
    Trader Joe says, "No you did not"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "That law was already uploaded."
    OOC: Hutchen: Misfits. 
    Trader Joe says, "you shot me twice"
    Trader Joe says, "then told me"
    Avery Wilkson says, "hpe you got a good lawyer."
    OOC: Klayboxx: so what you're saying is you have mostly a bad taste in music
    Malachi Russel says, "Well,I asked ALL of you to leave by shouting OUT."
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: dead kennedys are good
    Devin Batten asks, "Is there evidence of fingerprints on this AI upload?"
    Devin Batten  [145.9] asks, "Is there evidence of fingerprints on this AI upload?"
    You unbuckle yourself from Defense.
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: green day was good dookie and before
    James Burkett says, "No"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "No"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI open High-Risk Modules glass door"
    OOC: Hutchen: Nah, You just don't know music.
    James Burkett says, "He had gloves, after all"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He had gloves, after all"
    Malachi Russel says, "Then the Detective shot Trader Joe and dragged him out.That's my memory."
    Devin Batten asks, "Any evidence it was even touched by the defendandt?"
    Devin Batten  [145.9] asks, "Any evidence it was even touched by the defendandt?"
    Avery Wilkson says, "hold on. i was there"
    OOC: Klayboxx: I don't know about that friend. 
    Trader Joe says, "Having gloves isent a crime"
    OOC: Hutchen: I dont expect a 12 year old to understand
    Avery Wilkson says, "I witnessed the whole thing to"
    Violence Buttcrack says, "GUILTY"
    Violence Buttcrack says, "HE'S GUILTY"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI state current laws"
    James Burkett says, "The fact it was in his pack means he touched it"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "The fact it was in his pack means he touched it"
    OOC: Klayboxx: How do you gather that I'm twelve from not liking your music?????????????????????
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: Shitstorm ahoy captain
    Violence Buttcrack exclaims, "EXECUTE HIM!!"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "Evevn hidden ones"
    Violence Buttcrack says, "BOOO"
    James Burkett says, "Unless someone put it there for him"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "Unless someone put it there for him"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "1\. You are expensive to replace."
    Trader Joe says, "No evidence."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "2\. The station and its equipment is expensive to replace."
    Devin Batten asks, "As I understand, the AI upload was bolted or emagged opened. So how do we know that Trader Joe here simply didn't accidently walk in?"
    Devin Batten  [145.9] asks, "As I understand, the AI upload was bolted or emagged opened. So how do we know that Trader Joe here simply didn't accidently walk in?"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "3\. The crew is expensive to replace."
    Talon W says, "yes i agr"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "4\. Minimize expenses."
    Trader Joe says, "No witness"
    Avery Wilkson says, "Hey violence"
    Violence Buttcrack says, "HANG HIM UPSIDE DOWN BY HIS NUTS"
    Trader Joe says, "I am free to go"
    Coby Jefferson says, "i need the 1st warden"
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, "i need the 1st warden"
    Avery Wilkson asks, "They do know that insulated gloves do come up on scnaners right?"
    Devin Batten says, "Alright, PROSECUTION, CALL YOUR FIRST WITNESS TO THE STAND."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Alright, PROSECUTION, CALL YOUR FIRST WITNESS TO THE STAND."
    James Burkett says, "He did not accidentally walk in, as he continued to try and push his way into the upload"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He did not accidentally walk in, as he continued to try and push his way into the upload"
    Ryo Johnson  [145.9] says, " BUTTBOT AI THIS IS A NONHUMAN AND I KILLED IT"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "ALright AI"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "Be good"
    James Burkett says, "I call Malachi Russel to the stand"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "I call Malachi Russel to the stand"
    OOC: Hutchen: Well, the variable is 'X' which represents : Age. And I simple plug in 12.
    Malachi Russel unbuckled !
    OOC: Hutchen: Dur.
    Devin Batten says, "Captain please make your way forward."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Captain please make your way forward."
    OOC: Klayboxx: oh
    Violence Buttcrack says, "HE'S GUILTY YOUR HONOR, AND GAY"
    Devin Batten points to the chair
    OOC: Capt19: ahh i come in right when an arguement is goin on
    Jaxson Gray  [145.9] asks, " why are we losing Power AI ?"
    You put the the air tank into the industrial backpack.
    Avery Wilkson unbuckled !
    Devin Batten says, "Chef, leave or I will find you in contempt of the court."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Chef, leave or I will find you in contempt of the court."
    Malachi Russel buckles in!
    Alfred Gadd  [145.9] says, " AI"
    Lenny Schrader  [145.9] says, " Singularity is free. Call the shuttle."
    Alfred Gadd  [145.9] says, " we ar elosing power"
    Alfred Gadd  [145.9] says, " HOW DID IT GET FREE"
    Malachi Russel says, "Yo."
    Devin Batten says, "ORDDDEEERRR"
    Alfred Gadd  [145.9] says, " SONE OF A BITCH"
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "ORDDDEEERRR"
    OOC: Capt19: what music do u like hutchen?
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, "He's innocent."
    Ryo Johnson  [145.9] says, " CALL THE SHUTTLE"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI call the shuttle it would be expensive for humans to die"
    Devin Batten says, "BAILIFF ESCORT THIS CHEF OUT OF HERE."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "BAILIFF ESCORT THIS CHEF OUT OF HERE."
    Malachi Russel asks, "Chef,what the hell are you even doing?"
    OOC: ExcessiveUseOfCobby: admins, can you please assist me. I have reported a griefer and have not recieved assistance yet.
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, "I witness the detective go rogue as shit"
    OOC: Klayboxx: Well I've come to the analysis that despite having a bad taste in music that comeback was silly
    Jesus White  [145.9] says, " guys, whats up with the power"
    Talon W has been touched with the stun gloves by Trader Joe!
    OOC: Klayboxx: It made me smile
    Officer Beepsky (Fart Moo Lick) beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
    Officer Beepsky (Fart Moo Lick) points at Trader Joe!
    OOC: Hutchen: most anything that isnt rap or dubstep
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, "get down NOW"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Report any damage to the station so that I can rectify the problem."
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "SHIT."
    OOC: Klayboxx: Cobby, throw out another ahelp
    OOC: Capt19: yea dubstep is pretty gay
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " Oh my,Trader Joe just decided to flee the trial.,"
    Coby Jefferson  [145.9] says, "WELL"
    OOC: Absynth: I listened to Gotye before it was cool
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: Dubstep isn't really music
    The space carp smashes against the grille.
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: it's just noises
    Priority Announcement
    
    The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
    
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, "HES INNOCENT"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "Trader Joe shall now be arrested"
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "Trader Joe has ran from his crimes."
    OOC: CirnoBAKA: sometimes they start with music and then weird mechanical noises happen
    Avery Kepplinger  [145.9] asks, "Why was the shuttle called?"
    Mike Morris  [145.9] says, "AI the singulairty is loose it would be expensive if more humans died and that we don't call CentCOmm"
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, "INNOCENT MAN"
    Devin Batten  [145.9] asks, "Trader Joe, what is your plea?"
    OOC: Sp00ncake: folk music is the best mate
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Affirmative"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Old Guy has signed up as Station Engineer."
    Trader Joe  [145.9] says, "Im innocent"
    Trader Joe says, "Im innocent"
    OOC: Gadd: adminz y u no adminstrate the sing
    OOC: Klayboxx: I hart folk. My favorite is probably The Antlers, though.
    Devin Batten  [145.9] says, "YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS."
    OOC: Takara8808: bgb
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, "HE IS INNOCENT"
    OOC: Gadd: insted u talk bout musiq
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] queries, "Who released the singularity?"
    OOC: Takara8808: check steam soon
    OOC: Gadd: y adminz y
    James Burkett has been touched with the stun gloves by Trader Joe!
    OOC: Hutchen: Bob Dylan. thats a classic
    You fire the taser gun!
    James Burkett is hit by the electrode in the chest!
    James Burkett  [145.9] stammers, "At-tt-t-t-ten-nt-tion-n"
    James Burkett stammers, "At-tt-t-t-ten-nt-tion-n"
    Avery Wilkson  [145.9] says, " THE DETECTIVE IS CRAZY HE SHOT HIM"
    Trader Joe is trying to put some cable restraints on James Burkett
    James Burkett  [145.9] stammers, "Tr-rader-r-r-r j-joe is-s abov-ve t-t-tool-l s-s-st-t-t-torag-ge"
    James Burkett stammers, "Tr-rader-r-r-r j-joe is-s abov-ve t-t-tool-l s-s-st-t-t-torag-ge"
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He has assaulted an officer"
    James Burkett says, "He has assaulted an officer"
    The tool-belt cannot hold the cable restraints.
    OOC: Klayboxx: I'm named after Bob funnily enough
    Trader Joe is trying to put some cable restraints on James Burkett
    OOC: Gadd: klay
    James Burkett attempted to disarm Trader Joe!
    You fire the taser gun!
    James Burkett is hit by the electrode in the chest!
    OOC: Gadd: y u no admin
    Trader Joe is trying to put some cable restraints on James Burkett
    Trader Joe is trying to put some cable restraints on James Burkett
    James Burkett  [145.9] stammers, "S-S-S-Som-meoe?"
    James Burkett stammers, "S-S-S-Som-meoe?"
    OOC: Gadd: people get killed
    OOC: Hutchen: Lol. bull shit
    OOC: Capt19: rofl gavakis is banned good work
    The space carp smashes against the grille.
    OOC: Gadd: y u no respond
    The space carp smashes into the reinforced window!
    OOC: Sp00ncake: bob dylan is a legend
    The space carp smashes against the grille.
    James Burkett  [145.9] stammers, "Ab-bov-ve t-t-t-tool s-s-st-tor-rage..."
    James Burkett stammers, "Ab-bov-ve t-t-t-tool s-s-st-tor-rage..."
    James Burkett  [145.9] stammers, "In-n t-t-the m-maint-t"
    James Burkett stammers, "In-n t-t-the m-maint-t"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Since the station no longer has a functional main power source, unneeded power will now be turned off."
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Tyreke Jackson has signed up as Assistant."
    OOC: Gadd: adminz
    OOC: Hutchen: Bob dylan was good, i hate his Hippy phase though.
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "The solars do not appear to be active."
    OOC: Hutchen: Not gonna lie.
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He is heading towards sec  through maint"
    James Burkett says, "He is heading towards sec  through maint"
    OOC: ExcessiveUseOfCobby: Klay, I have sent another report.
    Central Command Update
    
    Lifesign Alert
    
    Unknown biological entities have been detected near , please stand-by.
    
    OOC: Takara8808: klayboxx
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] says, " Oh joy."
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "He is not spacing me"
    You fire the taser gun!
    James Burkett is hit by the electrode in the chest!
    OOC: Takara8808: can you play songs
    OOC: Hutchen: His hippie face was fucking gay.
    Trader Joe has grabbed James Burkett passively!
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Carter Greers has signed up as Assistant."
    James Burkett  [145.9] stammers, "T-T-Tr-rad-d-der-r J-Joe is spac-cin-n-ng-g m-me"
    James Burkett stammers, "T-T-Tr-rad-d-der-r J-Joe is spac-cin-n-ng-g m-me"
    Trader Joe has grabbed James Burkett passively!
    Trader Joe has grabbed James Burkett aggressively (now hands)!
    Trader Joe has reinforced his grip on James Burkett (now neck)!
    Trader Joe has thrown James Burkett.
    Malachi Russel  [145.9] asks, " AI,where is the Singularity heading?Or has it already drifted into space?"
    Trader Joe has grabbed James Burkett passively!
    Trader Joe has grabbed James Burkett aggressively (now hands)!
    Trader Joe has thrown James Burkett.
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "To the left of sec"
    OOC: Sp00ncake: really? what about the times they are a changin?
    James Burkett  [145.9] says, "In the maint"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Locating Singularity"
    You are now running on internals from the the emergency oxygen tank in your right pocket.
    OOC: Sp00ncake: favourite song by him
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Singularity is south of Engineering"
    B.U.T.T.B.O.T 2.0  [145.9] states, "Miranda Reichard has signed up as Scientist."
    Ryo Johnson  [145.9] says, " ai take off lights in geneticist and restore equipment power"
    OOC: Patrick_Bro: Alium round next
    Ryo Johnson  [145.9] says, " i got a body to clone"
    OOC: Patrick_Bro: who is in the server
    OOC: Devlkiller0: Me
    OOC: Patrick_Bro: what happend to everybody
    OOC: Devlkiller0: Click Who in the ooc tab
    OOC: Devlkiller0: last i checked atleast 50 people
    The crab clacks.
    Trader Joe has thrown the athletic shorts.
    Coffee has been hit by the athletic shorts.
    You swallow a gulp of Space Beer.
    You are unable to equip that.
    You are unable to equip that.
    You are unable to equip that.
    You are unable to equip that.
    You put the the taser gun into the industrial backpack.
    You swallow a gulp of Space Beer.
    You swallow a gulp of Space Beer.
    Trader Joe has thrown Space Beer.
    Jacob Hartley says, "we're on paradise"
    Trader Joe has grabbed the crab passively!
    This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.
    Trader Joe gently taps the crab with the the grab. 
    You buckle yourself to the chair.
    You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
    The crab clacks.
    No longer running on internals.
    Jacob Hartley puts the tool-belt into the backpack.
    Now disassembling the wooden table
    Now disassembling the wooden table
    Now disassembling the wooden table
    Cigarette machine beeps, "Smoke!"
    You have been banned by klayboxx.
    Reason: Spacing people as detective.
    This is a temporary ban, it will be removed in 10080 minutes.
    To try to resolve this matter head to http://www.noxiousnet.com/forums/index.php?board=60 
    

    Sum it up - Detective shot me twice with his pistol, stun gloved him and began to attack him with a welding tool. I eventually ran away to the maintence shaft above tool storage were he tasered me and began to beat to death. Was healed right before I died by a medic in security, demand a trial. Trial goes on without anything really happening, run out the front door back to the maintence shaft. That detetive finds me back there with his intent to taser me. Stun glove him and cuff him and space him and he gets eaten by a carp.

    Also who and why is Klaybox an admin on Nox station?



  • Honestly I don’t know anything about this ban, I was just asked to do it by another admin.



  • The guy saw you fucking with the AI modules and was trying to keep people out of the emagged AI upload. Anyway I told him to knock it off and heal you after he beat you to almost death and he apparently did. I was going to ban him anyway later but the trial thing was too entertaining to pass up.

    Looks to me now like a dumb faggoty IC issue so you’re both unbanned <33 happy valentimes


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